/brit /

looks like my gf

cope

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Hey, I just met you

*performs a jumping one-shot with USP-S onto A-site and defuses to win the round

why doesn't boris just cut his hair properly? looks like a fucking state

non-homogenised ftw

We brits conquer and pillage everywhere we go, even if it’s just on holiday. Of course the locals hate us but they just don’t get it

what's the point

poo

Milk slurping manbaby

semester is over m8

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Mates are shit at Warzone even though they play all day long. Always end up separating trying to sneak up on someone and we all get wiped out.

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Nigga, just use Mathway.

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>009
brown smelly hands. not sparing another (you)

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OHHHHHHH MONI MONI

MONI MONI MONI MONI'S ONLYFANS

PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Yanks be like:
>Have you tried my local craft beer: 'Dragon Cum'?

2016 reddit election ruined the Internet

80/10 is a C? wtf

here if you get an 80 in something it's a hard A really

Fucking abysmal gimmick.

this is the only post that makes me laugh on /brit/ threads

Sure he is know as the world's biggest simp but at least he got to fuck a 30 something mixed race divorced Jewess.

Yanks are mongs simple as

should be ashamed for encouraging this shit gimmick

he had no idea how marrying some sjw b-list american divorcee would turn his life upside down?
not very bright is he

gamergate is when Zig Forums went full rorke

social media ruined it
normie freaks should have never been allowed

am i rangebanned still

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it is truly is a genetic lottery

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subscribed to audible but never listen to anything lads, don't think audiobooks are for me

absolute unit

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On snapchat if someone sends you a "snap" are you supposed to reply? or did they probably just send it to everyone on their friends thign?

Those services have trouble with complex problems.
It rounds down to 79. It doesn't count to my GPA though because of corona

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integral of x function's derivative or something like that I forgot

Why are so many BAME dying of the 'RONA lads?

royal family just exists to get cucked by Americans at this point

becks talks like a spaz though.

lack of spirit

becks looks rekt now though

what's a bame then

I pine for the good old days before the election when /brit/ was a lefty bastion of intelligence, oh how we'd spend hours late in to the night after coming home from our careers debating nietzche and marxism

Then rorke came, hordes from r*ddit during the election spreading from Zig Forums, we were powerless to repel their sheer numbers, /brit/ was never the same

Nobody even knows you have a royal family.

Based
They sell this at the M&S here and I make the trek to the city centre just to buy a few bottles of Cornish gold top. Tastes wonderful, creamy texture, and the calories are unfathomably based for a skinny cunt like me.

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post chuderòòÔs d'lads

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god is intervening to prevent white genocide

Feel like pure shit just want Harry back

dad got cucked

is that actually from jersey or is jersey/guernsey cows just a breed of cow

a genetic lottery indeed

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BAME?

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nigging

hello actual 90 year old

They don't wear the mask

leftypol after sipping a bit of milk hahah x

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White man's conspiracy.

Jersey gold top*

you lads taller or shorter than your dad? taller here

finally decided to actually try and make some friends, so can you please not make fun of me for trying to improve my life thanks.

youtube.com/watch?v=G5ADHv-JmS0

i felt the words but the brain says no

immigrants more likely to work in social sectors
cramped in social housing
more prone to underlying health conditions

basically a toss of the coin

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there is nothing wrong with enjoying milk

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They're not bad looking people. Just old and out of shape.

had a minor poo accident

is american milk the same quality as american cheese

Love a bit of milk me, Cravendale hits the spot.

perhaps the chinese designed it that way

Wensleydale and cranberryyyyy mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it's 1 gallon (3.78 liters)

Posh spice was never the best looking but she was the only spice girl who wasn't thick as shit 2bh

phwoar

cravendale

what a milk

taller

*the smoke clears from your bedroom and a figure appears*

>hello user, I’m your lockdown slut. We can shag as much as you want while we’re locked down

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just had a major poo incident

Should cut out the middleman and buy a cow

apart from its association with certain health conditions and the questionable ethics of how its sourced but otherwise sure.

it's the Batflu so naturally, it fights crime

way taller

>6'4 dad
>5' mum
>tfw 5'9

Mum just sent me this

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I like milk though

A Genetic lottery indeed

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fuck off mr.contrarian
they are pure uggo especially dad

*Leftypol gets a whiff of milk*

'4 dad
' mum
Imagine the sex

honestly cant remember the last time i drank milk. i thought only fannies drank it?

does it bother you to know you'll never know your fathers?

why's it say January 24 then?

she is thick though

Housemate's sister and their housemate are apparently coming to stay this weekend
With all that's going on they didn't even think to ask me or think this is not ok, is this out of order, should I say something?
I asked why her mate needs to come as well and she didn't really give a proper answer

Same height

it's the moni's onlyfans of milk, the pinnacle

>he consumes unfermented dairy products

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well its a bit shit for all involved unfortunately

Mum is practically a midget
Dad is a proper manlet, maybe 5'6"
I'm around 6'0" which is still a manlet, tower over my dad. VERY blessed.

