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go get e'm jan

dont like criminals and obviously dont want to help them in any way, but also believe any police officer forcing entry into your home should be treated as a home invader by law.

dont like criminals and obviously dont want to help them in any way, but also believe any police officer forcing entry into your home should be treated as a home invader by law

whats your paypal my lad?

>the point of Zig Forums is to make people mad
>if people don't like something they're mad
>making low quality posts therefore makes people mad and is the point of the site

Janny, I know what you're thinking, but please don't.

get on the head n shoulders you dirtbag

Mate tried to set me up with his girlfriends mate a few months back, she lives round the corner from me.

I'm a 29 year old born again virgin pretty much but she's quite fat and unattractive plus she's got a kid and spends most of her free time down the pub.

Feels good to be Scottish, we’ll be independent with in only a couple of years.

#FAUXVID-19

I’ve got eczema fuck off you cunt

big fan of this edition

*appears in your bedroom*

>hi user, I’m your lockdown saviour and you can use me for everything you need until it’s over

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Will be attending London South Bank University next year fellas

doubt

If you seriously come here to 'make people mad' you need your head examined

point me to the post that asked

spoiler: there isnt one

If you seriously come here to 'make people mad' you need your head examined

Avoid mate, don’t do it

ah yes blame the virus for the effect of the lockdown
disgusting

dodged a 30mm depleted uranium bullet there pal

We will. The borisvirus has only solidified that.

youtube.com/watch?v=2x7hBM9d7_Q

One shot goddamn

So this paki I work with told me he was married with his own house at 18. I was like wtf how is that possible and he told me that often a local mosque will provide a sort of grant (best way to describe it) derived from the weekly donation pot that will cover the cost of a deposit for a house for a newlywed. As soon as he turned 18 his parents provided him with a wife (cousin shipped from Pakistan) and a house and he had no choice in the matter. He went to uni and left his fresh off the boat wife to live with his two parents and his wife was basically their slave from what he told me lol but obviously he didn't see it like that since its a wife's duty.

Economically the pakis benefit from their group cohesion and meddling families restricting all choices they make but socially they're all miserable autistic weirdos with zero freedom of thought or choice so I think we're better off desu

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I come here to replace the social interaction I am severely lacking in real life.

this post isn't worth posting even once

The true ascendancy is when you make people mad simply by existing. I don't even have to try any more. Dave just glimpses the Rising Sun and he's seeing red, he's apoplectic, veins popping and everything.

did you quit lad

You should date a girl who reads.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

hoover the den, ta luv

nothing worse than millenials and soomers who lived their lives on easy mode self describing themselves as communist/fascist. actually makes my skin crawl

not so sure there's much of a case left for basing an economy on oil in the year 2020

I wanna date a misandrist

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utterly criminal

future generations will know this circus as "the covid conspiracy"

only a few girls I've ever been with properly read

even a few oxbridge girls didn't read much

just shag her m8

don't want to date my mum ta

did the lad whose druggy mate die end up shagging his dead mate's gf? are you here?

What if its only teenage fiction/Harry Potter shite?

haha yeh imagine having beliefs and convictions. they should all be nihilistic mongs like you eh?