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If social distancing is going to last the year, then how are pubs gonna open?

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So I've long held this theory, but I've never knew how to word it or who to tell it to. It's pretty well known to people in this community are aware of the predictive programming in our entertainment (movies, shows, etc) of how current and future events are often depicted in our popular media, and often before they happen. I also trust that people in our circles are aware of how Hollywood conducts itself with very shady people who have a monopoly on the entertainment industry and are often "in the know" of things. Most people don't make it big in entertainment without being part of this "tribe" or without "paying some dues" and following orders from their masters. But what if there was a good guy somewhere in the ranks of this empire? A trooper who disobeyed his orders and went Rogue?

Enter George Lucas. His timeless space opera has been beloved by millions around the globe as the perfect story of the triumph of good over evil. A story of hope that a small inferior force can triumph over an empire that outnumbers and outguns them. A story that promotes freedom and liberty, to question ones government, and to do the right thing, and sacrificing ones self for a greater good.

I don't imagine the people in Hollywood, pushing all of their smut and degeneracy liked that this soft spoken young man from Modesto California would gain so much praise for his small budget indie film called "Star wars" in 1977. This went against their agenda of subverting the public with the violent and very sexual movies of that time period and efforts were made to usurp him and co-opt his film company.

why didnt you join my channel cunt

>but I've never knew how to word it or who to tell it to
so of all places, you decide to come to /brit/
lovely

want a plummy southern gf

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Fuck off to runt

George Lucas was not well liked in Hollywood. He got kicked out of a director's guild just for not having opening credits for his movies. He makes two more films while still technically being an employee for Fox. While still very good films, this still wasn't the story that George wanted to tell. If he was gonna tell this story he would have to be his own boss. Fast forward to the late 90s and millions made in merchandising deals (a deal that Fox foolishly did not want the rights to, as they thought his film would flop).

In the original trilogy, the Galaxy is a scary place run by scary men. Planets under occupation. Whole worlds held hostage. George Lucas, now with enough money to fund his own ventures sets out to make the prequel trilogy to tell us HOW those scary men got into power .

The prequels show us how a Sith Lord could hide in plain sight. A Messiah to the masses, but a devil in disguise, Sheev palpatine goes from modest Naboo senator to a supreme chancellor who makes laws that infringe on citizens rights in the name of "security" and stays in power well after his term is done. The Galaxy is in turmoil and even the top players in the game don't even know that one man is playing both sides of a war. You get two choices as a citizen in this galaxy: an occupation of droids, or an occupation of republic forces. And in the end everyone just ends up getting the empire anyways.

The Senate overwhelmingly give all their freedoms over to palpatine out of fear and they couldn't be more glad to do it. This is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause...

So then comes the clone wars animated series on cartoon Network. A person with a trained eye can see there is a lot of truth and parallels to real life in this show. But the last couple of seasons leading up to the finale are the interesting ones. The episodes that show the fall of the republic and leading up to order 66, the executive order of mass genocide to destroy the Jedi and to bring about a "new order".

ahahaha

don't know mate not up for it i'm a right cunt

it won't
wait til you see what the footy is gonna be from now on

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Season 6 was cut short. The season starts with a clone trooper (ct-5555) nicknamed Fives making an independent investigation as to why one of his fellow clones entered an altered state and gunned down his Jedi general with friendly fire. Fives investigation leads him down a rabbit hole that tells him that him and all his brothers were created with an inhibitor chip in their head that would make them "turn" and commit mass genocide once the order was given. Efforts from both the republic and Confederacy were made to stop Fives. They even said that it might have been a "virus" that lead the clone trooper to betray his Jedi general . A massive cover-up ensues and Fives is eventually killed before he can tell anyone what is about to happen. The story arc is called "conspiracy" no less. Disney cancelled clone wars at this time, leaving season 6 to be about half as long as a usual season and was even rebranding it as the "lost episodes". Fast forward to now.

2020. A "virus" sweeps across the globe. Peoples freedoms being trampled. People begging for more government overreach in the name of security. The infrastructure for a new order is being built while we're all inside and calling ourselves "heroes" while we binge watch our favorite shows.

BUILT FOR BLACK MEN

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Could you take him in a fight? youtube.com/watch?v=RoibJeQYj9M

The English should be exterminated and the British Isles recelticised

ffs meant to post this here

And Disney brings the clone wars back after a long hiatus. Maul talks with Ahsoka about his master's plan. Not just any plan, THE plan. A new order. The slate wiped clean. All that oppose THE plan will be executed for treason. Millions will die to make way for this idealistic Utopia. The ones that remain will be slaves. Rex fights his programming and tells Ahsoka to "look for Fives", that Fives is the key.

