Do unitedstatesians really just eat a plate of bacon and nothing else for breakfast?

do unitedstatesians really just eat a plate of bacon and nothing else for breakfast?

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no

no this morning i had cereal, coffee, and a banana.

does it not have enough grease for your clogged arteries?

god i wish

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if i go to an all you can eat breakfast buffet yeah. Bacon is nice but its a lot of work for a little meat and when its all in a bin like that they cook it super crispy how I like it.

is bacon expensive in the states or something?
nigga just put those bacon strips in the oven for ten minutes no frying and no dishwashing required

idk do finns really eat a plate of vodka naked in a sauna for breakfast?

Bacon and eggs is a pretty common breakfast, but they have many forms.

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god I wish

I always have to shit when l eat too much of these, is this a possible explanation for shart in mart?

no not really but its more expensive than say beef or chicken

looks good
what's the orange crap dripping from the sides?
yeah, an excessively greasy, low-fiber diet causes loose shits.

>what's the orange crap dripping from the sides?
Melted cheese. Looks like cheddar.

must be one of those american cheddar cheese products because regular cheddar doesn't melt like that

I actually eat 6 stripes of bacon on a croissant for breakfast everyday, I’m not fat though

I've done it before a few times but never with that much bacon.

yeah kraft American singles. they melt so good. I tried making a grilled cheese with real cheddar once and its almost impossible.

Cheddar is not orange you mentalist its cheese colour, PLEASE stop calling your weird cheese cheddar

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it is cheddar, just not whatever kind yours is

Actually cheese can come in many different flavors/colors. Pic related is orange cheddar. Sometimes you gotta leave your comfort zone and try new things.

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I know you're trying to make me burst a blood vessel stop it this instant

Not true, I wouldn't give you a ham sandwich and call it a burger

cheesemaking is one of the oldest human jobs, and so there is a lot of variation among all types of cheese depending on the techniques used to make it. Cheddar, being one of the most popular strains, can be made in different forms including powder.

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Chinese eats dogs and bats for supper.

I sorta did this today

i made a breakfast sandwich

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Yeah, they are trying to get healthy, they call it a "keto diet".

I actually did gave bacon and pancakes but that was because we only had one egg

if you made it yourself then why are you drinking takeaway coffee?

because i was taking my car to get the tires rotated and had to leave