Yes i will smell like curry

>yes i will smell like curry
>no i wont apply deodorant
>yes i will scam the weak
>yes i will take your job
>yes i will become your CEO
>yes i will bring casteism to the US
>no i wont poo in the loo

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Why are Indians black?

based, sir

yes, i will pay my fuel by card and i'll take a krispy kreme to go, thanks sandipruajeet

>sorry we don't accept cards in this store, mr. ping pong ching chong

based

what kind of 7/11 doesn't accept card? i'm reporting this store to the ACCC for failing to comply with consumer law, you're going back, gupta.

The ACC doesn't have jurisdiction here, Soi Li.

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>confusing ACCC for ACC
This was your impromptu IELTS surprise test, sir, I'm sorry to report that you failed, you will remain in India for this period of time.

based

based

based

>F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

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based indian KING

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based

>>yes i will scam the weak
Sorry, but can you teach me how to scam people?

just pretend you're from apple support

Details, please. I don't want to work again

give me a sec, I still get some mails from time to time on a burner email I had

listen to teejayx6

based, how do I get pajeeta gf?

Keep in mind that I have never owned an apple product

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I don't get it

>yes I will become your CEO
That's a funny way of saying "yes I will be your H1B IT slave working for minimum wage"

cope

zhang BTFO'd

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i will teach you step by step:
>buy burner phone
>call random people until someone picks up
>say "helluuuuuuuOO dis izzz Bill fruooom microsoft you fridge not running? give me paypal i do the needful
>rinse and repeat until someone does it

there, you are now a 1337 indian scammer

> minimum wage
I make 185k at 22 not in CA or NY

no one will fall for it

kinda upset these lads dont call me anymore, used to love fucking with them until theyd get really mad, spend a minute yelling into the phone, and then hang up

Thinking about it, it may work... I used to scam people on Runescape like that