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>wake up
>see this
Wat do?

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england doesn't really have a pub culture like germany does
it's just a thing people do now and then, hardly a priority

nonce

wish they hadnt made the monkey village take more space in btd6

TAKE THOSE FUCKING MEDS RORKE
NOWWWWWWWW

Started a couple days a week down the local shop. Just nosied down, asked them if they needed anyone to work on a Sunday (they had to shut cos of low staff numbers) and they signed me up there and then no checks nothing.
Makes you wondering how people are going hungry during this really.

bollocks

Source?

love sunsets me

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enjoy it while it lasts
probably by sticking my face between her arse cheeks

clean her boyfriend's cum from her pussy

shut the fuck up you paki bastard

Shut the FUCK UP you stupid spastic all your posts are garbage and the same 5 copy and pasted pieces of shit. Put a tripcode so I can filter all your fucking trash

Didn’t mean to (you) that other post my finger must’ve slipped haha

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Watching the 2019 weightlifting championships

just cant bring myself to be jingoistic about the uk lads

Sächsischer Minister: Gastronomie ab 15. Mai öffnen!
Die seit Wochen wegen der Corona-Pandemie geschlossenen Cafés, Kneipen und Restaurants sollen nach dem Willen von Sachsens Wirtschaftsminister Martin Dulig schnell Klarheit haben, wann sie wieder öffnen können. Sollte es die Entwicklung der Infektionszahlen zulassen, schlägt er eine Öffnung der Außenbereiche unter strengen Auflagen für den 15. Mai vor, sagte der SPD-Politiker der Deutschen Presse-Agentur am Sonntag. „Man könnte testen, ob die Sicherheitsvorkehrungen funktionieren, bevor sich alles am Pfingstwochenende ballt.“

Hamburg also plans to open restaurants (at least) in may and iirc so do SH and mecklenburg vorpommern

Is this a joke?

not saying 9/11 didn't happen just that the numbers were probably exaggerated
was more likely something like 5/7

why are birds so obsessed with clothes/fashion?
honestly I'm just looking to keep warm ftmp when I get dressed

Furloughtoil is ruined. Toil is going to restart but they won't say when, and say it might be at only 48hrs notice, so now I'm sat here dreading an email.

*rips out a silent stinky fart in the lift*
>mfw
oopsi

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Google "King David Hotel bombing"

The next 3 posters will be fucked up the arse this year

I really need a fucking spliff lads

mad that she's russian

this is a tranny isn't it

would

remember when they found out the identities of the hijackers because someone found one of the hijackers' passports in the rubble of the twin towers and then they traced that back to a car the terrorists had rented where they had literal flight instruction manuals in the vehicle

remember that? I do.

NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK

lol really?

>Sächsischer
Ich ziehe nach Dresden

somkeone give us a bump pls

A big fat cock too haha
Big black Russian Cock is in your future
Tranny cock will rip you in two

anyone bottle up their farts and sniff them

this isn't british culture

ok bender

you mean the plane which hit the building had some things fall out of it

fucking hate fluid dynamics lads
hate it so fucking much

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We're talking about pubs it basically is

Dad watching a Joe.com/ladbiblr video and audibly laughing...very worrying

mad how moni's onlyfans has turned me from a productive member of society in to a cumbrain simp coomer, just can't stop wanking to her pics lads

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Same here lad

also sachsen-anhalt changed the Kontaktbeschränkungen to up to 5 people

freedom triumphs in the east
wessis on suicide watch

serious question lads
local pizza or decent kebab

no but sometimes I read my old reddit posts and think about how good they are which is basically the same thing

Based coomer

September 11 never happened

not in foreign it ain't

please stop posting that image of the ugly looksmaxing man with the dodgy hairline

Ich wohne in Stuttgart

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always remember all the quality posts i've made over the years and then search them up in the archive and have a good chuckle

dunno mate I'm facing the same question
it will probably be kebab for me as the lads who make them also deliver beer
they do pizza but it's not as good

the plane which melted the steal beams and caused the tower to crumble to a pile of dust but somehow a flimsy passport miraculously survived which just happened to be picked up and handed into the authorities who traced it to a car with a manual for flying a plane lol. also the CCTV operated by an israeli company just happened to not be working at the airport lol

Yeah like an intact paper booklet but the jet fuel melted steel beams

>CD Ewwww land
tut mir leid brudi

kebab obviously but im sure some rorkes will try to pretend otherwise

London is the Pay Piggy capital of the World

Google "King David Hotel bombing"

STOP

get a munchy box which has both

Jog on Hitler

Grindr is dead atm, any brum Twinks looking for a Zig Forums daddy???

only tragic thing about 9/11 was that it didn't include my bollocks

hmmm

besser hier als in B*rlin

Nein

jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams but it can weaken the structure to a point where it might become unstable, especially with a heavy enough weight on top

plus is it really hard to believe?

Just googled King David Hotel bombing.

Also just googled Lavon Affair, dancing Israelis, Israeli art students, USS liberty

moni

Pizza as rotolos is peng. Also I’ve never had a kebab dont know what that is

8 cans of red stripe for the evening

self portrait

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Lad across the road from me killed himself. His mum must have walked in and found him hanging. Fucking idiot he was only 21 grim grim grim

>rorke fuming about a tiny bit of German
are flyovers really this uneducated?

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

Is it really hard to believe a flimsy passport survived the plane exploding and compressing into a small pile of rubble and was handed into authorities at ground zero? Yes I would say the probability of that being what happened as

what a nigger. sorry for poor english :D

You are know aware there is a scots wikipedia, and it has more content on sonic characters than any other wikipedia. All in scots.
sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_the_Crocodile

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This is a shitposting Zig Forums general, nothing more nothing less

>8 cans of red stripe for the evening

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dont think an americans opinion is valued much on this matter no offense

for me it would be drowning. aesthetically speaking of course.

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love is the best

Wir reden über Kneipe, das ist britische Kultur

this isn't Zig Forums

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AHHHHHH PUNISH MY BOLLOCKS HARDER! AAAHHHHH!

I’m trying to get into asmr. Are there any slightly posh girls with an rp accent for me to listen to?

th-thats a lot of beer for a Sunday mate

how do i stick to a diet lads

yeah
deal with it
why do you care anyway
it was almost 20 years ago
nothing you whinge about will change anything
you're just wasting your time

this is Zig Forumsrit

drowning is the most grim because if someone doesn't find you in a few dyas your body liquifies to mush and you have to be got out of the water in bits with a spade or something

it's a nothingburger

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you can't say the N word here.

clearly u care if you tried (and failed) to debunk it though

Argonians are Chad.
Dunmer are cringelords.

are greta lads

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good call
that's a very tasty lager beer

just don't buy shit food. quite easy

n*rthern ireland

remember the bloated corpses after hurricane katrina

citysqualids seething at this

The twink drought needs to end
#endlockdown

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thats a population density map

fewer coronavirus deaths in places fewer people live - wow

Was this during lockdown? Any history of mental illness? What kind of lad was he?

for me its cremation with my ashes dispersed in my favourite walking spot I took my doggo to

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Cumbria of course known for its huge population

do anglican priests do exorcisms?

oh shut up you virginous cunt

my sister has become one of those white women who talks about how much she hates white people all the time

no such place

Argonians are property

We need to have a conversation about leftypol's mental health

basically /virgin/

That's not nearly enough for a proper Sunday

My sister is also at university

i think your confusing manny and liverpud for cumbria there la

We need to have a conversation about Rorke's mother's bank statement

why don't you give her a slap?

what do we reckon?
Famaus Grouse or Smrinoff Vodka?

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No I'm not