/brit/

It really do be like that...

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>wish i could take a blowtorch to your thick fucking skull you cretin
is it because you're a manlet and can't reach my skull?

learn english spastic

what english speaking country has the best quality of life if you are filthy rich.

youtu.be/EAalvAGF3Ic
grooving to this

What's it like living in a country with literally no /out/doors?
Not trying to be mean, not that Britain's that good, but even here on our small island and massive population there's forests and swamps and moors and such

america

>sandni
>indian
what did he mean by this?

wish i could turn back time to when poc was just a brand of ski goggles to me

sealand

probs the US

yankland, they let you eat babies if you're rich

>8.6 v. 6.5
>barely better
Cope.

and jewish

america obviously

everyone in singapore speaks english

Had another prognostic dream in which I was Britain's equivalent to Johann De Witt.
I think I'm the reincarnation of William Pitt (the elder and younger)

>with literally no /out/doors?
I live 30 minutes away a national park, lots of green and waterways and what not
have my boat there
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biesbosch_National_Park

doxxed

is it fun having no school at the mo?

>Sometimes being a patriot is painful
Doesn't matter. Being a patriot is based. My genetic predisposition to hating Britain notwithstanding, I want post-Brexit Britain to thrive, desu.

This.

>Possible reasons for such a roundup were reported to be widespread opposition to a U.S. military invasion abroad, such as if the United States were to directly invade Central America.
Holy shit. Yanks are insane

learn to understand a joke, sperg
now check all the other scores
stop pretending you don't live in a meme-tier shithole that's only beneficial to corporations while everything else is substandard

Need a hapa gf

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Fog on the Tyne is all mine

>5'8
IT'S OVER

would never move to north america the accent deadset is like nails on a chalkboard

is this you projecting that you live with your mum? I could have been your father if your mum wasn't so horrendous looking

Doug!

got that it was a joke, just didnt scan and wasnt funny

>5'4
IT NEVER EVEN BEGUN

runt

>5'11
TELL EVERYONE I'M 6'

every military makes plans like this

for me it's the fluoride water and hfcs in every food
it's a death sentence
backpedal/10

>now check all the other scores
Okay.

>Health
9.1 v. 8.6

Is fearr an sláinte ná na táinte, lad.

based, all unpatriotic bastards who would oppose their own nation deserve death

Wahey!

any1 watch the new joe rogan elon musk episode is it worth

good lad

No it's not based. It's loving this decaying dogshit nation. If I had any logical choice and wasn't ruled by emotion I'd be in a different country yesterday

are you capable of making a post without epic 'chon words?

think the potatohead is having a stroke
he's just posting gibberish now

yeah but i wouldn't want a hapa son

This thread is terrible
Let's talk about drugs, ex gfs and brit personalities

>an armed militia could take down the US government

Many such larps, sad!

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what word in that post is "epic chon word"? are you a zoomer who learned english from Zig Forums that you think any of that is specific to this site?

Fit birds

cant think of anything that seems less appealing

>5'9"

HAVE 2 INCH LIFTS IN MY BOOTS

>4footgooks.jpeg

Shagging

other way round, the government couldn't take out all the hicks with guns

pretty sure my gf is unironically taller than 90% of /brit/

Often wish i was genghis khan

>manlet
>backpedal/10
>meme meme meme meme meme
think you're the downy who learned english from Zig Forums

ur mums fanny XD

Literally irrelevant

southerners unironically pronounce bath as 'barrff'

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only backpedal is in that post you replied to, and if you think that's a chon word you're a fucking retard

>leave /brit/ for 8 hours
>clogwog is still here

Do a vocaroo of this
«Aaron earned an iron urn»

sad isnt it

n-no
her fanny is WAAAY better than that!

I'm sure I never left you since I live rent free in your otherwise empty head

here too

You said it in Zig Forums speak

haha it's true I've heard em do it
BAHF
as if it rhymes with calf

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It's nice to be nice.

*pushes you in the canal*

Havent listened to Joe in years

Have no interest in listening to Elon Musk at any point

Its Elon nothingburgering about coronavirus for 2 hours and Joe being the chameleon he is agreeing with him.

sweating like a bastard cunt

yeh neither tbf but it got a lot of views

her love shines over my horizon, she's a -
slice of heaven

Who's the funniest young British comedian atm?
Cause I'm listening to too much Tim Dillon and Nick Mullen and I'm sounding like an Americanised runt

>You said it in Zig Forums speak
>Zig Forums speak
holy shit this is the most zoomer cancer post I've seen all month

unlike you I can stand in it upright and not drown

how will rorke ever recover

What a remarkably original tweet.

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i just realised you actually learned english from 4channel didnt you
thats why you bought it up for no reason
lmao

*splish splash sploshes around*
hejlp mij heljp mij!

not young anymore, but is pic related still active?

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If you dedicate most of your day to posting here then that's the rent you pay to occupy my thoughts.
So actually you're paying quite a bit I'd say.

>no u
is that all you can do? repeat what I said to you and then pretend you made something up?
>dedicate most of your day to posting here
do I? or are you schizos still in the belief that anyone with an IP from my country is literally me?

>do I?
Yeah you do it's pretty obvious.

you actually did

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Haha yeah nothing burger
nothing burger

NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BUTGEr
nOtathug BUeefget

Not long before you rejects actually start using this phrase in real life, utter spastic gimps

Peter once mentioned in an article a secret that he revealed to his brother that changed their lives.
I guessed that it was about their Jewish heritage and when I read Hitch's memoir I was proven correct.

Am I some sort of psychic?

Its nearly half 3 in the netherlands. Piss off to bed.

>Piss off to bed.
why? do you want to have the last word before your mum forces you to go to bed?

You heard about these Islamic rape gangs? Or should I say muslamic ray guns Lolol lol
Underage girls getting raped by immigrants is fucking hilarious don't you think?

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Does finding out you're a Jew change your life?

lmfao the paddy hating clogwog just posted an Irishman
how ironic

>this small shitty marsh is the best park the netherlands has to offer

more like obsessed with jews

wish i was a jew

>paddy hating
I hate the specific sperg ITT
I have irish friends irl.

poal.me/tcj5t1

>wish I *were a jew
hypothetical requires the subjunctive