CANZUK edition again.
/brit/
Cameron Butler
Jayden Perry
Pipedream which we, China and the EU won't allow.
Isaac Brown
YEAH THE BOYS again ahahaa
anyway off to bed lads goodnight
Nolan Nguyen
Love CANZUK
Leo White
for me it's the UUSAK alliance
Daniel Collins
Its cool, you'll begin your collapse soon enough
Adam Young
Scots could say that exact same thing back in 1706, and it's all worked out just fine since.
Ethan Allen
genuinely bizarre that you're kicking off about this into a new thread mate it's a bit of fun between the lads in /brit/ getting along aha, calm down
Daniel Baker
do it for her
Parker Murphy
Let them in CANZUKNE
Mason Foster
Logan Adams
heard that final fantasy game that just came out is good
Sebastian Cox
the lads (uk australia new zealand canada)
Matthew Taylor
im a little bit of a twat lads ngl
Colton Wright
I tihnk canzuk is a really fucking stupid idea which would worsen relations between all countries involved and even the wider commonwealth
>excludes fairly arbitrarily the rest of the commonwealth
>aligns us to a bunch of random countries, making us less flexible for other opportunities
>seems like a lot of effort for essentially nostalgic reasons.
>decision making would be a mess
>if nz and aus arent federated why would an even bigger federation work
>there would probably fuck loads of wrangling about how exactly to configure this union which would end up causing resentment
>practical differences like timezone differences
>this union would constantly be forced into decisions where the countries interests would be differ quite substantially
>would 4 million NZers have as much of a say as 65 million brits? or as 4 million brits? how can either case be fair or diserable?
There's a reason no canzuker ever actually explains how CANZUK would work. It's because they don't know and they also know if you propose anything, it will immediately be undesriable to some part of the union.
Rather than basing our foreign relations on nostalgia for a time which no one alive actually remembers, why don't we seek new opportunities
*checks what the ruling party and predominant issue in scotland has been for the last 20 years*
ah yes.
Grayson Gonzalez
ah yes
canzuk
*walks off and talks to someone else*
Logan Lewis
NE would just be part of C
James Diaz
would shove her head into that bag, slam shut the zipper and have a crack at her pooey arse in a heartbeat. willard covered in brown and red in equal measure
Luke Cruz
There exists no working model for how CANZUK would function as there are irreconcilable political and economic differences between constituent countries, and the massive difference between them hinders any value of internal trade within the group.
Nolan Martin
Heard you the last 300 times mate
Isaac Cooper
James Jackson
Cocaine laws by country:
Argentina - legal for personal use in any quantity
Brazil - legal for personal use in any quantity
Peru - legal to have up to 2 grams for personal use
Portugal - legal to have up to 2 grams for personal use
Colombia - legal to have up to 1 gram for personal use
Czechia - legal to have up to 1 gram for personal use
Bolivia - legal to have up to 0.5 grams for personal use
Mexico - legal to have up to 0.5 grams for personal use
Germany - legal for medical purposes
USA - legal for medical purposes
Rest of the world - illegal
Gavin Hall
hello mate
Asher White
You know what those 4 cucked nations have in common? No space program.
Blake Green
*checks the result of a certain 2014 referendum*
ah yes
Jeremiah Rivera
tweeted this post to the afp
Christopher Cruz
How many CANZUK passports you boys have?
I got 2
Evan Fisher
Jaxson Parker
Has there been any updated CANZUK kinography?
Jason Ramirez
goodnight lads
Andrew Richardson
Heard you last thread mate
Owen Nguyen
not really into jrpgs desu
was thinking of doing quantum break, did alan wake recently and control when it came out
Elijah Garcia
Robert Wilson
What's Theresa May doing right now?
Grayson Stewart
>3 feminine leaders
dire
Joseph Rivera
unfair to compare something like walkers, which is solid potato, to something like a monster much which is 80% air
Christopher Lewis
Big think
Ayden Bennett
miss are tezza
would shag her passionately no ifs or buts would put a baby in her barren womb through sheer volume
Owen Morales
she's 17 bucko, that's legal in my state
Ian Bell
really want a go on scottish murmurs tits lads
Ryder Thomas
Sort of like the EU but with one language, one legal system, one head of state and actually very similar economies.
Asher Campbell
CANZUK
Northern Capital - London
Western Capital - Vancouver
Eastern Capital - Sydney
Southern Capital - Auckland
yeah im thinking based
Aiden Harris
that last point is so bollocks, we're literally already negotiating a free trade agreement with Britain
Gavin Foster
shut it nerd
Samuel Carter
free trade != trading bloc
Dominic Russell
awful, just awful
Asher Young
We ought to be doing something about this
Drumpf cut funding for abortions in these countries as one of his first acts of President.
Hopefully Biden reverses it
Eli Reed
why vancouver?
Ethan Lopez
love the new Warzone mode though/
Eli Morris
forced himself on schizo woman
not going to jail cause hes in the mental ward but in big trouble
Grayson White
>TVZ
Would just because she has good taste
Kevin Hernandez
is it the rape fantasy or the underage child fantasy that would interest the police more in this situation?
