/brit/

ooh Twitch friend

scratching my shithole and sticking my finger up the gfs nose

my attitude towards raising a child depends heavily on their gender

Were it to be a son, i'd train him to be good at(or at least like, if he's not coordinated) football and all the popular stuff

Were it to be a daugher, I'd get her in to more nerdy stuff so she doesn't fall in with the stacies

This is keeping in mind that they were attractive(which they most certainly wouldn't be because, well yeah I don't really have to explain this part)

>panting and shortness of breathe just talking
nah thats not me

waiting for internethistorian to go live myself

What's happened to the Lib Dems?

I miss them

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It's a strange place. People who aren't normie enough to fit in but aren't autistic enough to post in niche threads. Bunch of boring cunts.

He's fallen from grace

youtube.com/watch?v=X4oG-pyFs6M

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please elaborate on the final point
i want to hear you say it

never had a gay experience in real life but went through a phase as a teen of wanking on camera for older lads, funny looking back

Remember this? The bantz with the lads? When can we have it again?

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don't fancy shitting 6 times a day

The hour draweth near

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why are they so desperate?

this is gay

*starts crying and burbling that no one likes me while running out of the pub*

youtube.com/watch?v=-N0yXGVWS1Y

I believe this clip says more than words ever can

summer 2021

"impossible" for theatres to open until social distancing ends. Sir Cameron Macintosh

faggot, only the brave like me get the reward
Stay scared while I do drugs

been obsessed with this piece for a few days now
just can't get enough of it
youtube.com/watch?v=dmRlxYLYHtY

not how it works, mary

enjoy your adulterated placebo effect and risk of legal consequence

Battling this poo to squeeze it out of my body

Jake from state farm? Hes black now

the bf

youtube.com/watch?v=juswcAfJSDQ

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>come on user I need an after lockdown shag now!

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alri?

If you didn't have to bolt down everything in your garden/shed growing up you aren't working class, simple as

hey I know him

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puts the country on lockdown for 2 months
12 deaths

more than 12 people would have been run over in 2 months lel

Same mate, so much

Vile slampig

dogshit

kek this is me we still got burgled anyway

lay off the greggs, luv!

beep beep beep

you're dogshit

Yes. Just a flu. But a timely one which allows total population control to be enacted without significant resistance. The animals will go to their own pens and stay there willingly.

Where are the gimmicks?

burglars/junkies usually target middle class houses areas though, was forever getting my bike nicked from the garden growing up

they're working on the assumption that zero preventative measures would have meant the end of the human race
may as well argue with creationists about the good it does

whom?

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yeah cause this weed is "fake weed" buddy, also I don't have intent to supply which means the police here wouldn't do jack shit
I have friends who I sold coke to, who then subsequently got caught themselves dealing, and were given community sentences. For dealing in the range of OZ. of cocaine. Community sentencing. Unpaid work. For selling cocaine.
This is what you're scared of, unless you live outside the UK. In which case why are you here

>ugh yeah bro I'm gonna do X, Y, and Z if I have a daughter to ensure that she won't blah blah blah
lmao
just be a normal father and don't nonce her or let her get nonced and she'll grow up as perfectly fine as women can be in this day and age

we're fresh out because of panic buyers

it's gonna be immunity certificates

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Fuel scooping over a k class star in the inner orion belt lads

rorke's meds are wearing off again

>burglary
just lock your windows and doors lol

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if you cant tell your m8 to shut it as youve heard it before your not real m8s

Literally have never won a round of warzone

oh no no no

Bastards gine all over the fucking floo

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is he a nonce irl too?

this is Zig Forums(nel)
>my daughter is getting FUCKED in her innocent holes by that pencil-neck soiboi with the RGB keyboard, I've FAILED as a father

his voice sounds like there's a gay man under all that beef

Just played a game of squads on fortnite and the entire lobby was AI

BASED

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nah not how it works, it's who she hangs around with at school that determines how she acts/what she does. You can't really control that as a father

that pasta about having a daughter is one of the most 4chanian things ever created

victim blaming

only time i got burgled the bastard booted in my door which was made of solid oak

>Rorke trying to salvage his argument.webm

banned thdm for having massive tits

Why did seasideMARK delete all his videos

rorke dropping racist obscenities while pushing the cart on badwater, unknowing that half his audience are children and the other half can't speak english!

Hey I sold those explosives to you!

redditspacing and capitalisation are cancer because it's done by cocks who think their posts are worth more than they actually are
it detracts from the jovial nature of /brit/ and should be discouraged

I miss them so much

Skill based match making and bots has made fortnite an empty shell

Are man gaddafi gave us those

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shut up pilgrim

meds rorke

Does reddit talk about itself as much as people here do? Ctrl f Zig Forums in 90% of threads and it will come up. Obsessed with the bad rep the place gets

You have to understand these people are just taking a tour before returning to the council estates. It's worse to be nearer them because it's an everyday thing, constantly being scoped out. They are like predators, we quite literally had annual attempted break-ins; at least once a year people would try and force entry. The area I lived & grew up in was so bad that I remember people taking my car wheels several times. Like literally just taking the entire wheel, or two. You couldn't even park you car in that area. I'm sorry but middle class fags just cannot relate.

cracking chebbers

>it's who she hangs around with at school that determines how she acts/what she does
which is controlled heavily by the environment she grows up in at home and by the people she spends most of her time with at home to begin with

your daughter isn't going to magically acquire bpd just because she hangs with a bad crowd
for that to happen would ultimately be down to family life

because he's loopy
or maybe the bennie lot found him out

Relishing in the deaths of men doing their job, someone's son, brother, father. Repugnant.

imagine the smell

You can't just be told the gimmicks, it would be pointless... You couldn't possibly begin to comprehend them I. This format. One must experience a gimmick

No! You don't understand! I need to write out my posts in a formal manner. You're being stupid if you don't write out your posts like me!

School friends and phone apps determine how people grow up now

Never been in a real fight
Reckon if I ever have one I'll get dropped by one punch to the head

that sounds nothing like cancer
it doesn't exclusively target people with confidence

>1000lbs bomb to take out 2 vans
bit excessive but ok

Uncle

reckon I wouldn't be so lonely and depressed if i had interests and hobbies

a moment of sobriety amidst the chaos