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VERY good edition

your edition sucks

Why ?

I'm surprised they even have McDonalds up North
always assumed it was a Southern thing

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i live in Sunderland (sunderlad)

*throws your bike in the river*
shut the fuck up you southern nonce

>frenchie making the new
Oy vey, it's like annudah 1066!

leftypol still typing his reply three threads back, will probably kill himself when he sees this post

>tfw you’ll never be a teen during the swinging 60s

business idea: new monkey 2020

I'm surprised they even have houses up North
always assumed it was a Southern thing

good luck with our designated schizo poster, /brit/

Probably gonna have to transfer to /britfeel/ soon, just called my mum a fucking normie

Where else are they going to park their cars?

You alright mate it's whisker
You've caught me today

i think often about stone henge, the whole idea of it is absolutely baffling

>Scottish girl, 14, was groomed and raped by gypsies
A Scottish teenager has told how she was raped by a group of paedophiles who used her as a “sex object”.
Jordyn Ferguson was groomed when she was only 14 and endured months of being raped and sexually abused.
Jordyn, now 19, said: “I hope they rot. I hate them. They deserve to be put away and never let out.”
Jordyn was groomed and raped aged 14 by Aivars Hauberts, Ailands Alexksanders, and Ludvigs Rudevics.
The men were dressed in designer clothes, drove fast cars and, when she ran away or played truant, they convinced her they were her port in the storm.
They seized their opportunity to exploit her, grooming her with cigarettes, alcohol, cannabis and compliments and bought her a phone to contact them.
She said: “Their attitude changed overnight from zero to 100, from telling me I looked nice to saying they wanted sex with me.”
They plied her with Mad Dog fortified wine and vodka and, when she was helplessly drunk, they raped her. She said: “I was so vulnerable. I had no confidence or self-respect, so it happened and it kept happening."
Her vulnerability was exploited for three months. She would go alone to flats of their choosing around different areas of Glasgow to be plied with drink and raped.
She said: “It happened often. I was so intoxicated, I was so numb, I actually don’t know how many raped me. Maybe a handful. I was just lying there, just feeling I was an object. ”
After they were finished with her, they were dismissive and cold.
On her 15th birthday in June 2015, they laid on snacks and alcohol, and Hauberts and Aleksanders raped her when she was drunk.

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rorkey and rasheed
rorkey and rasheed
one is an idiot
the other's an inbreed

durr what do you want today rasheed?
same thing we do every day rorkey, try to shit up brit

been here in /brit/ since 2014 and i'm still not a /brit/ personality

Which /brit/ poster is most insane?

Without a doubt Amer

by the look of her feel bad for the gypsies

a lot of reasons but basically it boils down to a monopoly on infrastructure

the primary ISP (probably collectively Australia's least favourite company) had literally no reason to innovate b/c lack of real competition. The government was under pressure to bankroll a replacement network that would be independently operated by some market intermediary body, but due to dog shit planning the scheme was delayed, over-budget and under-performed.

Is it really true that crime doesn't pay?

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leftypol being diagnosed with stage 3 girly wrists

youtu.be/pHO5Pv1xmbM
Video of Jordyn from December 2014, a couple of months prior to being groomed by the gypsies

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hey mate
im good how's it going?

for pure delusion, lisicki
for every other kind of mental illness, amer

LOL

post yfw priscilla mong went to meet her at a casino and realised shes a fat post-wall roastie now

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the french gamer

I was wondering what the problem was, but then I saw that 113 was the ping not the download speed

amer 190 and lachie

any other blonde lads in this thread

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/just bro/country/ie/

any other redheaded lads ITT

he likes andy samberg now

>Inside she was introduced to Rudevics and another middle-aged male. This time, the men, all from Latvia, made no pretence that she had been brought to them for anything other than sex.
>Jordyn said: “I was really scared – they looked weird and I didn’t know them. They spoke in their own language most of the time.
>I thought could kill me and no one would know. They were pacing and on edge and I knew they could stop me if I ran. I had already been drinking and lay down in the bedroom and they came in and raped me.”
>But the police traced her and took her, shellshocked, from the flat. However, the authorities couldn’t hold all the men. Aleksanders and Gindra were arrested and charged in 2015 but Rudevics and Hauberts fled the country

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just on the road?