Dominic Kelly
>irreconcilable political and economic differences
Name one
Ethan Gomez
stretching her fanner with a big black dildo
Matthew Moore
Thomas Anderson
Abortions won't do shit, the real key is to industrialise them as fast as possible.
Jonathan Martin
nerd is the new sexy
Jacob Reed
coastal
Carson Murphy
>China wants X to trade with antipodeans
>UK doesn't want X
>ohhh sorry you're overruled because you're tiny
>antipodeans suffer as a result
Landon Hernandez
because toronto is grim
liked ottawa when I went though
William Cooper
good coomer thread here
Adrian Sullivan
you don't have anyone to talk to it's why you're here
Benjamin Gutierrez
it's a proxy
Colton Nelson
he's wandered off mate don't think we'll be hearing from him for a while
Ayden Price
>tfw the continental congress didn't go for the galloway plan and create a British dominion of the 13 rebellious colonies
Brody Morris
had 8 (eight) slices of granary bread and a multivitamin for lunch
Kayden Fisher
what EU gonna do about it
William Rodriguez
just did a supremely wet fart
Henry Young
How would CANZUK work?
John Howard
>ottawa
Isn't that a pokemon
Mason Ortiz
*throws a party and hands everyone a red plastic cup*
Ethan Clark
shhh
Bentley Bailey
feminism is the key of course
women in the workplace, women going to school, women's liberation period
when it comes to Africa and the middle east I'm a real pussy hat and hairy armpits type of feminist
Hudson Ortiz
So by your own example not actually irreconcilable, if anything quite easily solved.
Kayden Clark
oshawott ahahahahhahh yeah
Nicholas Bell
you canzuk be kidding me
Hunter Davis
Aiden Roberts
i got groped and possibly almost raped by my bent friend once
haven't trusted anyone since
Michael Jenkins
Alri Emma.
Dominic Rogers
ahh okay gotcha
Jeremiah Gray
>
howling
David Thomas
business idea: remove new zealand from canzuk and replace it with japan
Grayson Gutierrez
All 3 will put tarrifs on your bloc
UK is very poor and could not afford it
Austria collapses without china
Canda collapses without the USA
Matthew Roberts
How do I play Crusader Kings 2?
Brayden Perez
Somewhat jealous of the americans and their guns and their willingness to defend their rights. Feel like when guns were more or less banned in the uk nobody gave a fuck
Adam Hall
canzukers will never answer this
some will pivot to just 'trade and FoM'
others will pivot to some sort of intergovernmental/supranational governmental orgnaisation.
canzuk is literally 'wouldnt it be cool if australia and nz and uk and canada'
it's an incomplete sentence because if you completed sentence it wouldn't be cool.
Benjamin Morris
sorry to hear that mate
Xavier Long
everyone in britain is forced to eat this
everyone in canada is forced to eat a full english
similar to that paraguayan president in the 1800s forced whites and natives to interacially breed to make non mixed raced people extinct in his country.
Alexander Hill
you sure it wasn't just banter?
David Roberts
the amount of times ive gotten this reply is making me wonder if i have a problem
Caleb Reyes
the first step is to acquire autism
Angel Jones
Japs would sooner join the EU and their old allies though
Angel Torres
>the US is going to get together with China to impose tariffs on their closest allies
Yeah alright haha x
Robert Torres
>tarrifs
>austria
>canda
actual child or blackamoor
Luis Campbell
britain really gets shafted in this deal, poutine is vile
David Scott
>our population is 16 times bigger than New Zealand's even though their country is bigger than ours is
europe is so overpopulated and shit
of course there's a housing crisis when there's far too many fucking people
Nolan Torres
Why would ubisoft think we'd rather play as a smelly axe boy instead of this supreme lad
Isaiah Miller
Caleb Perry
what football team do you lads support?
Jonathan Garcia
Mum just had the depression talk with me and said I could always talk to her if lockdown is getting to me.
What was I supposed to say to her? No mum, I'm not depressed, I'm just spending a lot of time in my room because I've found myself weirdly attracted to you and don't want you to notice me perving on you?
Christian Wilson
start as a french duke in 1066, wait for crusade, become king of jerusalem
this too
wish that were me
James Ramirez
91kg as of today
Lucas Williams
canzuk united
Easton Rivera
Based chinks unleashing coronavirus on us
Nathaniel Green
open.spotify.com
go have a cheeky follow of my playlist lads x
Kevin Perez
chips + cheese + gravy?
how is it possible for that to be vile?
Brandon Barnes
is that your mum?
Caleb Campbell
You don't need to apologise Emma.
Luke Rivera
Nice brothels
m.youtube.com
Samuel Barnes
Why would china or the USA put tarrifs on the jews?
furthermore countries don't have allies. they see a very weak island right now and they dont' want that to change.
William Morales
en.wikipedia.org
kakistocracy now
Tyler Adams
the one that wins
Eli Ward
Liverpool cause they win the most.