/brit/

The comfiest of unions

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Victoria, Canada

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You lads ever watch Dapper Laughs or Robin Armstrong on Facebook

Genuinely the funniest deano humour I’ve ever seen

Support the British Mint

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oh no
please no
we've had this discussion
it's tiresome
stop it

Literally less than 1/1 millionth of a US penny.

>Need a woman in my life

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Belfast is a slum shithole like everywhere else in direland

t. worked in belfast for a year

Wanna see my gf with some of that clear shiny oil on her. How do I bring this up?

3 lines on the shirt

Are they on YouTube too?

"I'd love to see you shiny and lathered in oil"

looks tight. got the uncensored ?

can hear my mum doing a big poo

just bring it up LOL
too scared to talk to your own girlfriend you LOSER?

Is jules rimet still gleaming or nah?

yeah just say it, I did and it was great

rebarbative strumpet

Ask to massage her and then bring out the oil

what would that get me

Buy her splatoon and she will get the point

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Jools Holland

no you can't
be quiet

youtu.be/wkVuFp1AT_0

Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya

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Jews rounded up by the nazis in holland

baby oil?

does janny immediately ban porn posters or just delete the pics?

moni

turn off every porn video the second they get oil out, completely ruins it

janny cant ban

Just pushed an Irish tourist down the stairs at Elephant and Castle tube station

only a question a soon to be offender would ask

>I have a secret place you can find if you come to bed user

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choose again

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Anyone remember doing a game called ‘The American Dream’ as a kid where you would starve your brain of oxygen by breathing heavily and have someone push hard against your diaphragm and you’d be out cold for a couple of seconds

What a game it was

Those stairs are like 8 flights high, you’re a savage lad

Me and my mates weren't complete mongs so we never did this

Pro EU but also Pro Brexit

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mah. don't see the point of it really

I sure hope you have broad shoulders /brit/

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nearly hit 29 stone lads

>vine compilations
didn't they ban that near a decade ago

I had a gameboy

Imagine being gay
Imagine being gay for hairy guys
Imagine putting your willy into a mans hairy anus

Oh... you were ‘those’ kids. I see.

I do, one thing I’m pretty thankful for ngl

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bizarre skin complexion and lighting, looks shopped. Also her head is massive, like half her torso

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>that intro
Where did it all go wrong lads?

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used to play Dragon Ball Z and throw rocks at each other

Yeah it’s old stuff. I couldn’t find his good videos on YouTube, they aren’t there. He does some great skits on Facebook, propa lad humour. I seen a similar page of Aussie tradie lads and it was hysterical.

it's a shame what the trudeau's have done to canada

they have good points

The guy on the right looks so ridiculous lmao pear shaped roidhead with a baby face, that is not what nature intended for him.

mad how literally everyone who doesn't actively shag non-whites is a racist in private

the 'untrained' chad does some resistance training of some sort desu

glad I'm tall and broad shouldered though. Seems like 70% of the guys at my gym are manlets

for me, its 2d qts

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only a brainlet would consider communism a viable alternative to capitalism.

The slave would never see the light of Civilization without the hand of Rome
the peasant would be torn apart by pirates and Magyars without his Noble patron
The worker would fall into a stupor of drink and gambling without the clear vision of the Capitalist as a guide

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>I will never be in that picture
just gas me already

id heem a motherfucker for a crack at some asian pussy

i peed myself

Rorke

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shat myself on a night out once

Screaming

Next jeans ruined

must've been a good night

passed out drunk and pissed my pants once on a night out. last time i ever do jager bombs

Political landscape of CANZUK

>The United Worker's Front
Labour Party (UK)
Social Democratic and Labour Party (UK)
Labor Party (Australia)
Labour Party (NZ)
New Democratic Party (Canada)

>The Conservative Alliance
Conservative and Unionist Party (UK)
Democratic Unionist Party (UK)
Ulster Unionist Party (UK)
Liberal Party (Australia)
National Party (Australia)
National Party (NZ)
Conservative Party (Canada)

>The Liberal Group
Liberal Democrats (UK)
Alliance Party of Northern Ireland (UK)
Centre Alliance (Australia)
ACT (NZ)
Liberal Party (Canada)

>International Greens
Green Party of England and Wales (UK)
Scottish Green Party (UK)
Green Party in Northern Ireland (UK)
The Greens (Australia)
Green Party (NZ)
Green Party (Canada)

>Populist League
Brexit Party (UK)
UK Independence Party (UK)
Katter's Australian Party (Australia)
One Nation Party (Australia)
NZ First (NZ)
New Conservative Party (NZ)
People's Party (Canada)
Wexit Canada (Canada)

>Regionalist Bloc
Scottish National Party (UK)
Sinn Féin (UK)
Plaid Cymru (UK)
Mebyon Kernow (UK)
Jacqui Lambie Network (Australia)
Western Australia Party (Australia)
Territory Alliance (Australia)
Mana Party (NZ)
Māori Party (NZ)
Bloc Québécois (Canada)

Straight off facebook. How the tides have turned

did shit in some poor bastard's garden after a night out once

free fertiliser haha

Any softbois in?

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>ywn sail on the HMS Beagle round the world with Darwin marvelling at all the incredible alien sights

i'm always amazed they could travel so far and so long in a vehicle made mostly of trees and plant fibre

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cooorrrrrrr

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i used to sit alone in my room and get so drunk id piss my bed

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I am in my 30s, I remember in the 00s quite literally walking into pubs, asking for the manager and getting an interview/job there and then pretty much. No bullshit like references etc.
Try and get a blue collar job in the UK today. Apply for a cleaning job or to work behind a bar. Fill out 6 applications online, maybe we'll email you in 2 months with an interview. Get there, 30 other people being interviewed for a shelf-stacking job.
I have experienced the slow grinding of the economy first hand, we were on our knees before this lockdown.
The people who have been furloughed and expect to get back into work with full pay and shifts once this lifts are in for a rude awakening. Businesses being propped up by printed money that will buckle, rising inflation, massive unemployment. They'll be nothing left of this country after the lockdown. It's over. Finished.

just want to fuck guys
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pff ginger lads get me riled up

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I have alternative interests but I hide all my emotions

Why does this guy keep coming into our general talking about how he wants to kill the queen? Please tell him to stop, murder is wrong.

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Yes I do. Unfortunately I'm only 5'9"

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me in the slop room

who

fag

this guy

NOOO NOT THE MY INFINITE JEST AAAARRGGHHHHHHHHH
*clears throat*
I mean
"kek this is me"
:)

bit sad desu

Memeville in County Imagination

Yeah but what about the housing market mate
Will my 25k savings ever buy me one outright

wow he’s pretty handsome

a fate worse than death

going to become a youtuber lads
have everything set up now just need to put it all in motion

>What’s your advice to someone dating a softboi?

Think: is it worth it? You know, if he keeps bringing up Thom Yorke while you’re trying to have sex. There are plenty of boys who aren’t softbois who you can go for but, that said, there are also plenty of softbois who are harmless and really great, so don’t worry too much.

ive changed my life around started using plastic sheets