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I'm 24 and I still don't know what APR is

wank with a condom on

it’s only just begun

I made this edit. Glad you still have it and enjoy it :)

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>In the 18th century getting a divorce in England was so expensive that lower class men sold their wives on markets instead. Most of the time the woman agreed to it and the buyer was usually the woman's new lover.

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my mobile is broken
if you need me contact me on here

i find the sex drive highly disturbing

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK

AND THE WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER

THE BARS ARE TEMPLES

BUT THE PEARLS AIN'T FREE

YOU'LL FIND A GOD

IN EVERY GOLDEN CLOISTER

AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY

THEN THE GOD'S A 'HE'

I CAN FEEL AN ANGEL

WATCHING OVER ME

We've had Spanish flu and Russian flu in the past I can't see why we can't just call Coronavirus the Chinese flu just because a few snowflakes would get offended even though that's where it actually originated from

Pow! Right in the Davina McCalls

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its just the annual rate of interest

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e475dd297609

all gas no brakes kino

post su10000

wanking off with a condom on and loads of lube

love nissin noodles

best cycle is just test e + dbol

bite me trenmongs

it seems odd looking back that there was a long period where I thought that being convicted of cocaine smuggling was morally worse than being an incel

There's no proof this virus came from China.

Can a scot explain why Scots will act like any inane/mundane/pedestrian tweet is hilarious if it's types in meme ''''''scots dialect''''?

which jpop band is she from again?

youse wiz nae tae ken pal

Middle one is decent tbf

remember going to secondary school in my middle class well-off town and there was one chav kid in the class. he was fat and wore this hat so we all called him N-Chubz.

anyway last I heard about him is that he's in prison for rape.

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bit shoddy mate i could do better

please never ever EVER forget that the UK government had a parliamentary MP assassinated 7 days before a crucial referendum as a last ditch attempt to sway votes

you think im being ironic, but since that moment i will never ever support any UK government and will seek their overthrow right until the very end

I see...utterly perplexing

Agreed, but Scots Gaelic is about as close to some dialects of Irish as Scots is to English, so maybe that's not a language either.

Crayon Pop

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ebisu muscats

Find it pretty cringe myself lad as a Scot

Always hated that Butsay cunt's tweets. Used to do mad numbers but was so cringe and embarassing

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_(murder_victim)
doing a read

I don't have photoshop I just use the in-built photo editing tool on OSX preview.

never a frown
with golden brown

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not true

isnt it
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?

Weirdest thing guys, I'm really starting to side with the Americans who are refusing to accept "lockdown". fuck it, I'd rather die next month than sit on my hole for the next year doing fuck all.... And then die anyway.

bandjanaimon

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business idea: Uber ambulances

is this morse code for bust my balls please?

they actually consider it a separate language, literally like like looking at how black youth in London speak and announcing that a new language lmao

Scots is a language by any applicable definition but the weird '''Scots''' you see jocks post on twitter is some weird pidgin shit. Elizabeth and Mary Queen of Scots corresponded in Scots

Pub quiz master won the Mastermind challenge lads, anyone else think that's a bit of an unfair advantage over the other contestants?

do yanks really have to pay for emergency services like ambulances or is this an Zig Forums maymay

which one has the highest vagina mileage?

god i wish that were me
yeah, i'm high iq

music peaked decades ago. everything thanks came is just a poor imitation. television peaked 2000-12

post su10000 post su10000 post it!!!!!

whos is that guy in the dennis the menace shirt and black ripped skinnies with the orange slag?

sick to bastard death of this lockdown

is the one in the dark blue her pal? Recognise her slightly, feel she has been in other su-photos.

The thing I don't want is when we have to go back to toiling but pubs, clubs, gyms etc are still closed and sports are still banned. It'll basically be no fun allowed slave society.

this isn't british culture at all, but it sure is fun to listen to when smashed on cheap lager

youtube.com/watch?v=8jPa9wshuAo

oh

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no way

>being good at something is an unfair advantage
wow ..

na-na-noooonce

Short story idea: A collection of vignettes about people obsessed with different artists and their muses and they try and recreate their tragedies, for example, a guy obsessed with van Gogh cuts off his ear and van Gogh's spirit follows him around

Lads just made a new language, it's like English but I've changed a few spellings here and there X

aye, scots gaelic is definitely a different language, scots on the other hand is a meme and no different to pidgin english

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snapchatting the gf

yae maes't bae kooden mae!

That will never catch on

youtube.com/watch?v=Nxq-wCf5G8o

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL OVER FACEBOOK

AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND YOU

I REALLY HAVE TO FIND YOU

BABY I NEED YOU

how is scotch a language no not just scottish ebonics?

smug nonce links daily mail article. fascinating

Imagine if everyone else in Britain started typing in their accent and claiming it's a language

Awrright me luvverr - Bristolian Language level 2

I'm nae tae keen aboot the cut of yer kilt, laddie

Which is exactly what is happening and everyone is wanking over it and telling you to go out and cheer on Thursday because it's brilliant.

>Government is paying the wages of 1/4 of the population

So why is UBI so implausible?

>theguardian.com/world/2020/may/04/french-hospital-discovers-covid-19-case-december-retested

> French hospital that retested old samples from pneumonia patients has discovered that it treated a man with the coronavirus as early as 27 December, nearly a month before the French government confirmed its first cases.

>Dr Yves Cohen, head of resuscitation at the Avicenne and Jean Verdier hospitals in the northern suburbs of Paris, told BFM TV that scientists had retested samples from 24 patients treated in December and January who tested negative for flu.

>“Of the 24, we had one who was positive for Covid-19 on 27 December,” he told the news channel on Sunday.

wtf lads

'aving a wank dreckly me luvver

Because the "Scots" you see on twitter isn't scots but english and some scots words

NA-NA FRICKIN!

youtube.com/watch?v=Kq_Bao_AJDc

4/4 of the population > 1/4 of the population

>£6 extra fee to visit a country

wow, the flights alone cost hundreds