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPPPPP

rorke had his whiskers cut and is walking in a circle since

I

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imagine having ranga pubes

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any other bald chads residing in /brit/?

Then how will they remember where they parked their cars?

>for pure delusion, lisicki
ngl back when he was a lot more virginous yeah I'd agree with you

but his gimmick is entirely ironic now and you're silly for taking him serious

I'm no expert like but when I went to the shops today it felt like a regular Tuesday morning, couldn't believe it when I saw the cafe open but people have got to make money and support the builders. Be a while for the city centre to open up cause its quite significant

Everyone's started going back to work this week though when their was certainty in the Government admitting there isn't going to be a lockdown for much longer.

It's probably just dead around North shields and tynemouth because you're from a shit hole mate mwahahahaha

>Dumb scottish slag gets piss drunk with a group of rapey sorts
>AHHHHHHHHHH how could this happen

are Queen Elizabeth II called Scomo this arvo to wish us well

love 'er lads, i'd go to war for her lads

>BLOW, BLOW ME OUT
>I AM SO SAD, I DON'T KNOW WHY

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just buy sick asics shoes bro

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is this all the same 15 year old or many different 15 year olds?

despise this sad twat
same poster that says so lonely so alone

lads, I...

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I've awoken.

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>gimmick is entirely ironic
that would be easier to believe if he hadn't been at it for 6 fucking years

I'm not bad mate, what do you think of lockdown so far? What's it like in Sunderland?

this lol
I know a couple of girls who had phases like that and everyone always called them out on it because it was literally their choice to go down that path

do girls count?

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I GOT MYXOMATOSIS

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so lonely
so alone

If I saw you in real life I'd shout "OI BALDILOCKS, DON'T FORGET THE SUN CREAM" and humiliate you in front of everyone.

Quite literally masturbating right now.

Rorke SLAMS leftypol for retarded world views. But his he ready for the CLAPBACK, maybe once leftypol replies, Rorke will be CANCELLED

The victim also told the court that Rudevics raped her at a flat in Ardencraig Road, Glasgow, in July 14, 2015, after offering her a place to stay for the night, and that Gindra had under age sex with her in an unknown location on June 13, 2015.
The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said she was introduced to the men by a schoolfriend.
She said initially the men were very polite, but added: “They started speaking sexually to me. Talking about sex and my body and stuff like that."
Ablett asked her: “What did they want to do,” and she replied: “Touch my body and have sex with me.”
She said she went with men she knew as Aivars and Ailands and other men to a ground floor flat in Glasgow and when asked why she went there with them replied: “To have my birthday party. There was a table set up with drink and snacks in the living room.”
Ablett said: “What happened next,” and she said: “I remember seeing some people coming into the bedroom. There were three or four people there. I can't remember the faces, but I'm adamant it was the people I went to the flat with.
“My clothes started to come off and I was too drunk to do anything. I remember people starting to have sex with me.”
Ablett asked her: “Who was having sex with you,” and she said: “I'm sure Ailands,and Aivars."
He then said: “Was there any discussions as to whether the males could have sex with you,” and the woman replied: “I wouldn't have been able to answer it properly because I was extremely drunk.”
The witness was asked why she socialised with these men and she said: “It was the only attention I was getting in my life. They were nice to me and they were making me feel good.”
Ablett said: “What did you like about them,” and she replied: “The compliments, the attention. I could get drugs and alcohol whenever I wanted."
She was asked if they bought her anything else and replied: “Underwear and bras and stuff like that.”

