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what am I supposed to be excited about
that there's a new?

that I'm here ;)

hello mate how are things

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SHOULDN'T YOU OUGHTA BE - IN LOOOOOVE
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE - IN LOOOOOVE

There is no beach, the bend of Florida has almost no barrier islands so the coast is just marsh and absolutely full of alligators and snakes

So yeah you don’t wanna run through that at all

a negro i passed by on the street yesterday evening asked me for the time. I told him it was a quarter past eight when it was actually closer to twenty past. haha get fucked n****r.

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is this girl attractive

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personally not for me

what happens if you delete all your internet browsers

meh. her upper face is too horizontal

depends, on windows you cant really. you can delete files to disable browsing but the browser is itegral to the OS.

You can sure get lost in the louisiana bayou

then you cant browse the internet dipstick

informative post
yank-tier post

what happens if you delete your computer

Ah, is there nowhere safe to travel? I don’t have a boat...maybe I could trade my car for one. I’d prefer to travel on foot though cause I don’t know jack shit about sailing. This area looks somewhat safer. Are those farmlands? I wouldn’t mind traveling further inland, unless there’s a ton of snakes

i said hello how are things

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A handy map of Florida for foreigners

Everything outside of the red might as well be the twilight zone and nobody can be sure if any of it really exists

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you can actually uninstall internetbrowser
and windows 10 LTSB doesn't even come with Edge
so you can have windows without web browser
but you still can connect and download a file with powershell if you know the url

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wtf are you planning

alright. pretty pissed that uni is going to be online for the rest of the semester. one my lecturers has sent us 4 emails since lockdown with no zoom classes yet still expects us to finish all the assignments

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See The inland portion of the bend is trees, swamps, highways, and maybe the occasional weird middle of nowhere subdivision and some farms

yeah sounds fucked lad

how come boomers and millennials and zoomers are constantly flinging shit at each other but no one cares about generation x

some of the places are still twilight zone

naples is 100% boomers it's weird

generation x became what they most loathed (boomers) due to their characteristic apathy

gen x stepmum says millenials are pussies and boomers are hardasses, gen x is just right

how do you make scrambled egg

they are busy. also Gen X sounds quite cool, harder to fling shit.

because gen x doesn't roll off the tongue as easy as the other buzzwords

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who is this?

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Yeah I got pretty liberal with the coasts

Woah I could totally surf to those islands!
So you’re saying the East Coast seems like my best bet?
Travel north along the coast and move inland to avoid the cities until I read a certain port in Maine and find a commercial freight to Europe

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melt butter in a frying pan
crack egg into pan
keep moving it around until its cooked

and no i DON'T make it in the microwave like a virgin

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Stop pasting trannies mutt

Maisie Smith off eastenders

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thanks mate much appreciated

was reddit ever good? i remember like it in 14/15

11.59 we go to alert level 2

I mean what are you trying to do? The east coast is pretty solid beach coastline the whole way down and it’s where the vast majority of “Florida” happens. The west coast has the Tampa area and a little bit of civilization up in the panhandle but is largely empty. South of Tampa the beaches are fine though until the glades

Are you looking to run the coast? Do the east coast and start up in Savannah, do not attempt to run along the west coast

>and no i DON'T make it in the microwave like a virgin
do people actually do that? first time I've heard about this

i'd just go straight to europe, the entire east coast state to state is only very marginally unique, you'd be bored of it by the time you even reach north carolina

Unless...you mean to imply...it’s not frontier?! My homeland is 70-80% frontier. I cannot survive in anything less than 50%. I’m going to sleep outside and use a solar shower and water filter

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using my nintendo switch charger to charge my phone

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holy basado

didn't ask

americans do

didn't ask if you asked

I wanna run along the coast and fish. I need to thaw my bones and relax by the ocean

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Your homeland also doesn’t get to 110 degrees with 100% humidity regularly and it isn’t full of alligators and Burmese pythons

had me banh mi and feeling good

got this tin of sardines but im too scared to eat them, never had them before

Oh and regarding the heat and humidity I mentioned, that turns the heat index up to like 130-140f. About a third of the year the heat index is well over 105f

I can handle the heat, I can slay the beasts, I just need to act strategically

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Merseyside and Greater Manchester should combine and become one big metropolitan area because the whole area between Liverpool and Manchester is all urban, it's just one big continuous urban area with Liverpool in the west, Manchester in the East and a load of towns with medium to large populations in between. Liverpool and Manchester aren't far away either, just 35 miles or so.
Combining Merseyside, Greater Manchester and Lancashire into one county and un-doing the Local Governments Act of 1972 and re-forming the County of Lancashire with its original borders and combining Liverpool and Manchester into one big city (the same way Dallas and Fort Worth combined into one city) is the only way to compete with London.

Lancastrians are the most powerful race in the world. The combined power of Scousers, Mancs and Woolybacks is a force to be reckoned with. A combination of Irish, English and Scandinavian genes is the most powerful combination in the world.
it'd be so beautiful. just imagine...
Liverpool-Manchester City would come close to competing with London and have a chance at rivaling it in the future
it would by far be the 2nd most populated, largest and richest city in the UK after London
there's already very good transport links between Liverpool and Manchester as well as through all the towns in between
the re-formed county of Lancashire would be highly urbanized and populated in the South but rural, quaint, quiet and low population in the North
A relatively low population of Non-White people, especially in the towns in-between :)

fuck it, Liverpool-Manchester independent City State when? Lanxit when? No more EU, no more UK, just LANCASHIRE 4 LANCASTRIANS.
We have quite a unique culture that's very different to the rest of England and we literally built the UK during the industrial revolution for absolutely no reward because the South/London pocketed all the profits for themselves, so we deserve independence AND reparations.
THE NORTHERN POWERHOUSE REMEMBERS

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Humpleberry stiltskin

always on the banh yus arent you lad

let the old codgers pay for the debt with their pensions

First insan Itt

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Practically drank an English garden today lads, love me hendricks

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If they keep muh triple lock it will be beyond a joke