/brit/

The house I’m building that you all took the piss out of two weeks ago is going full peng mode

Apologise.

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yikes

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someone say gothic?

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The burning of part of the Whitehouse was peanuts to the devastation we did destroying Toronto tho

>An Adelaide man has been released from jail after bashing a Californian busker with his own ukulele at a performance in Rundle Mall during Adelaide Fringe.
abc.net.au/news/2020-05-04/man-released-from-jail-after-bashing-performer-with-ukulele/12213076
Based aussie bashing American soyboys.

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mad that people care about diets in 2020

600 yoyos

Can ukadians actually hear themselves speak?

kale and blueberries are incredibly good for you though

cope

do the deathlift they said
youtube.com/watch?v=mtMPmmgWKro

What part of America is this

The walls don't go to the congregated roof properly, you've got massive holes in it.

Gothic is peak aesthetic

Look at the STATE of this roofing. Massive gaps where the water will simply come in during the winter leading to mould and wood rotting

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nice. i hope i can build stuff in the future. need to acquire the skills first.

which are you /brit/?

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Someone explain to me what's going on with Mid Wales, why is it mogging South Wales?

youtu.be/wzky4i2V_V4

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adore this genre when done correctly

not sure

threadreaderapp.com/thread/1197999531671130112.html

he needs to sort it out

mummy always knows best

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looks like a doll house

How so?

>gf's friend casually brings up a story about a guy your gf fucked

Why do they do this? I've dated 3 different girls over the past 5 years and each time they've had a bff that thinks i'ts funny to share sex stories from their past in front of me

somebody said gothic?

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Right so i shall ask again, do black men actually have bigger willys or is it all some ruse by the big nose tribe?

What does this have to do with British cutlure?

richer people

rich farmers and that without the deprived town populations of north/coastal wales bringing the average down

The nig nog

wait a second

Why is scotland richer than the norf?

Looks like England is pretty poor outside of London.

don't understand why it needs to be 11 foot tall
why do you need the extra headroom?

the techno interests me stance

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Reminder that OCMS are ultra-liberals

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Based Britburner eligible for parole.
9news.com.au/national/robert-paul-long-childers-palace-hostel-backpacker-killer-eligibile-for-parole-in-june/ed0bbc54-3468-475b-b9a9-4e4ce3d08e08

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proximity to birmingham and the midlands engine

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Did you think norf being poor was just a meme?

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basic 2 step + intermittent euro fingers

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rain doesnt move sideways tattie boy and condensation is a myth

blueberries (along with other berries) are loaded with polyphenols which have big anti-oxidant properties. they also boost cognitive performance. plus all the other vitamins found in them.

kale is a cruciferous veg and cruciferous veg is fucking based. kale, broc, cauliflower, cabbage - all cruciferous and will add years to your life lad.

fascinating analysis
the reds in scotland are edinburgh (tourism and capital) and aberdeen (oil)

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>Why is scotland richer than the norf?
cause they have a devolved government
we need a norf parliament in york

You funded us

So I can overhead press
It’s a shed for gym stuff

such a shame what happened to COYS lads, massive heart attack, when you eat like that though it's kinda expected i guess

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hot

The wind mongo

Love it whenever my town is covered in a thick fog, makes the old Victorian buildings look proper eerie

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Someone post the halo reload guy

mad that social distancing will exist for years

>york
seat of northern parliament would be in st helens, mate

NO NO NO I DONT WANT FURLOUGH TO END TOMORROW

IM SO MUCH HAPPIER IN LOCKDOWN

i wan fuk

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1588235208775.webm

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woah epic comment Zig Forumsro

no, but i thought scotland was poorer since all the people there always went on about scotland being poor, when in reality it is richer than them (don't even bother trying to quote figures which include london, this is about rorke)

>Almost 1/3 of people in the Dominican Republic don't believe in God

I find that statistic to be absolutely STUNNING chaps.

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would love to see her arsehole

So am I

hot

you're the one who linked the nutritionfacts.org video earlier aren't you

>another man has fucked my girlfriend from behind

How do I live with that?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: some people are built like cats, so they won’t put a ton of effort into befriending you but they still like sitting in the same room as you cos they think you’re neat, plus you give off more body heat than they do

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north sea oil and a small population, they moan alot so get gibs to shut them up, free university and prescriptions

>3.84mb
shan't

bought 2 bottles of wine for tonight and then found a 3rd id tucked away

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We are all in here

Quite unhygienic that

Chuckling

yeh.

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>to shut them up
you mean to bribe them to keep the independence talk down

but sounds like they're a mini-norway then

we're burning englishmen out here, don't come here or it'll be your turn

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based lad

State of those talons

Do you ever think about how you spend hours every day thinking about British statistics.

SEXSEXSEXFUCKSEXPUSSSYBAGINASEXPUSSYFUCKHIVEMETITS

i bet doing this feels fucking amazing

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no it wouldn't
be quiet

this is about rorke though, so subtract london/SE england

>wales

state

unaffiliated doesn't mean they don't believe in God.

