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they don't make em like this anymore

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well here we all are then

Better change your tune in two days

Remember when I started freaking someone out on here (he obviously might have been mentally ill) by posting the lyrics of Golden Brown by the Stranglers (he was listening to it at the exact time I posted about it)

Was hilarious ngl, just a coincidence

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thoughts on this?

nah that not me
act like wasteman that's not me

How much money do you have in your savings /brit/?

Paki

british people are really fucking ugly, but icelanders aren't. what gives

that very well might have been me
can you dig it up in the archive?

Grown out a pretty nice quarentine beard but it's starting to itch so I might shave it

im not ugly im handsome and intelligent

>mein kampf
>any kind of authoritative text on fascism
maybe you should read a few more books lad, couldn't hurt

pretty sure i had 'rona in early march after travelling through heathrow, had all the symptoms and missed toil for a week

anger

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47k

Could also buy a cheap battery powered 'clipper' that will give it a more uniform length. That's what I've been doing and it looks not too bad and no longer itches.

35k
Love living at home lmao

medal's in the post

must be amusing for politicans to read their peers biographies and know whats true and what instead. Bet the groupchat banter is 10/10 when a new one gets released

twas an example
got to read what racists say themselves to understand the philosophy behind racism

i mean in general. brits are generally ugly due to inbreeding. but icelanders are generally beautiful despite the inbreeding. it's making me think

Collecting sample data to empirically prove I'm never going to have a long-term relationship

Where can i get a bottle of wine for under 6 quid?, or is that the going rate nowdays?

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I I I I I Dig a pony

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anyone remember this TUNE?
youtube to mp3'd this a fair few times in ICT

Doctrine of fascism would be a better call

doesnt everyone shave with this? dont tell me you lads are wasting time with razors

Why not do the Thailand sexpat thing.

Going to the beach by myself this week because the vile bint called my GF has decided she doesn't like the beach, or sand, or water, or anything except reality TV on the couch with a plush blanket.

Clippers are on the ropes, for some reason they're not charging

haven't checked in a while but just remembered I dreamed earlier that I briefly looked it up and I had like €400,000 or something haha

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Oh no the runtoids are posting about their bank accounts again

>member of the British bourgeoisie has a fascist's book
What's so surprising exactly?

Can still get 3 for a tenner.
Even the garage will sell for £5-7
Paki Shop will be under a fiver.
Basically any supermarket, or even a wine shop.

they have communist books too, what's your point?

it's been almost 100 years since mein kampf was written, i'm not sure the average 1920s german racist's reasons for being so align much with the average modern brit's
besides in the 20s you'd be hard pressed to find a white man that wasn't a staunch racist - it was the state of society then, no the result of the individuals ideas

hey steve
shut the fuck up

very cute video

couldn't mate, too much in there

What's wrong with The Bell Curve now?

sorry dont know what you mean really everyone in this general is also handsome and intelligent i am led to believe

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No thanks.

My clipper is literally on the back of Gillette razor powered by a AAA battery. Got it for 7 bucks lol.

Ella?

hitler wasnt a fascist

Ahh, 90's seshers still going at it, an admirable but futile effort

It wasn't a yes/no question.

saving 2.3k a month de lads

*mogs you*

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*help communists to put fascists up against the wall*
*Execute the communists while they're busy executing facists*
Problem solved

In the UK or in macau or whatever that flag is?

Good savings de lad

seeing brief ginger guys legs and body really turns me on

lidl

Yet another reason why you shouldn't own paper books.

to what end

It's now the "Thursday Cheer" according to a TV ad.

BOUNCE
BY
THE
OUNCE

think tthe guy at 4 seconds might be on MDMA

The tabloids, speaking on behalf of the businesses, are trying to convince us that we're all raring to go back to work.

would make you swallow your cigarette and then annihilate your jaw with a swift left

UK lockdown likely to last until "at least October" _ Downing street.

What's the exchange rate of edgy left wing books to edgy right wing books? Like, how many korans to the Mein Kampf and how many Wealth of Nations to the Das Kapital?
Trying to maintain balance in the Zoom bookcase shot

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Where?
Also noticed good old Ernst "the noble Wehrmacht defended Europe against Asiatic Bolshevism" Nolte there, no surprise

god fuck toil, why should I have to fight for the opportunity to make money for someone else in order to not be on the street

Fuck off

Desperately trying to get a job that I don't hate, but I keep getting rejected from the ones I apply to so I might just bite the bullet and go back to applying for well-paid but utterly meaningless roles

you'd do nothing you little gamer nerd

Ah yes, the Finnish option

I'm not going to believe everything that gets posted in /Brit/.

house/flat at some point I guess

>dont you want to breed me user?

