What is your favourite sport? Mine is Turkish wrestling
What is your favourite sport? Mine is Turkish wrestling
nothing
does lifting count as sports? also I wish that were me.
for me it's jiu jitu, no gi please.
Why do they do that? I mean, do you win by touching your oponent's balls or what?
you grab your opponents crotch and ass and try to get them on their back
Is Turkish wrestling Zig Forums‘s official sport?
Accidents (tho Freud wouldn't agree). You have to grab your opponent by his pants, because his entire body is oiled and it's impossible to hold a grip of it. And sometimes your hand just slips inside of his pants.
Note that this shit was invented by Greeks and inherited by Turks from the natives of Anatolia. And Greeks are well known for... their Greek plays, if you know what I mean.
Sambo/Samoz
I can’t pick one so
MMA/Boxing/Cricket/Rugby (league is union)
I prefer surf lifesaving
Only the use of oil. The techniques used are pretty in line with the Eurasian tradition. It's not really like the Greco-Roman wrestling.
Why even wear pants if your hands are going to slip into their crotches?
cybersport
So thin. So wide
For me, it's badminton, the manliest sport
This, but with Silat too
Surfing unironically
Call me a pussy but it’s fun
Hiking is a close second
How often do you think someone "accidentally" slips a finger up the bum?
pussy
play badminton if you're a man
for me its free style wrestling used exclusively against guard pulling jiu jitsu players who dont expect or want to be cranked
badmanton
>What is your favourite sport? Mine is Turkish wrestling
is he suppose to ram his fist onto his opponent's cock
Figure skating. Singles, specially ladies. I pay close attention to the russian camps. I've accompanied many of the skaters before their debuts in Juniors.
Really looking to see Usacheva in the Seniors.
Are you allowed to used the opponents anus hole and/or dick to get grip?
American football and olympic weightlifting
probably not so often as most wrestlers today wear underwear under the lederhosen.
Inside of the lederhosen is oiled too it's probably impossible. It's better to grab the leg openings of the lederhosen.
Hockey. But I can't play anymore, my team kicked me after "too many" fights.
>hey niggas how do we make this gay ass sport even more gay
>i know lets add oil so we can slip out and pull an oopsie
do Turks really...
I wouldnt wear any underpants if i was an oil wrestler. only very loose lederhosen. I would also shave and oil my buthole just to be safe.
Neger Weitwurf.
Squash