/brit/

Mad how this pic was a thing before the coomer meme
Truly ahead of his time

love are mozzles
wish more were like him

more cringey than the 8 o'clock clap in my honest opinion

You mean spastics?

Getting an S10 sometime this month. Prism Black or Prism white? Both of those look good, I like the look of black but I also like the idea of fingerprints not showing up more on white

strawpoll.me/20029425

Azula

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>United States hits 2 million tests per week, dwarfing every other country's testing capacity, and expects to be able to test 50 million people per month by September.
>The US currently has so many tests being conducted that it has capacity to take on tests from other countries. So far the UK, France, Spain, Italy, China, Japan, India and Russia have sought US aid to conduct testing.
>US currently building 16,000 ventilators a month

Lads, the Yanks are saving the world again... why does this keep happening?

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t -71 minutes until i open the first beer of the night

why are you so obsessed with us?

No I dont want to wank to a pakistani man in a dress I want to wank to women, preferably not clothed

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get the black, it runs faster desu

why are you obsessed with me?

if by spastic you mean the poet of a generation
sure mate

>Marfa

confirmed for zionist cabbalist what also sloughs off his skin and crawls into a pond at night

Holy shit lads. See you all on the other side.

famousinternetgirlsgalleries.com/lavlit-lavenderlit-nude-gallery-leak-set/

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get the 5G version

The dinner
>inb4 it's too cooked
Fuck off imagine eating blood like a literal caveman

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why are they building so many vents if they're over the peak

Got a curry on the go, run out of cumin though which is a vital ingredient fuming

VIRUS DO NOT FUCKING CLICK THIS LADS

Rah having the worst shit I've had in months. Send help lads

not clicking this virus
any reckless spelunkers wanting to go in first?

adding this address to my list of dumb fucking yanks that doxed themselves on Zig Forums

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How many will you be consoomimg?

>famousinternetgirlsgalleries.com

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i don't go out of my way to speak to you
you consciously make the decision to post in a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

They're exporting them

Based

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About to uninstall 4channel, goodbye friends

windows defender just had a seizure at this website

yeah it's fine

Wish I were white

Peng but the tats

new marina lads
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/12/civic-duty-prime-minister-boris-johnson-coronavirus

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>keeps replying to me
tl;dr

Goodwill. We just love u so much xoxoxoxoxo

I've got 3 mckewans champion (7.3%)
3 rekorderlieg shites and a probably a couple more tins of lager lying around somewhere

What happened?

kek this is me

norton going utterly bonkers at this one lads. beware.

Much prefer breasts in a bra than breasts hanging free desu. The anticipation is always better than the end result

genuinely doubt theres a so called key worker who has come in to contact with more people than me the last few months

how many people have you come into contact with in the last few months

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i'm a professional handshaker and tounge kissing contractor. reckon i've seen more people in one week than you've had hot dinners lad

but bras are scientifically proven to make breasts more saggy

I am a key worker that comes into contact with at least 50 people a day and spends a large portion of the day less than 2 metres from around 10 people

genuinely doubt theres a mother of a so called key worker who has come in to contact with more willies than that lads in the past few months

Millions

The old anxiety is peaking this week and last week. Comes in waves can’t wait for this spell to be over, could be a month or two. And before you ask, I have real physical symptoms constantly like dizziness and nausea

bump

Enjoy, ive been drinking too often lately. You know its grim when week day drinking becomes the norm

>key worker

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can someone explain to me why *this* is the most viewed thing on chaturbate right now?
are these lads aware there's actual women shoving things up there arses for 10 pence a pop on there?

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hmm

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just got my tonue kissing licence lads, hope I'm gonna be ok

I MAKE KEYS FOR A LIVING YOU SMUG CUNT

sorry leftypol

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Oops replied to the wrong post

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haha remember all those slags seething at this

i'd be drinking every day if i hadn't moved back into my parents for 'rona

dressed like a clown and cant sing

wasnt funny

who is banksy

oh rorkey rorkey rorkey

canonise all nurses
knighthoods for all shelf stackers

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only ever browse the trans cams there but had a nasty experience recently

yea but this is anime

yeah it was, all the cool guys were laughing
no wonder you weren't

Same

tell us what happened lad

me

Yes I’m sure the physical distress I go through on a daily basis is fictional

lockdown feels

back browsing the /brit/ after a week away
alri lads

saw a tranny

Anyone watched Normal People?
Is it any good?

Do you really? Do you have generalised anxiety too? And what are your physical symptoms like I’ve never chatted with someone who has the same I usually pass anyone off who says they has anxiety as bandwagoners

was watching a cute tranny dildo her hole with progressively bigger dildos, she clearly went too far and there was blood on one when she removed it

an unoriginal mong with no subtlety

Thoughts on the economic, cultural and political capital of the United Kingdom aka London?

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some womens bodies are built for bedrooms

shedding a tear

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Grimm. Dunno how people can enjoy drinking eceryday. Makes me feel like shit just tired and drained

Genuinely wish I had a Marina Hyde gf.

...

What's the point of the dollar sign on the shirt. Really dumb.

back in your paki hovels

as alternatives to waterbeds?

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actually blows my mind how many real, breathing people spend their days seething over their obsessive hatred of england

i'd be worried about having a gf who was smarter, wittier and cooler than me in every way

First 2-3 episodes are quite sweet. After that it's just a smug meandering borefest.

i wouldnt because they dont exist

The City of London is the only part of Britain over which parliament has no authority. In one respect at least the Corporation acts as the superior body: it imposes on the House of Commons a figure called the remembrancer: an official lobbyist who sits behind the Speaker's chair and ensures that, whatever our elected representatives might think, the City's rights and privileges are protected. The mayor of London's mandate stops at the boundaries of the Square Mile.

violently ill

key worker
aka working class
lmao

i saw one where a tranny was getting fucked in the arse by some fella and when he took his dick out some poo came slithering out
the tranny disappeared off cam for a minute then came back and resumed fucking like nothing happened

grim
cams are a bit shit I reckon, just some bint dancing about for tokens and not doing much
tend to just look for highlights vids on porn sites desu

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Hate the fact foreners know more about living in London than I do despite the fact i've lived here all my life

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kino for tonight

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Y-y-yeah who'd want to be the submissive one in their relationship?

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not gonna happen
the hue manatee
festering petri dish, im ashamed i live here (zone 5 so idk if it really counts though)

youtu.be/m85uuEqET9s?t=38

>LaBradford

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DAAS RITEEE

dont know how you could keep the wilkins hard waiting for her to come back and slide it into her pooey bum again

just like anything else in life
omg youre right wing
omg you voted brexit
omg youre brown
omg russia/putin
omg trump should be put to death
sad sad people

the internet has a lot to answer for

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you already have to be quite far out to fornicate with a tranny in the first place

Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen

the city of london is really fucking weird when you look into it

America was founded on it

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Guarantee I’d cave your fucking head in in a scrap

any book chads in?

amazing how romans 2000 years ago look like mancs of 2020

close your eyes...

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>DeGrimsby

now america is brown and third world
funny how that worked out

shut up goy

*has fun in hamburg*

>why yes i prefer reading pdfs over physical copies

refused to ever write with a fountain pen again when i turned 11 and went to secondary school, after i was forced to write with one in primary school
can't think of a single redeeming feature a fountain pen has over a biro

Go on

problematic post

doubt it

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shut up you fat mong
bet you got bullies by girls in school