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How about just dont have cringe rightoid books

If you're earning good money then who gives a fuck, honestly?

>only 229 deaths

its time to open the fucking pubs

Got a copy of Germany Tomorrow next to Lenin's collected works myself.

Alri Marie Kondo

they should open them on the bank holiday Friday, imagine!!!
>scorching
>VE day
>End of lockdown
would be mental

What's your job

you want some smart sounding books in clear vision but also chuck in a Mein Kampffor the banter and a wheres wally book to show you dont mind the guilty pleasure low borw stuff either, making you relatable

i don't play videogames you ugly cunt. i box low iq mongs of your kind on the daily (before lockdown)

In UK, plenty for under a tenner, was back last Christmas, unless you are in Bonny Scotland laddie.
Can still get 3 for a tenner here but it is a bit of work as middle class Chinks pay a fortune for wine which isn't Chinese.

I'm just a poorfag

Ate too much raviolis again

might replay bloodborne

grimy bint

peter on a mad one there

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We peaked hard about two weeks ago.

You can bet that they'll try to loosen the screws on lockdown slowly though.

Plenty of politicians and journos bookshelves have been spotted with Mao's Little Red Book on them, are you suggesting the British elite is full of Maoists?

mental how little the average person knows about fascism
most people have at least some grasp of what communism means, not an in depth grasp, but the basic fundamentals
when it comes to fascism people's understanding starts and stops at "racist + authoritarian"
despite this they still vehemently oppose it
if this isn't evidence of social programming i don't know what else could be
there are seminal texts on the subject yet they are far harder to find than those on communism
the ideology itself isn't any more immoral than any other anti-liberal ideology (communism included)
brainlet A level or undergrad politics students do NOT reply to my post

*sends france into a fit of rage*

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Go to Sky news then. Basically said that the process cant begin until there's a full time testing & tracing agency and that that is measured in months. They could see no possibility before October.

Paraphrasing, but that's what was.

parents walking loudly around the house... messing me about...

>most people have at least some grasp of what communism means, not an in depth grasp, but the basic fundamentals
no dumbass, people think it's when everyone gets the same paycheck or something, you probably think so as well

They targeted cornishmen. Cornishmen.

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Bet they shag more than you.

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Would actually be a top-tier publicity stunt.

Shame there's like a 0.01% chance of that happening though.

watching a lad with a gorgeous cock wank on chaturbate

brits be like ayo im 25 but im still in puberty lmao

I'd much rather earn £25-30k doing something I'm passionate about than £35-50k doing something I hate desu. Life's too short to spend your entire working life doing something you don't enjoy

hate this shit. just know for a fact my family are going to be pissed at me for not calling them enough even though I'm the one who is contacting them and not the other way around. I just don't want to spend an hour every evening on a fucking zoom conference is all. what the fuck am I even supposed to talk about for an hour every night? literally nothing is happening so I don't have any news of any sort

>:(

Lol indians eat liquid shit on a plate

not a very good analogy despite agreeing with the sentiment
have to hand this one to pauly

There are about 2 dozen Corns in the world and they're old crust boomers with beards.

dire

machine operator

usually save £1700 but I'm living at home and spending fuck all during lockdown

People that talk about soy don't realise that alcohol such as lagers and beers contain between 10 to 20 times more estrogens than soy does.

the german crossposting bore is here

Deano weighing the lives of 20 million over 50s with a single sip of Dark Fruits.

people would at least get the ideas of "from each according to their ability, to each according to their need" and the removal of private industry etc
the average person is a moron that can't seriously critique anything, my point is just that they're allowed a greater understanding of one ideology than they are another

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Living the good life you

Is your dad a dentist

What is 'wheres wally' called in Australia? I know the Yanks call him Waldo

why did he spell pasty like that
why does he not know what a taco is
why does he think mexican food is overrated
at the same time
>noo why do briddish people criticise things
is silly because stupid nonwhites all seem to think that we eat beans on toast for every meal
which is really quite classist of them
so whatever

OwO

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I'll wait until it's officially stated and not based on speculation.

There's no reason why at least some measures can't be relaxed fairly soon.

mad to think we wont be in the pub with the lads again until like 2022