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yeah! but only to 10!

fuck that wrinkly old slag

god women are so vapid
I don't even blame them, they're applauded just for existing

pre-2017 is definitely wasn't ironic

>be me
>protend to throw the ball
>my dog
>what the frickaroony!? you can't just pretend to throw the ballarino!

currently in the midst of a serious music discussion with a girl on tinder about morrissey's singing and how people love him or hate him

I AM AWAKE

wasn't the fact he's an actor and this is all one big scam leaked the other week?

>BALDILOCKS

oh my days indeed

what's up mate

amer by far.
190 is just a troll.

simping the fuck out to the 18 year old ive been talking to off tinder
just keep complimenting her and calling her gorgeous and stuff lol

lol what a nutter

I WANNA GO TO THE FUCKIN PUB MATE

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soap and sandwich for lunch

dont believe a word Duffy says

those are my shoes

hmm yes, that'll make you stand out

lol, you're funny haha

bet you're currently sitting in a dingy single-window bland room of a low rent estate right now

strong indian smell emanating from this post

Where

youtube.com/watch?v=OIBRYi54VEc
very wholesome

Thinking about the barcade

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>Jordyn in an undated, post-grooming photo

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It's a 10/10 cover for doing fuck all for years. Thinking of adapting it myself.

what is your endgame?

ugunda be kidding me

>hit [Update]
>see a (You)

better than sex

sucking the plastic off a golf ball

190 is in reality just as autistic as the average /brit/ poster but he also leads a semi-normie lifestyle and has partaken in some (but not all) of the drugs he talks about but not to the extent he plays it up. he's been working on this character for the better part of a decade and he's more committed to /brit/ than anyone else here.

he's also mikey btw

i'm finna glow up

he used to be an extra
the whole "mental illness" and "schizophrenia" thing isn't a scam though lol
just one idiot's found his more recent photographs on his star now page
starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1
he's just been on his meds since the nhs intervened after he posted himself nude on twitter a whole bunch

Tell her about those quints and she'll be all over you mate.

Wheres london paki

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Birdseed?!

COME IN WITH THE SLAGPOSTS

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*levels you*

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if there's anyone more mentally deranged than amer I don't want to hear about it

Lol, this is me. NEED to meet up with friends and socialise while having a nice pint/

looking good there em

somewhere in here

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Not really made much difference to me. We have the most cases per head of population outside of london or at least we did the other day lol

Me and you have the same beard patterns

When you first started growing a beard, did you notice a lot of hairs coming in at your cheeks and mouth first or did it start underneath the chin and jawline neckbeard style?

Holiday in Prague

do all canadians own plaid shirts?

*sees the world horizontally for the first time*
Thanks lad.

love australia

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>uk highest death toll in europe
lmao what a shithole

they all need to go home

l'étranger

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imagine not owning a plaid shirt
you must be a poofter

filmed from rorke's white transit van

the doctor will see you now

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And how are you doing yourself lad? Been a bit concerned with some of your posts

Scrolling through Tim's twitter he only has 4 shirts, white, white (with logo), blue and red

thats a recent photo.

one of the finest method actors of his generation

in this country plaid shirts are for middle aged middle class men who want to try and appear more youthful

love are em but what on EARTH was he thinking when uploading this one?

omg he's just like swampletics

twitter.com/NZWarriors/status/1257494283478687744
top bants

You've got me begging you for mercy sounds like a Doors tune it does

aujourd'hui, maman est morte. ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.

what's this shit about 32k deaths. we were 28 yesterday

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Imagine just mowing these dune coons down from from the window with an smg.

wish monica would be my gf but shes probably not into scrawny guys like me plus i wear glasses so she probably views me as inferior to the chads who usually chat her up

who really knows the real figure
it could be 20 for all we know

Im surviving
What posts?

concerning post

youtube.com/watch?v=4Zbnvh6I4k4
choon o clock

the boomer parents do not want the border opened to australians

reckon they're crawling with the ol 'rona over there

you're no better than them then em
you need to put them in camps and perform human experiments on them

UK's Office for National Statistics counts anyone with COVID-19 on death certificate, whether tested or not