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hausmeister edition

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My favorite non-british culture related general

Hello lads. What's occuring?

wayey lahs

People are unironically going back to work? How unbelievably depressing and shocking

>he deleted the leaf thread

can you stay in your containment threads cheers

If you say his name 3 times, he appears

*walks out the door without paying the bill*

just completed a roxy raye wank

Normies couldn't even manage 6 weeks without their toil and their Nandos and their pubs. Pathetic.

aus
strayl
yans

rent strike (and race war) NOW

you talkin' to me?

Cocks

why does this anger the groundsman

I've got to return to work next week and I'm already depressed thinking of it.

watching a person i like livestreaming himself playing a game i like and i like watching it

ah yes

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fucking love yams me

squat in black people's london councils houses for free

Don’t google hp lovecrafts cat’s name

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Lachlan
Lachlan
Lachlan

Wales is more distinct from England than Scotland or Eireland

NATIONAL STRIKE TODAY

What's going on 'ere then

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just realised the powers that be are trying to turn us into rootless consumers.

cucking yourself

in my day we'd fight over the controller

On this day in British History

>1415 – Religious reformers John Wycliffe and Jan Hus are condemned as heretics at the Council of Constance.
>1471 – Wars of the Roses: The Battle of Tewkesbury: Edward IV defeats a Lancastrian Army and kills Edward of Westminster, Prince of Wales.
>1535 – Five Carthusian monks from London Charterhouse monastery are hung, drawn and quartered at Tyburn, London, for refusing to acknowledge Henry VIII as head of the Church of England
>1776 – Rhode Island becomes the first American colony to renounce allegiance to King George III.
>1799 – Fourth Anglo-Mysore War: The Battle of Seringapatam: The siege of Seringapatam ends when the city is invaded and Tipu Sultan killed by the besieging British army, under the command of General George Harris.
>1859 – The Cornwall Railway opens across the Royal Albert Bridge linking Devon and Cornwall in England.
>1926 – The United Kingdom general strike begins.
>1945 – World War II: Neuengamme concentration camp near Hamburg is liberated by the British Army.
>1945 – World War II: Field Marshal Sir Bernard Montgomery accepts the unconditional surrender of the German forces in the Netherlands, northwest Germany including all islands, in Denmark and all naval ships in those areas.
>1979 – Margaret Thatcher becomes the first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
>1982 – Twenty sailors are killed when the British Type 42 destroyer HMS Sheffield is hit by an Argentinian Exocet missile during the Falklands War.

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can 't get enough of this video

Been using Tinder on the bog for so long I now associate women with the smell of poo.

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rapist
rapist
rapist

Didn't tell ASIS I'm a quarter Russian

Cheeky monkey.

literally why does that photo of monkey putin get deleted?

monkey on a motorbike stealing a baby what does it look like

It's the 5'8 IT'S OVER lad.

No idea tovarisch

you still get banned permanently for posting sinks on Zig Forums theres a reason for it

janny made his own thread

is that the PG tips monkey

der hausmeister...

Posting in the not /brit/ as a non British person.

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anyone from Leeds know this guy?

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ja hallo wo sind die necherpimmel? :DDDD

cringe

yeah hes a nonce

>depression

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cant read this. got a higher res?

love these two cute chinks together

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Golden wonder crisps are so underrated

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>The United Kingdom general strike begins.
A great day, one led by the CPGB and betrayed by Labour.

That toddler and that monkey got beef

turns out... little monkey fella

Love monkeys

might play final fantasy IX
cant really be arsed though

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socialism is based

doing maths

>Shut it down

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Hallo :3

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das it mane... das it

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the way I see it, there are three main problems up north
poverty
poor town planning
lack of industry
now, if we took 50% of the population in these deprived areas, most of whom would be unemployed, and sent them to china for work, we would eliminate the poverty problem
and with less layabouts the economics stats would look better, and this would clear up 50% of housing, so we could either knock down a few bits and redevelop it, or just let younger people move into these houses

tldr: send the underclass to china

alexa play hausmeister by the janman

Never been on Zig Forums whats that about

Why would posting sinks get you banned on an international culture discussion board?

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crisp sandwich

kek this is me but with everything

Let that sink in.

this is it, a simple loophole that leaves Janny completely powerless.

irn bru am i right fellas my scottish patter

grim meme food normies pretend to like

Hitler was a Capitalist

bet youre one of those virgin freaks that thinks women enjoy rape

Howling.

Imagine calling the janman the House Master lmao
As if he isn’t power tripping enough

biscuit sandwich

KARL! YOU ARE A MANIAC!

Why is the mother just watching?

Any more videos that show the harsh reality of NEET life?
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Based boyfriend

Explain why

*record stops*

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oh no the house master might delete my post

wife just had a baby lads.

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fuck sake. bank holiday but got fuckall to do for the day

hideous little cretins have used punishment/reward conditioning to to teach a captive monkey to ride a middle bike. Obviously the little bro had gone postal and wants to take down as many humans as possible, and to him I say 'godspeed'.

why would anyone want a dog? They love you without condition from the moment they are born every day until they die.
With a cat you have to EARN their love and its so much more rewarding

actually I believe "master of the house" refers to the head butler in this co

are kiwis the posh antipodeans

Fat cans.

people like to feel loved bro

NOO THE HECKIN PUPPERINO!!!
NOO YOU'VE GOT BRAIN WORMS

wonder what gender it will turn out to be

Monkey probably just wanted to learn how to ride a bike. Those raised in human society just think they are humans

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He definitely wasn't not a capitalist
Nazism's attitude to Marxism and to socialism and left wing politics more generally descends from antecedent German conservatives' pro-Capital attitudes

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same!

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can't tell if this is bait or you're actually this stupid

For me it's Marxism Leninism

bizarre argument

david irving is jewish on his mum's side

The funniest thing about corona is watching all the wageslaves & footy watching imbeciles realize that their entire life is a travesty, facing the reality that they have absolutely nothing meaningful to live for outside the "go to work, talk about the match on a weekend" routine. Aldi driving, new-build, v-neck pullover wearing wankers with no personality or soul.

centrism with chinese characteristics (fascist)

thread has gone to absolute pot since the last, sort your shit out /brit/

he is a gentleman and a scholar

Fuck no
We're the posh evil ones
They're the dorky nice ones

Deano punched me because I told him django unchained was low tier

why are they so desperate?

david was on point about the wooden doors though

this looks good

Nothing wrong with this edition at all
I like it

Ideally, for game and vermin that a cat cant catch. Thats what they’re for originally, anyway. I’d buy a dog if I lived on an actual piece of land. I dunno what retards are thinking with all these dogs in cramped suburbs, apartments etc.

millions of people will lose their yearly summer holiday to the south of Spain which is the only thing they have to live for.

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Right and I’m sure you’re moving mountains in your meaningful and purposeful life, lmao.

I’ve got a smooth chest with a ring of hairs round each nipple. And a thick line that sort of builds towards the usual place.

marmite and chip sandwich

dont work lads

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