/brit/

>coda

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wonder what Doug/Coys is up to today

fucking hate this papist whore

Im Scottish and British mate.
Fuck the EU dictatorship!

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I wiz nae tae ken pal

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baste

The Singers gf is eating bat again the saucy cow

Exactly 5 years since the Ed stone

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This fat Britnigger is about to get BTFO in 3 hours by Thor

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Get tae fuck ya wee dobber min, ken fit like.

The North and South are where the posh cunts live. The Central Belt is where everyone else lives.

what's this now?

you new here lad? all /brit/ gimmicks came about because one mug kept forcing them

North east = oil cunts, farmers, polish people and junkies of varying types.

so glad no one talks about a 2nd referendum anymore on the news

Are ya gay tho Declan

Remember some positively screamworthy reactions to that beauty

Dog’s been feeling a bit ill

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hate bruenigs

posted a picture of robert webb on another board and got this reply:
>I hate how the kike producer made him gay. God I hate kikes
thoughts?

An actor from Game of Thrones is about to set the deadlift world record stealing it from a very salty British man.
3 hours from now live online

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What ever happened to this? Imagine some archaeologist digging this up in 1000 years

except the gimmicks i created of course

No one will shut up about Corona anymore though. Monkey's Paw.

poor fucker... only got 3 legs!

seriously miss are ed

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He’s in the labour shadow cabinet now

What does deano think of the lockdown?

sometimes i feel old, like 'its been TEN years sicne X' when it feels like only yesterday, but honestly the ed stone feels decades old
last 5 years have really stretched out for me

he's slowly becoming more destitute and schizophrenic

"coronavirus" will be used to extend working hours, decrease wages, increase bourgeois state power and cut social benefits under the guise of protecting people from something that doesn't even kill as many people as the flu (assuming the figures of italy/britain/spain/america are accurate lel)

Is it British law to have the constant sound of a lawnmower going in suburbia?

I genuinely will pay 3% extra tax if we get boomers a hobby so they don't just find pointless tasks to do that disturb everybody else.

Why is Eddie salty? I thought he was a nice guy

Jeremy referred to having slept with men in very early seasons
Him going gay made sense as he wS having a crisis abiut turning 40

Toilberg will not be happy about this

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youtube.com/watch?v=LKh8NyG2QBg

hes going to fail you do know that right

>Dan Hodges reported that while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown"

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reckon he died?

Wellness check wellness check
How is your mental health faring?

The boys! (/brit/posters)

deanos using lockdown to make some much needed improvements to his team on fifa

Shit. Whilst he does enjoy watching Britain's Got Talent with the missus, he's been furloughed from the estate agents and he's still got to make payments on his 3-series lease.

dont know how to check it

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toilberg be like -
silly bugger clean that up in 10 minutes or you are fired

dont know

Not too bad thanks mate yourself?

just remembered when i went through my daring "public sex" phase except I was 14 so I was just wanking in places I could get caught, like in entries. what was i thinking haha

yeah i agree

He sacrificed his health to get there and it's his only claim to fame. No one will remember him now

COPE. He'll rip 520 easy

did something similar lad

used to cum on peoples plants for fun

Incident report for him

wheres the oddest place you wanked lad?

I'm something of a fan of The Carpenters myself

mentally fine
physically i'm a fat bastard

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Me and my mate used to wank in trees together for some reason. Pretty weird, I couldn't even cum then.

ever google a pornstar just to find out they're dead

WILFRED LAWRIE NICHOLAS JOHNSON

Shagged in a few parks, in a pub back room, half way up a mountain and in two national parks tbqh

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probably in a classroom when my fit english teacher sent me to get her bag from her room and i had a rummage around in it and found her phone

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youtube.com/watch?v=JaTYFs380rI

trees in your garden?

looking back I think John Terry was actually based af

love me some daniel

was she attacked by an animal?

what are those lines?

I have ups and downs. Will be the first in line for a therapist once that becomes available. I've just not been the same person since lockdown started despite the fact it hasn't affected my day to day life at all.

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found out angela stone has been dead for a year the other day

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True

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got any friends?

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Got cucked in a few parks, in a pub back room, half way up a mountain and in two national parks tbqh

I used to run around the garden naked at night and I think my neighbours saw because they started to get really awkward around me at one point

reminded me of the time when christine lampard outed frank on loose women for having a cuck fantasy

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3300406/frank-lampard-christine-bleakley-cheating-dreams-loose-women/
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3300406/frank-lampard-christine-bleakley-cheating-dreams-loose-women/

Read Marco's Medis

based department
lefties SEETHING

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sell farm

Got a few tinder and bumble matches who've sent messages, but just don't feel like talking to 'em for some reason

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Very good book. Frequently use the brambles quote to help calm myself down and more appropriately react to life.

willy johnson lol

why would i be seething? youve truly lost the plot

>stoicism

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No shame in being a gay boy user
Its 2020

stoicism is based

The queen looks like that?

I see Russia is trying to play Katamari

>the lad who doesn't know how to use webb is back
fs

>not willard
shame

if that shitty chinese designed and made box broke they'd just shoot the bear dead

fuck chinks

This
Its a massive cope for virgin betas that never rock the boat

A hideous beast is gestating in my bowels, it's power level is rising with every passing minute. It won't be long before I have to do battle with this foetid abomination and banish it to the depths of South London's sewer network, lest it banish me

>i

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>Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas Johnson

OH MY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
state of bojos sprog

why'd you add a 't' at the end

Nah in parks and stuff

me after having a wank

Prime Minister Willy Johnson meets President Baron Trump

thermometer in urethra

just because you can rock the boat doesn't mean you should

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righto master chief

A few. Talking to them is about the only thing keeping me sane.

Hate getting constant reminders of the virus wherever I go and during the 8PM clapping. I struggle to enjoy media too because I'm too worked up over things and worrying about what I'll do after I graduate. I'm pretty sure I cocked up the second half of an exam I did recently because I had a panic attack and I wasn't used to the format.

same, we're obviously never going to meet anyway and if we did it would be unbelievably awkward

wtf

'kin 'ell Norf FC is getting out of hand

youtu.be/uFbsHUkPJTo

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cooor bojo's missus is quite peng good on him

how many years since you last watched the simpsons?

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More than one way to deal with a problem, this is true.

do you reckon bojo has ever had a homosexual experience?

i heard rumours that if ivanka was to run for president she would run as a democrat

people must have seen you and your m8s doing it

why'd you do that mate

Oh, you're a student? Then you should definitely kill yourself.

And I read it years ago. It's good in principle, although I struggle to adopt it under extreme stress. This is my first crisis situation on this scale ever, so I've just completely lost the plot over it.

fingered bojo behind morrisons once

>using your child's name as an opportunity to play up the little Englanders by invoking WW1
holy shit lmao