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All of human society has been on a downward spiral since 2014.

Nothing manlier getting getting a pint of creamy milk in the pub mate

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he's been dead 15 years you cheeky runt

does this mean I'm not allowed to drink milk anymore

>5'10" dad
>5'1 mum
>6'3 me
good thing I look like my dad or I'd think my mum cheated

another one
jeez it's common on the isles isn't it

shorter, i'm 6'1 to his 6'3
grim

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Harry is clearly Charles' offspring, you can just tell
Roll my eyes every time someone suggests otherwise

Maybe the best image that’s ever passed through /brit/

Read the filename dickhead

It's currently 6PM and 41 minutes

not for me to dictate. only educate.

haha this post has just given me an idea

guy on left and guy in middle are brothers
absolutely brutal
the genetic lottery

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for me, it's chocolate milk

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you're the hop in greta cunt aren't you

blog on

your real dad you spastic
Even more lmao
Least your dad is your real dad

getting a quick slap on the butt by a girl

brb activating my almonds

the mum looks alright for her age

decent bod

Nah, she's worth even more than david beckham. Watch the ali G interview they did, she's pretty based.

>post about milk in /brit/
>all the pakis and poos come out of the woodwork
like fish in a barrel

I bet /brit/ doesn't even drink coffee milk

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Since there’s no blade, I’d imagine it’s perfectly fine to carry it across England, right?

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they're sending it to you specifically mate

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>made the black gf ham, egg and chips for supper
>she refused to eat more than one bite

tired of non-whites shitting all over our culture
brexit means brexit

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>brothers
half*

Fuck you

thats the sister LMAO
proving my point

Seething Moroccan manlet

mental how genotypes and phenotypes work

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Yeah because no one ever makes similar posts asking for advice do they
Brainlet

checkmate!

whiter than you'll ever be mate. doesnt change the facts about milk.

>123183749
Whiter than you Tomislav

NOOOOOO, NOT THE PRINCERINO, NOT THE MURDERED MOTHER AND FAKE FATHER

One race: the 100m dash race

i don’t even know my dad

poof, milk is great

not really a problem don't want her getting fat

Reading Bronze Age Mindset. It's actually pretty decent lol

dairy lobbyists have done a right number on you lad. very sad.

this is kind of scary
imagine saying some racist things to bond with a fellow white but then he says he's 1/4 black

I am the Duke of /brit/tany
You are the Dook of /shit/tany

>not liking bigger girls
Absolutely plebeian.

vegan lobbyists have done a right number on you lad

you fucking scrote lmao

Drinking milk as an adult is gay

i see the youtube comment section in every video now is "this is what mans does when xx" or "mans be like xxx when mans does"" etc

it's like what they did with senpai all over again but even worse

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>123183902
t. Nigger

if you say so. enjoy your bitch tits, prostate cancer and osteoporosis.

You'll never know your real dad
& I'm not clogwog

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>Whiter than you Tomislav
>whiter than you'll ever be mate

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add borax

Might get ketty tonight

any tips for a good ket sesh?

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I've stayed in a few flatshares over the years and it never ceases to amaze me the ignorance and lack of consideration some fuckers have
stupid shit like having to ask people not to blast music at 3am, surely any normal person instinctively knows not to do it without telling them
or shitting in the shower and not even bothering to clean up properly

seething chinkoid

>more likely to live in major towns and cities (cramped)
>more likely to live in social housing (cramped)
>more prone to major health issues (heart disease, the 'beetus, etc)

das rayciss

Arrest them all

f a m*

when i was a wee lad, people brought up by single were quite rare

avatar posting is against the rules lad.

>123183926
I pretty much look like that except I have a full head of hair
If this post gets 4 (You)‘s I’ll post my face

Is it true that in Britain everyone over the age of 45 acts like they fought in WWII?

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any less than 5 gcses man in?

find twerking funny more than anything

both taller and better looking

can't cook, can't clean, but they can twerk and suck
and they wonder why i prefer my animes

asked me childhood friend why he's been ghosting me for 3 years and he said it's because he thinks i am insane and that i will murder him
bit rude, might have to teach him a lesson for his insolence