1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Some new castles?

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Here is a new castle near my house. We should spend money on restoring real castles instead desu

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Why would anyone build new castles?
Are they also building new trebuchets?

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Except it's an architectural and archeological project where everything is done with techniques from the medieval era
OP's pic is an ugly larp

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It's a vanity project masquerading as a future tourist attraction / hotel.
It's also being built inside a nature preserve... Probably. Some of the documentation regarding the construction permits seems to have been mysteriously misplaced. Shitshow all around.

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>this shit
>castle
lol rather a big barn
>is done with techniques from the medieval era
Are horses being fed with the fodder cultivated using medieval methods as well?
If not you can fuck off

There are quite a lot of documentaries that talk about this project, everything is done with medieval techniques
But stick to your nonsensical disneyland concrete garbage

>Are they also building new trebuchets?
Yes, pointed westwards to kill germs and eastwards to stop russian hordes

One room with big walls can be a castle. Some castles were made out of wood.

Is it a replica from an old destroyed castle or what?

This castle is named after a castle that was in that area a long time ago but nobody knows what it looked and and where it was exactly so this is just a project for locals to have something iconic in their boring area. It's a concrete structure so it's not expensive anyways

This is probably the coolest thing. Our castle restorations use real medieval skilled workers too

>Why would anyone build new castles?
Restoration or Poles being Poles

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There's a series of documentaries made by british tv featuring a british lady with horrible teeth
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Very interesting if you're into that stuff. I guess woodworking for castle carpentry must be a deep tradition

It's a completely modern project, although the lead architect claims to be inspired by medieval Italian stronghold-towns.

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Cool.

My city recebtly rebuilt a palace that was burned down by Americans in WW2 using rare surviving artisans and techniques

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Very nice, do you know if there is a documentary about this or japanese castle building techniques I could watch on youtube?

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Video of some of this castle technique. No commentary.
The art
youtu.be/qg2h91gQRVo
There was a long documentary I saw before but I can't find it

>There are quite a lot of documentaries that talk about this project
I have seen it this project is an utter shit

Thank you very much, I'm going to watch it right now!

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They were doing one inspired by the French one in Arkansas, but it's been paused indefinitely

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Yikes. At least do a native American mound or something

Australia has no castles. NONE NADA ZERO

sick cope

I didn't know Poles were such culturelets. Imagine thinking that some rich nonce's concrete medieval-style mcmansion is better than a neo-authentic castle

Germany did the same thing

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Why would people interested in medieval history build some boring injun mound?

Thankfully they also invented the word kitsch to describe it

In 100 years people won't remember about it, they will think it's a fully medieval castle and tourists will pay to see it.

Think about all these 19th century neogothic buildings, mostly churches and castles, that were considered kitschy and worthless when they were under construction and now they're important tourist attractions.

Homeless people already do that for free

they abandoned the project... good

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I think they're pretty ugly too, but I do admit that tourists like them. The popularity of the Hohenzollern "castle" is pretty embarrassing when Germany has plenty of real medieval castles, for example. At least the site is historic.

>I think they're pretty ugly too, but I do admit that tourists like them. The popularity of the Hohenzollern "castle" is pretty embarrassing when Germany has plenty of real medieval castles, for example. At least the site is historic.

People don't really care about history as much as about visual pleasure. That's why they would rather visit a Disneyland than a medieval barn.

does this thing count?

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Looks Teutonic

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