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Akariin~

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*Allah

Thanks for the (You)s, you smelly weeb pedos

>To them belong the patriarchs, and from them, by human descent, came the Christ, who is God over all, blessed forever! Amen.

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I posted my thread early because I wanted to beat the leaf that always makes early threads for no fucking reason

לאלוהים יש איך מין

what?

God has no gender

OFFICIAL /CUM/ THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=SReJvQ-DADs

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Just do a full subject, and it'll automatically put you above 90% of the other editions lately.

what an empty achievement

ummm can you prove that god has no gender?

I posted mine because of the american that always makes threads early for no good reason

It's unprovable because ultimately we cannot "know" God in the same way we know a human being.

(You)s give me dopamine boosts, therefore they are a solid achievement

>do a full subject
>people just go to the thread that was made first anyway
you're right tho
that would be urkel and his chink shit, I think.

I am a soldier of Allah and I declare war on anime and those who watch it.
youtu.be/pJZ7o7WAjs8

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i was a genetic mistake

i buy lots of clothes so i don't have to do laundry for long periods of time

Jesus refers to His Father, not His Mother.

it's been scientifically proven with several studies about it that (You)s increases your dopamine
although too much (You)s can sometimes have strange negative reactions and might even result in addiction
be careful with your (You)s
be responsible with how many (You)s you give, consume your (You)s with moderation and responsibility, check who you are giving (You)s

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youtube.com/watch?v=_7fuANMOgCk

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dunno why God would have a gender if the entire natural point of a gender is reproduction
inb4 some blue haired tumblr girl tells me thats not what gender is

sports videogames are more entertaining than the real version of sports and EVEN with that in mind sports videogames are bottom tier types of games

thats not what gender is

(You)

There is no such thing as gender, it's a social construct. God has no sex, he's a spirit, but he is The Father and Man is made in his image, and woman is made from Man's rib.

(You)s are just Zig Forums likes

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that's not what gender is x2

think i may have knocked up a girl lads
this is NOT good news

Knock her down

abort

>engage in reproductive act
>reproduce
Boggles the mind.

Based is just reddit gold

gonna abort myself haha

This could be us but you playin'

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i am extremely ugly

girls like that
I girl shared a meme where girls make fun of passing out during sex becauee the guy choking them too hard

Kill yourself already what are you waiting for?

knocked up is an english expression for impregnate

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I like this edition

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dinner rate

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>Shaven pussies? Not a fan.

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my mum to die so she doesnt suffer

Thanks, I made it.

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oh then choking her ''a bit too hard'' is still a good idea

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extremely boring thread

let me get this straight: is CERB $2000 a week for four weeks, or a flat $2000?

7/10 could use some more flavour, seasoning etc.

“Knocked up” means getting a girl pregnant. You’re thinking of “knocked out”

I just dumped all my hentai pics into one folder and now I have like 5000 images with no sorting and I kinda regret that. I should have sorted them by artist.

suddenly this thread is a lot better
liar!

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of course

Good edition

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Akari has the most lickable cunni of them all