I drank 1-2 bottles of wine every day for about 2 years until I permanently ruined my stomach and liver lol.

Can hardly eat a salty meal today without collapsing

is she a beyblade? because i want her to let it rip

always gives me great comfort in that no matter how shit the north west is doing, the north east is always grimmer

>wales
OH MY FUCKING DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
the state

Breathing out?

Based

yes it does shut the FUCK up

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Because everyone who isn't from London says that to make themselves feel better about their pitiful situation.

Apart from maybe Manchester, Glasgow and Edinburgh shit on other English cities outwith London across the board

I know it girl!
A face that pretty don’t stay single for long
You ain’t ever gonna have to be alone

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cheers

don't though, just recall rorke's main argument against scottish independence being that they're poor, while rorke himself is poorer still

anyway i got it all figured out, rorke's just seething about scots and can't handle that they are richer than him (no, rorke, you don't get to claim London GDP as your own)

On my days off I spend hours here every day
Yet after work on normal days I focus on filling my free time with things like reading and playing games like I want to
Why is that?

nice one thatcher

essentially yes and and it seems to work

i unironically adore it
youtube.com/watch?v=nprRIbE_fhE

dont care

toiling hard

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youtube.com/watch?v=kvxCU_lQwKM

Polyphenols aren't recognised by the body. Plant anti oxidents have never been shown to function the same way they do in mammals as they do in plants. Both those terms are marketing ploys. The best thing about blueberries is the high vitamin c and mineral content.

Kale is worse than cabbage. It's one of the most polluted vegetables and extremely high oxilate content rendering its nutritional profile obsolete to everything but rabbits.

big things in deep water is a big no-no

doesn't even need to be organic. The notion of putting your head underwater and seeing a big silent submarine down there is awful

You literally spend hours every day arguing here and when you're not you're revising for next time.

This is Wales needs independence, it is a colony of England exploited for Saxon lust.

well youre quite a weak cunt because there are literally millions of wine aunts and similarly middle aged people in the uk that do that as a standard for years on end

Yes they are rich in British pounds, well done

made a tinder lads
this shit is stressful to a virgin shutin like me

*unzips dick*
im going in lads

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afraid to say this lad has the virgin phenotype

know it all too well myself

thanks a lot, you just dried my vagina with your stunningly boring life

big cock jocks at it again

dont believe you

imagine breathing out 5000 litres of air that you've been storing away for the past hour

measuring my erect willard with my phone's measure app

have seen this before its quite amusing!

rorke doesn't give a shit about scotland
they're smug but also seething twats who think they're above it all cause they have bennies (funded by us paired with small population)
pretty sure the general sentiment is that they can fuck off if they want to

ah yes, i TOO am retarded

We are all absolutely fucked after all this

post dry vagine pls

Just found out I'm the Nerevarine lads
Mental afternoon

Silence wom*n

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no less hygienic than her waddling her arse into the kitchen to make pizzas

I went 500 days straight where I drank at least a bottle to myself every day. I quite literally never missed a day. A bottle to yourself isn't a lot, but when you never take a break it takes a toll.

yeah lad, don't know if that's going to work out for you

in the process of totally replacing human intimacy with the asmr bint and her soothing voice

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rorke doesn't give a shit about scottish independence you fucking mong.

the pinnacle

went back to the office today lads

Don't listen to that fucking backyard hero, one or two bottles of wine a day is fucking heaps of piss.

bastard.

I love you

imgur.com/a/5VOGD0P

the william

Red pill me on a topic of your choice

imagine drinking a bottle of wine every day

heck imagine drinking everyday, especially alone, can't imagine what a freak you must be

Very sad this German cunt, all his free time spent memorising British politics so he can argue on here and he still gets things fundamentally wrong.

Why do the English seethe so much about Germans and Scots?

excellent post

are you allowed to see mates yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

sex with a small willy feels better than sex with a big willy

t. have done both

just finished watching kingdom on netflix, youd have thought like i did that "zombie genre has had its day its boring and shit now", but honestly it was a genuinely dummy peng series was quite excellent actually

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why do yankoids post in a british general?

you lads without athletes foot really havent lived

why do you seethe so much about us?

hope you caught corona

>he says lad(s)

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watched the beginning of the first episode and turned it off

head too thick for the shaft

both large and small at all times
willy nirvana

positively mushroomy

blood
blood
gallons of the stuff
give them all that you can drink
and it will never be enough

What would you make if you were on Come Dine With Me?

would have expected nothing less from such a weird idiot

>w-we're not obsessed, y-you're obsessed!!
lmao

>.gif
Fuck off.

How do I get over the fact that my gf admitted to me she let a guy fuck her from behind on a one night stand

Remember to buy your multivitamins from holland and barret

Remembering the days of Sum 41, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, Taking Back Sunday, Motion City Soundtrack and flicking between Kerrang and Scuzz

I don't support chink shit

i wouldn't answer the door

scrambled eggs with some aromat sprinkled on top

poo off

What's your favourite architectural style de lads? For me, it's Gothic