/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

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i was never cut out for prom queen

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Hello? OLMECH BASED DEPARTMENT???

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Are you a cute Aryan woman?

is this the city of brazil?

Reminder that grimes is preggers

got a big ol checkaroo from uncle sam, thinking of getting some liquor

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If that was the case i’d be your gf not bff

Idk pal

i'm hungry and don't have anything to it

found this beautiful song
youtu.be/N_3fy8_0EM0

How much

$1200, it was my stimulus money

Plus whatever I get from unemployment this week

>If that was the case i’d be your gf not bff
Tragic, but my bff has to be Japanese.

pick up some go za

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does anyone here watch the 100?

>oxytocin is secreted during skin contact with the opposite sex
Is that real or just a hentai meme

what does this taste like?

Good luck with that gaijin

Never heard of it. Is it gud? Might try binging it

ill never have a bff or bf or even a f

>Is that real or just a hentai meme

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pizza

i can be your f if you let me bound bhat boibussy

Kys you fucking tranny

You can't really complain about not having friends when you insult and attack people for no reason after they show you nothing but good will~

You reap what you sow.

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yes

i actually wanna know though

Trees are blossoming, birds are singing, sun is shining

Yeah I'm thinkin it's a beautiful day

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leech

tastes like pasta without the noodles and extra cheese

soon™

That sounds incredibly disappointing

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yeah its alright once in awhile but not something anybody eats regularly

>nooooo you can't use wikipedia as a source!

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I did wikipedia says that mothers get oxytocin from their nipples when they breastfeed but I didn't see anything about it being produced from plain skin contact so i guess that isn't true?

I'm pretty sure you produce oxytocin just from being near females. It's what causes that funny way you feel when you're around girls.

its real and its why you don't want a slut for a gf/wife

they literally aren't capable of loving you as much as a normal person

baking some breaded chicken tenders and french fries

This man is a Democrat representative from new Hampshire.

Are the representatives in your state virgins too?

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Make me some friend

You can have some french fries but the chicken is all for me

yeah if it's sexual

i wish i had a gf so i could touch her and feel chemically well

He's got a point though. It's difficult to walk up to a woman and slip your finger right in without her backing off.

no hes not

that's a dumb statement
also no

Fine, got some lemon?

Yes he is

he has a family and kids

Just remembered while doing a chore, I saw a cardinal in the yard this morning.