Fixes the balkans

>fixes the balkans
nothing personal kid

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Why are the muslims still there?

"my knowledge of geopolitics comes from paradox games" the thread

Belgium is literally a paradox game tier country

>completely ignored in every paradox game except vic2
heh

Fixing it would involve deporting a few million to Turkey. If they want to remain conquered muslims then gtfo to their masters

You literately did it perfect. I'm not even sarcastic. Thank you.

The Universe applauds.

I unironically want to leave this country because of Bosnian Croats alone.
Adding more Gypsies, Serbs and Albanians will make blacks in Italy seem acceptable.

No point trying to united the south slavs again it's been tried and failed. The current set-up is fine and Republika Srpska appeases Serb autism. Honestly, I don't think countries should be united just because they have linguistic/ethnic similarities (Kosovo/Albania, Bulgaria/North Macedonia and Romania/Moldova)

Is there any way to fix the Balkans that doesn't involve nuclear fire?

>Sarajevo
>anything but Austrian

Based

>I unironically want to leave this country because of Bosnian Croats alone.
Based, you are honorary Slovenian

Yes, we just need to nuke a l...
No.

Suck my dick subhuman

its liams mom

Seethe, outer "Macedonia"

Oh don't worry west Bulgaria. You'll be fine. Why did you even start LARPing in the first place, you were just fine being called Bulgarians before the 20th century. Well the Albanians are going to outbreed you anyways so it goes to the rightful owners, the Illyrians.

That’s because you’re even younger than we are

diaspora?

>comeon BRO, why don't you wanna be in a union with a bunch of shitty, despotic mafia states you speak the same language, they're your BROTHERS

fixed the balkan

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based

I want to live in a country which speaks my language, not in one which is rich
If you care about money so much then go leave your homeland for Austria or Germany

nothing is fixed as long as Albania exists

this surely won't result in any ethnic conflicts and genocides, good job user!

Uhmm, you forgot to mention Herzegovina Croats who likes to present themselves as the are the real and even bigger Croats than we are.

>Uhmm, you forgot to mention Herzegovina Croats who likes to present themselves as the are the real and even bigger Croats than we are.
What's even the difference between Bosna croats and Herceg ones? Yugoslav identities are such a mess.

There is a big difference in their mentality and behavior, also Bosnian Croats, Herzegovian Croats does not exists (it exist in their heads, 2bh). You are either Bosnian or Herzegovian, not in between, but they like to tell that because to make themselves as a part of the Croatian nation, which THEY ARE NOT and they will never be.

>Herzegovians
tall dinaric Sthokavian speakers, looks range from blond blue eyed giga-jaw Scandinavian to hairy square-head Turkish, Serbian sounding last names, since they come rural post-Ottoman area they are usually poor and many have backwards mentality
>Dalmatians
tall dinaric sthokavo-chakavian speakers with some Italian influence, usually swarthy, last names go from Serbian to Italian sounding, relaxed/lazy or typical med mentality
>Istrians
shrot, basically look the same as Venetians, speak transitional Chakavian to Slovene with a lot of Italian influence, last names go from straight up Italian to native Croat Chakavian,
hardworking and civilised people
>Međimurje, Zagorje
shortest, they look like west Slavs and Hungarians, Kajkavian speakers - their dialects are almost the same as east Slovene, some Hunagrian influence, last names range from Hribar to Balog
probably the most hardworking people but they are held back by their huge gypsy population
>Slavonia, Baranja
speak Sthokavian very simmilar to North Serbia (Vojvodina), some areas have little Kajkavian influence from the past, a lot of people today are migrants that came from Bosnia and Serbia during the last couple of centuries, last names go from Serbian to German (large German population in the past) and Hungarian
>Lika
Literal Serbs

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>Istrians
>hardworking
?
You can say that only for the old Istrians (who have passed away), but the young ones are the most laziest like montenegros.

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Wow, I always thought Macedonia was an island...

>speak Sthokavian very simmilar to North Serbia (Vojvodina), some areas have little Kajkavian influence from the past
Huh, I thought Slavonijans had their own dialect? Don't vojvodinians speak ekavian just like most other parts of Serbia?

But this is all very interesting. Tell me a bit about more about central Croatia, Kvarner bay and Dubrovnik region. You forgot to mention those

Austria claim the port of Koper

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lmao nice pic

I made that map
I also made pic related as alternative for Yugos who are really adamant on wanting to remain disunited

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