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Canzuk edition

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please save us america

Was just about to make a CANZUK edition /brit/ and just checked the catalog haha

CANZUK is far too tiny to properly support each other so you'd have to negotiate trade deals with the Superpower Trading Blocks (USA, China, EU) in order to survive

These blocks would punish you massively for attempting to make a union while failing to make sure it was big enough to be self-sustainable and capable of waging trade warfare.

They want you balkanized and they shall have it. They will work together temporarily if needed to ensure this. No, you won't play them off against each other.

You would have to add India and Pakistan at a minimum for it to be a decent trading block.

This is completely ignoring the massive strife you will have as Aus and NZ are 100% dependent on china but would suddenly have basically no say as the UK and Canada made all decisions.

The whole thing is a massive pipedream and will never be seriously considered.

oh my FUCKING based

imagine lads

YEAH THE BOYS

Absolutely love how the precise moment shit hit the fan all notions of European solidarity and unity went right out the window and every nation hunkered down to protect their own.

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Will it ever happen?

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when will Chile be joining

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We should all move to the middle of australia surely they can pipe some water in somehow

American vassal cope.

Caught a bit of the new Ghost in The Shell movie on TV. Pretty awful and you can tell it was designed for the chink audience who lap up garbage like modern Transformers movies.

The next 3 posters are cucks

Aussies buy British widgets at Chinese prices and the Canadians pay for the difference.

lol northern territory not included in the survey
aboriginals still blame Britain for everything

>Superpower Trading Blocks
>EU post Brexit
Sorry mate, stopped reading there as I had tears in my eyes from laughing

Maybe...

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That's a lot of redditspaces, you must've had that saved up to copy+paste in the new thread for ages. Really thought this was going to be your big break, this is the bait that's going to net those 50 (You)s you desperately want.
Hidden without a word read. Fuck off you cesspit-dwelling slug.

Most Western men, are progressives and feminists. If they wish to identify with women, then they should be treated like women. Where they are caught, they should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault

I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methedrine
I hear empire down...

woah, this kraut on a mad one

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I tihnk canzuk is a really fucking stupid idea which would worsen relations between all countries involved and even the wider commonwealth

>excludes fairly arbitrarily the rest of the commonwealth
>aligns us to a bunch of random countries, making us less flexible for other opportunities
>seems like a lot of effort for essentially nostalgic reasons.
>decision making would be a mess
>if nz and aus arent federated why would an even bigger federation work
>there would probably fuck loads of wrangling about how exactly to configure this union which would end up causing resentment
>practical differences like timezone differences
>this union would constantly be forced into decisions where the countries interests would be differ quite substantially
>would 4 million NZers have as much of a say as 65 million brits? or as 4 million brits? how can either case be fair or diserable?

There's a reason no canzuker ever actually explains how CANZUK would work. It's because they don't know and they also know if you propose anything, it will immediately be undesriable to some part of the union.
Rather than basing our foreign relations on nostalgia for a time which no one alive actually remembers, why don't we seek new opportunities

Still slightly less vile than your average Tinder girl here.

still remember there being huge outcry over an asian actress not being cast by asian audiences didn't actually care

why are all middle eastern flags just green/red/white/black in different arrangements

The words /brit/ doesn't want to hear

cope, it would be the third largest economy

>let me tell you about your hypothetical superstate

Haha bit gay lad

didn't read a word

Good idea, if a second Falklands War kicks off we can conquer the Argies and give them to Chile.

arab colours or something like that

wish i was a woman lads

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I'm happy to help you learn English if you'd like. Although you might prefer to learn from one of the brits, it is their language after all.

holy based

>Superpower Trading Blocks
>EU

cope on kraut

really makes you think....

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wife material

'Blocs' and 'Unions' are a complete meme. If it's not a nation it won't last.

You're basing your entire argument on a false premise. CANZUK does not mean a complete federalisation of all constituent countries. A free, closer union would accomplish everything.

please populate canada

tl;dr canzuk stupid

EU lapdogs SEETHING

Not a word

Screaming.

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LOL

went "heh heh heh" out loud

youre talking to morons that are too doped up on jingoism and patriotism, this country is a has been and has declining world influence, brexit just sped that process up

Canada is completely tied to America and cannot join CANZUK

This is a rorke pipedream

>hurr if you don't like CANZUK you must like EU
canzuk won't work for the same reasons we didn't like the EU.

Funny how the posts dissenting CANZUK in this thread are acting like the movement is about a federated union and not free trade and ease of travel which it actually is

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this definitely came from okbuddyretard

>EU
>superpower

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>excludes fairly arbitrarily the rest of the commonwealth
Does anywhere else in the commonwealth (aside from Singapore which is different) have anywhere close to the standard of living in canzuk

reminder

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joggers ive worn for the entire month and a bit starting to get a bit smelly now

wtf I never said that just thought it was funny cause aboriginals wouldn't like british people, I actually completely agree with you lad

Why isn't USA included in CANZUK?

