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hello!

How's it goin'?

how do right wingers cope? i failed all classes, i am obese neet + stupid + never had a job in my life at 27 years old and i am still doing better than everyone else around me who worked atleast 100 times harder than me just because i was born lucky


keep paying student debts whiteboi

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nth for extinction events

Took an hour and a half lunch break instead of one hour like I'm supposed to

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my 100% sourdough pizza dough isn't turning out so good

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Just came to this

quit antagonizing him. ur gonna get innocent blood spilt

Bunch of bitch boi faggots in here who need their boipussy smashed by my BBC

I don't find lesbian porn hot for the same reason I can't get off if there's a non-white guy in porn. I can't self-insert.

I used to work for an insurance company and if I took six minutes longer than I was supposed to, I'd get an email from the manager instead of her telling me face to face. It was like Office Space

>female boss

feminism for ya MUTT

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who comes up with this shit lol
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I doubt she even knew what feminism was

used to take two or three hours sometimes and no one ever said shit

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I think that's kinda nice. What's your hot take.

My back hurts, should i buy a small pillow for my chair like this one:

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Probably the most based poster in recent history.

Or a big one like this one?

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Worth a try, but there are probably some other issues that need addressed.

Have you looked at any reviews?

>fake dageurreotypes with canadian whities standing around drinking craft beer featured on amazon zognet
my culture
my country
my canada

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i got a small one similar to that for my car, makes an enormous difference after an hour of sitting.

The big ones are much better than small, but you need to make sure it actually fits the shape of your back. It's more one of the things you'd want to buy in a store with tester models than one to order online. I'm tall and none of them seem to fit the shape of my back, so the "lumbar" areas just press into the top of my pelvis

>I'm tall
False, tall people don't post on the internet

I'm short and morbidly obese

I’m three feet tall

Just found out about slavery... damn I hate America now

Canadian mass produced beer is disappointingly bad

The average /cum/mer is 6'9

I'm average height and average weight.
I've got an average dick and average apparent.
I'm basically Jon from Garfield.

I also heard the average /cum/ poster is a woman. Am I surrounded by giant women?

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>Expecting me to know who that is
I don't read your shitty comics, boomer

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Slavery is a spook.

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Careful bud you're going to get some peepees hard with that kind of talk

it really is...
good thing craft beer is cheaper and readily available

Not mine, I just coomed so my dick is resting

I want this.
I want an Amazonian goddess.

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what did you just say white boy?

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should I go buy a bong and some mcdonalds?

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They abolished serfdom and slavery because it's more profitable if you don't have to pay for your workers' room and board, and just throw them a measly paycheque instead.

yes and yes

I don't know anyone who's enthusiastic about Canadian mass produced beer. All the beer people are craft nerds

Fuck yeah, the moment weed is legalized I'll be purchasing all of the necessary paraphernalia. A bowl, a bong, a one hitter, etc.

One or the other

alright i'll be back
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I AM CANADIAN™

Do Americans really do this?

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IS THAT SOME PIKKLE RIK??!
OMGGGGG SO HIGH IQ DUMB PPL DONT KNOW IT BE LIKE THAT BUT I IS

I doubt it, my chair is just unconfortable around the lower back area.
I don't have back problems when i move, rest or use other chairs, just in the office chair i use so i thought of buying a cheap pillow for it.

They are just generic reviews
>"This is good!"

So small one it is then.

So the small one because i can just move it around, alright.

Marles Chungus

There's something primordially comfy about sucking on on a teet. If you've ever done it you'll know exactly what I mean.

Personally prefer real nipple over a pacifier but a man's gotta cope

All attempts to enact rational laws about property have put out from the bay of love into a desolate sea of regulations. Even Socialism and Communism cannot be excepted from this. Everyone one is to be provided with adequate means, for which it is little to the point whether one socialistically finds them still in a personal property, or communistically draws them from a community of goods. The individual's mind in this remains the same; it remains a mind of dependence. The distributing board of equity lets me have only what the sense of equity, its loving care for all, prescribes. For me, the individual, there lies no less of a check in collective wealth than in that of individual others; neither that is mind, nor this: whether the wealth belongs to the collectivity, which confers part of it on me, or to individual possessors, is for me the same constraint, as I cannot decide about either of the two. One the Contrary, Communism, by the abolition of all personal property, only presses me back still more into dependence on another, viz., on the generality or collectivity; and, loudly as it always attacks the "State," what it intends is itself again a State, a status, a condition hindering my free movement, a sovereign power over me. Communism rightly revolts against the pressure I experience from individual proprietors; but still more horrible is the might that it puts in the hands of the collectivity. Egoism takes another way to root out the non-possessing rabble. It does not say: Wait for what the board of equity will—bestow on you in the name of the collectivity (for such bestowal took place in "States" from the most ancient times, each receiving "according to his desert," and therefore according to the measure in which each was able to deserve it, to acquire it by service), but: Take hold, and take what you require! With this the war of all against all is declared. I alone decide what I will have.