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did you know that despite making up 2% of the population, jews make up 40% of the billionaires in america?

Wasn't this guy a Hungarian Chess Grandmaster?

how does this actually happen to someone

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I manage on average about 4-5 right answers on university challenge
how many do you get?

rent free in your head

i'm radical centrist slightly built-fat 6'0

Honestly not sure what keeps me going any more

lmao at the boris johnson goons who are actually defending his pathetic handing of the corona virus

Took a lot of willpower and some horribly uncomfortable hours not to drink myself into oblivion last night but I managed it.

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doesnt matter lad those muscles wont do you any favours when im beating you from pillar to post

you were saying?

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CONSTANTLY walking around with a hard as fuck dick because i'm NOT low T

Bad genetics

Fuck you

dancing a jig
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But how quick is your reaction time and chess tactics?

btw that's a yank image i stole from Zig Forums
yanks btfo once again

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8-10

shite at poetry and classical music, dunno why theyre so overrepresented

proud of you pal

by being fat and losing weight
isn't that obvious or are you stupid?

is it not a female to male transexual?
in which case, aren't those nipples nsfw?

he won
based

Bit over represented in lots of positions that would have a large influence over society dont they?

for me it was rapidly gaining weight from being stick thin and feasting on nothing but chocolate and rustlers burgers

it would help if you didn't walk around basically showing your tits to everyone though

what the fuck if wrong with you? what goes in your head when you decide to take such picture and then post it? fucking lunatic

reaction time is impeccable,

chess is way above average but I've been known to lose to competent agressive players

>is it not a female to male transexual?
no you stupid bastard

senor snake hips

what would you have done differently?

Are there any funny yank comedians?
Bill Burr seems alright but he's got nothing on brits

going to have a drink to celebrate?

I have no skills whatsoever
Where do I begin to learn something useful?

Yes I'm sorry but the position of ugly schizoid faceposter has already been filled. But thank you for your interest.

someone set up a bloody chess game then

dont get fat in the first place next time

Mark out on a jolly today
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do

probably elitists favouring the rich kids who had a public school education

Thanks, if you're the same lad who said "sort it out lad", you helped.

Is it too early to drink a beer?

I'm drinking one now so it's not like your answer will stop me.

Just wondering if it's too early

rent free

different guy but i reckon i'd give you a run for your money
applying for my unis team next year
im shite at classical music too, do you have to be a tarq to know it? not too great at the art either but better than the music

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do you drink alot?
remember that you should NEVER stop cold turkey unless you were a super casual drinker because of Kindling

Also order some B1 lest you suffer brain damage as you need more of it during withdrawals

No drinking before 11am as that's when the pubs open.

Or it's when they did open, when they were still allowed to open

dave chapelle in his prime was funny

No. he is an Aussie called Cecil George Edwards.

He revealed himself recently - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest

don rickles is a classic

nah crack on de lad

what

never too early for a pint

could've been
weird tits and hips, soft feminine face, how am I supposed to know?

Can you memorize 9 numerals within a time span of 0.71965 seconds and catch a bottle being dropped to the ground by a clumsy waitress with your foot?

couple of polish people walked past me in the street today and they were speaking polish, i'm still fucking furious

not too early during summer time

Nah, you can only switch to spirits once the sun has gone down though.

oh shut the fuck up we heard you the last ten thousand days
piss off

gentlemen!
this is british culture manifest

How often should someone wash their bedding/sheets?

Me

shane girris is my current fave

rent free in your head

aye
would almost lead a man to believe that the jews control everything

every week

you're incredibly low IQ

thats me mate, used to be a heavy drinker myself. got it down to weekends only now. keep it up pal you'll feel better for it and you'll enjoy the few ales on the weekend a lot more

I wouldn't say I drink a lot compared to proper alcoholics but once I start it's very very difficult for me to stop.

Just spent £58 on a ring for fashion

once a week is ideal

Lack of PPE,
Lack of ventilators,
Slow to lockdown,
Herd immunity,
Abandoned test, track and trace.
Left the EU procurement scheme,
Couldn’t test 25,000 a day,
Promised 100,000 tests a day,
Scientist broke own rules,
Cummings on Sge board,
Residents in care homes not treated.
ignored Cygnus report
out of date stockpiles
40k NHS staff shortfall
useless PPE from Turkey
ordered ventilators from JCB

ths mistakes are never ending

never understood why he was so popular, was it only edgy teens who liked him or what

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AHWOOGA

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nah, I remember after NYE this year I woke up still pissed and finished off my flask of whisky while playing music in bed, before going to have a roast witht he gf's parents. I was pissed as a fart by midday and it was honestly a brilliant experience and i am NOT a problem drinker

if you're gunna be on your team you probably would beat me I agree. Uni challenge is one of those quiz types you could get really really good at if you actually practice and work at it, rather than just relying on your passive knowledge

bi annualy for me

Post em

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always wake up drenched after nightmares so everyday haha

I have no patience. If we play a long chess game, I’m liable to lose interest and leave if you take too long to think.

okay now this is yikes

howard stern isn't really a comedian but he's the funniest radio host of all time

Virtually none of this is the result of Boris Johnson's decisions.

>what’ll it be then

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should do it every week
in reality probably bi-annually like the other guy

never been in that situation, but I do have long toes so I'll take me chances. what else you got?

Doug Stanhope
Bill Hicks
Norm Macdonald

Do you have passionfruit kombucha?