Too many Bulgarians?

i actually really enjoyed the style of it, but you kind of have to remember that GITS is too complex for the average cinema goer and they had to dumb it down

The EU fears the Canzuk

thought was a gif and was waiting for them to start laughing or something

CAVALIER GANG

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hate the double standards in our societies
when a girl snogs her friend it's hot and fun and empowering but when i tongue a mate, suddenly i'm a gay

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i dont like the eu because of its quintessentially continental overstepping autocratic bureaucracy and the cultural divide and long history of bloody conflict between constituent states

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Mental how if you were a girl someone would pay a grand for them.

Ah yes the 'EU superpower' that won't see out the decade. Very impressive.

>The European super power that had to apologise to Italy for leaving it out to dry during Coronavirus
>The European super power so well integrated that Germany, who benefits massively from the single currency, wouldn't help underwrite Italy's debt to help them.

Ah yes, the EU.

I had the right to work in Europe?

Brussels bootlickers out in force ITT

He looks really tall here

spotted a pheasant in a field earlier while out walking

cheers fella

Why is /Brit/ OBSESSED with the EU?

I oppose letting more bongs and aussies into our country.

president of the united states of america is a title handed down from antichrist to antichrist and their domain is the closest thing to hell on earth

Utterly shocked to see the kraut flag isn't attached to this post

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society ennit mate

>free trade with australia, nz and canada
why not, but surely we need to go for the major economies of the world first like the US, Europe, India and China.
>Freedom of movement
sorry, australia has already ruled it out with the UK. Can't see NZ wanting it either.
What would NZ and Australians and Canadians gain from letting Britoomers buying up more property?
Why would we suddenly want to give 50 odd million people unfettered access to our country?

The death of the EU is imminent. Hungary, Italy and probably Denmark and the Netherlands will leave once this is all over.

I love that where I come from has the lowest percentage of support...precisely zero (Northern Territory, Australia).

based

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banana phone!

Kek, I was replying to you and switched midway. That was meant forWas posting this image for you.
*switches on the Oils-Beds Are Burning*

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mental how we never had any more right to work in the EU than we do now we're out of it but morons have been duped into thinking we did

wouldnt mind a bit of a union with denmark

need a bigger water bottle so i don't have to take as many trips upstairs to refill

noted
*throws the note into the bin*

whats the northern territory like lad

certain caribbean islands are essentially en-par with regions of the UK
Why would we exclude singapore?

CANZUK would be the largest nation on earth, largest food supply, it would have a dominant market share in most minerals, be a huge exporter of energy including both traditional oil & gas plus renewables, 3rd largest economy in the world, very large population with a huge potential to grow into hundreds of millions or 1 billion+ if government encouraged population growth. Tbh, CANZUK would be a potential superpower, higher than the EU definitely, probably higher than China but I'm not as sure there.

Because we mog everyone
And we won't be allowing it.
Simple as

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willy hahahah

Do you think we'd be space fearing by now if the Empire had taken over the whole world?

Wish china russia and the us would fuck off and european countries would be dominating powers again

The EU is a power hungry empire sucking dry the nation states of Europe
They will stop at nothing to prevent Canzuk

POOZUK

barron gets it from somewhere

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Yep, gettin' fucked and sucked at the old feed and seed.

please let me in

For me it's Power and the Passion
Genuinely one of the best songs ever written and recorded

Remoaners are absolutely GAGGING to see their own country fall into financial and social ruin. Anything that might destroy the slim possibility to say "Told you so", as they wait on the breadline, incites irrational anger within them. See: the anti-CANZUK virgin brigade.

screaming

Boongs should be considered a pest similar to the rabbit or kangaroo & eradicated accordingly.

So easy to farm yous on the German IP

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Canada+UK+Denmark+Iceland
Rule the North Atlantic with an iron fist.

need to off myself pronto but too much of a pussy

reading Dune

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Yes

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is it true that pigs can't walk backwards and that dogs can't look up

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>mental how we never had any more right to work in the EU than we do now we're out of
yes because of the transition period you absolute dope.

Hungary's on a mad one at the moment

Dude weed. Fuck shutdowns.

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how would it be a super power when all the nations are so spread out?

Just cut myself shaving lads

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Fucking hell what happened? I havent seen him since he was a runt at his dads inauguration

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You are and always will be a syrup bong

imagine being this delusional
>Dropping in that inferiority complex seethe towards the EU

this union would only work if it were protectionist. combined we have all the resources we need to essentially produce everything. it would require specializing among the countries with Britain being the main manufacturing centre. But there would also be local industry as it would be impractical to ship oil from Alberta to the UK for it to be refined, so instead it should be refined in Canada and then exported.

what's the point in being an EU member

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>certain caribbean islands are essentially en-par with regions of the UK
Which ones? Genuinely thought they were all poor shitholes.
>Why would we exclude singapore?
Not opposed to Singapore but I don't think they'd want it.

I just tried to pour myself another glass of wine (Barossan Red) but the screwcap was still on what am I like

did you know that 90% of american architects print the word "gullible" on the ceilings of all their domestic bedrooms?

yanks hate the EU more than anyone stop defending them

That would be too based too even consider

Me too, shame

odds - get another drink
evens - take a nice shit and then go to bed

imagine trying to make a decision with Canada having to align with the US?

How would canzuk make any decisions? majority rule? equal say (4 million nzers have more say than 40 million brits?)? consensus (ie letting every opportunity float us by?)?
These questions are never addressed.

because it's just rorke LARP about a white empire