Was clone wars cancelled and then brought back because the time wasn't right yet? Was it too early of a warning? When will this happen? Is "Fives" alluding to a date like tomorrow (5-5-2020)? Does this have anything to do with project zyphr that David Goldberg warned us about in 2015?

The Georgia guidestones say that the world's population is "too high" for an ideal society like the one they want to usher in. Many will have to die before there can be "balance".

Are we about to be order 66'ed guys?

Stay strong. Godspeed

'member when everyone was saying Palpatine was meant to be George Bush and not realising he was meant to be Augustus Caesar

Just imagine burying your nose right in there

Just right in the vulva bros

based maduro repelling the american terrorists

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the power of jap prostitutes

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DOORMAN

LET ME IN THE DOOR

SPENT ALL MY MONEY YOU AIN'T GETTIN NO MORE

famous emperor julio caesár

never expect normies to understand anything

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Saw him as a Hitler type fellow, what with the 'Chancellor' title and Order 66 being a Reichstag fire scenario of sorts

any good films on prime

yeah

noooooo my heckin fonterino!!! windows!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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stop lying no there isnt

good documentary on my willy lad, might want to get into something comfortable because it is very long

the horse from schenectady

my roast is ruined

haha alright i am a cheeky one like

>That Batman shooter from 8 years ago got 12 life sentences and an additional 3318 years in prison
what the fuck
why do americans give out these mental sentences?

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the original trilogy was WWII, Korea and Vietnam. the prequels were the Punic Wars and the breakdown of the Roman Republic, the US Civil War and WWII (with some other stuff thrown in in The Clone Wars) and the Sequels are kind of like the Cold War if it got hot

literally cant stop watching this

youtube.com/watch?v=impmqD4W_FE

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anyone seen the dark crystal

>wake up gaijin-san u wan sucky sucky?

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HATE cold sores

more like the social war than punic wars imo

the droid people were members of the republic who wanted to break away, punic wars were before the republic was in decline

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Doja Cat is a peng ting

Honestly? I would

The first step towards Welsh independence is to recognise that Wales is governed as a colonial province of England

youtube somehow managed to top reality tv as the bottom of the barrel

and that's a good thing

Her butt looks cold

actually annoys me that carl of swindon uses the term "based"

nah, the Confederacy was try to secede from the Republic because they wanted to control the economy even further while the Republic wanted to limit the grip the InterGalactic Banking Clan, the Trade Federation and it's proxies had on galactic commerce. agree the Punic Wars link is very thin but there is a bloke in The Clone Wars based directly off of Hannibal

The first thing to do with Wales is destroy Welsh culture and fully integrate it with England

wrong

The English moan about immigration to England from Poland and Pakistan yet never wonder why England is in Britain instead of the Angeln peninsula.

Kind of cool how due to my incessant urge to post pics on /brit/ I have managed to archive loads of random moments

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Why is it so much cheaper to buy computer parts in the USA?

Consecutive sentencing or some shit.
Its almost banter, cause they can’t seek the death penalty.

You are GAY!

already happened mate

>mental sentences
It shows respect for each victim. As opposed to the UK, Ireland, etc. where you can kill half a dozen people and be out in 15 years on good behaviour.

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Everything is cheaper in the US of A, even the social interaction

You really think the average Brit knows the origin of the name England you must be thicker than them

post deano kino

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I can't be looking at more asians. I already batted off 3 times today to asians and it's only midday

well given the entire point of prison is rehabilitation perhaps that's how it SHOULD be.

would be fascinated to see what your daily life is like

I wish Australians had the same ability as the Yanks to just invent words

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luv Wales
luv Cornwall
luv Devon
luv Hull
luv Birmingham
'ate sc*tland
Simple as

ive fuckered it (by power of my coinpurse)

Yes, I am happy to bring peace to fully unionize the UK.

>well given the entire point of prison is rehabilitation perhaps that's how it SHOULD be.

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>5'9
CALL IT

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This but with Australian cult- Oh no oh wait Australia is a sore pile on the arse end of the Earth thats mere existence is solely for being the dumping ground for the worst lot of scum known to England

>the entire point of prison is rehabilitation

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When will fatties learn that they don't deserve to live?
Hate fat people like you wouldn't believe (including my own dad)

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no you wont

>well given the entire point of prison is rehabilitation perhaps that's how it SHOULD be.

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Just cleaned the Weber Q for my Dad. Should have seen how much char build up was at the bottom. Holy shit.

cannot fucking believe i've never seen this