Video doesn't end with a topless blonde who walks up with a pitcher and says:

>video doesn't end with a topless blonde who walks up with a pitcher and says:

"Hi, welcome to Europe, my name is Elke! Here is the milk I produced from my perfect tits this morning. Wanna smoke some dynamite hash and then screw?"

Immersion ruined.

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>Elke
based granny fucker

Are you Adam Sandler?

Why do you diss Switzerland and Norway in such a way, Jamal

You sound like some sort of incel varg larper and a lame stoner all at once. PLACE BARREL IN MOUTH.

This is what they took from you.

wtf how do i move there

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you wouldnt like rural european girls
they are very different character and attitudes than you are used to and different to what you know from pop culture

cmon don't break his fantasy :( it's so cute

Give us clueless cunts a description of them. What are they like?

>you wouldnt like rural european girls
Rural girls > city girls
oh wait yes unless he is black

Not OP but pls tell me how they are different.

europe in general is different
for example everyone drinks alcohol a lot, people start drinking before even primary school and its 100% normal
nobody respects the law whatsoever in rural areas, its like law doesnt exist if cops arent there and even cops dont really obey it
nobody cares or understands politics, you can sometimes find people who dont even know who the leader of their country is
people generally tend to stick to long term relationships and dont go around sleeping with 50 people and being single in their 20s

actually, how are rural European girls even portrayed in yank pop culture? Can't think of any examples.

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this is what living in a dyson sphere might feel like

They're not cute at all more like hutches. They roll their own cigarettes, dress & act like men and only care about what kind of shitty Audi you drive

my village looks better than this
your mountains are cheap as fuck eurobros
come to the Himachal someday, i will show you what real mountains look like, we will head to Mt. Everest from there.

sorry, O'Neill Cylinder
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i was referring to what he posted in the op post
in reality they act autistic, emotional and usualy you inherit their entire family
remember when people say that you are a loser if you live with parents
well get used to seeing your partners autistic parents, grandparents and aunts and nephews every day and probably sharing a house with them

Is it possible for me to find a young 20s girl to marry who likes alcohol, doesn't care about the cops, doesn't sleep around much, and is politically and probably intellectually dumber than me?

Pls let this be the case because that sounds like my dream girl, she doesn't even need to be hot, just not fat.
I speak English and roughly B2 level French btw so that limits me to western Europe.

You just described every rural American ever though.

>a young 20s girl to marry who likes alcohol, doesn't care about the cops, doesn't sleep around much, and is politically and probably intellectually dumber than me
If you are fine with her being a grotesque 3/10 then yes that's pretty much all rural girls here

Damn, crushing.
So basically like white trash here.

>american humor

Looks nice but I dread living in such a small community.
I bet all those people are just awful nosy bastards.

Sounds exactly like rural America

More or less yes. They're not really trashy, just not very feminine. Keep in mind European countryside is like 66% male - 33% female so they never really had to try hard to be attractive.

oh i know how they are, my first serious relationship was with a german girl who had just moved out from some buttfuck nowhere Bavarian town with literally less than a thousand people. I was more wondering how the yanks usually portray them if not like that. Don't remember seeing many rural euro girls in their movies or anything.

>Is it possible for me to find a young 20s girl to marry who likes alcohol, doesn't care about the cops, doesn't sleep around much, and is politically and probably intellectually dumber than me?
i live in a small village (less than 100 people), closest large town is around 10k people miles away
this is what everyone is like here
also as i said the idea of "independence" and living by yourself, well you can forget that
also have fun with 100-500 kilobyte per second connection

spot the cities

I'm so glad I left my village

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I think the chief difference between rural America and rural Europe is the sparsity.
It seems like in America rural people live very far away from each other.
In Europe it's not really like that. Homes are always clustered so even a tiny village will have homes clustered together.
So you actually don't get that independence as you would in the US. Quite the opposite, you are more anonymous in big cities than in small villages.

Il me semble que j'ai fait une bonne décision d'apprendre le français.

Also holy shot what happened to GDR

This too. If anything if you try to live anonymously in a village here you will have to deal with shitloads of way too curious people. Where I lived you had the village core and the more remote houses, people living in the remote parts that weren't known around town were always considered very suspicious. A bit along the lines of
>Why would you move here and not be a part of the village, what are you hiding

wtf is east german incel land?

>nobody respects the law whatsoever in rural areas, its like law doesnt exist if cops arent there and even cops dont really obey it
So like the US south

Southerners (white) aren't bootlickers?

definitely, not even joking, lol,
although it is like this in all the rural/underdeveloped parts