Tell me a joke from your country. I don't know any so I can't start

It's funny to say tha others mens are gay in my country.

kek

What is the joke gays don't know?

The Swede went to the dentist and asked the doctor:

- Could you drill?
The dentist is a little confused about the question and answers in amazement: - Yes, we usually first check if there are any holes and if so, then we are just drilling ... The Swede thought for a moment and said:

- There were holes or not, drill anyway. You know, even if you could find something that would make me rich.

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>I don’t know

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So I just learned finns steal our jokes and replace the norwegian for a swede

you are gay

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Don't make me post portuguese jokes here tuga

OH FUCK

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our education system

Shut up and listen to your Finn master, Sw*de.

i did get it from a site with very bad grammar, probably was stolen desu. Here, have a better one:

The Finnish man went to visit a Swedish acquaintance. They took a sauna, took liquor and eventually the man stayed for the night as well. Admittedly, there was only one bed, so everyone had to sleep in the same bed. In the morning, the Finnish man asked the Swedish man:
- How can you let me in the same bed with your wife? Anything could have happened.
- No worries, the Swedish man replied. - We have been married for a dozen years and she is completely loyal, I know.
The Finnish man glanced around, leaned over the Swedish man and whispered:
- Your wife held my dick in her hand all night.
- No she didn't, the Swedish man smiled.
- That was me.

ok then here is another
an english dude, a french dude and a tuag are all in a plane , the english men puts his hand out the window and says "we are in london chaps i just touched the big ben".
a few hours later the french men does the same and says"we are in paris mon amis i touched the eiffel tower".
later the portuguese men puts his hand out the window and yell"shit we are finaly in lisbon, somebody stole my watch"

based

its a cultural thing to shit on the nation over
feel free to post whatever i might even find them funny

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We have the same joke but with Pakistanis instead of Brazilians.

Damn there's a lot of Frenchmen in your jokes.

kek im stealing that one

Bear see a burning car in the forest, sit in it, and got burned.

im guessing the joke was invented by portuguese avecs hence the ever present french men

There were Swedish, Finnish and Norwegian. They all died. At the gates of heaven, Peter said that if the Finn no longer drank, the Swede would no longer think homosexual thoughts, and the Norwegian would no longer be after money, then they would get a new chance at life. They promised and were brought back to life. The Finn immediately went to the liquor store and bought one bottle of vodka. Then there was a bang as Peter pulled him back to heaven. The Norwegian saw the money on the ground and was just bending over to pick it up it when two bangs were heard.

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Wchodzi baba do lekarza a lekarz też baba

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Rashid and Abd el Kader are in a car, who is driving? The policeman.

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kek here that one is with a black men and a gypsy

i jsut remmeber another one
what is the brightes thing about a black men?
the handcuffs