I had sex with an Australian girl

Some of the things she said to me:

>Spag on me moot (pronounced like 'put') get her nice and wet
>Take ya dacks off and get ya snag out I wanna give ya a gobbie
>Nice snag mate, she's a bloody rippa!
>Want me to pat a finger up ya freckle while I give ya a gobbie?
>Put ya snag up me moot ya fucken wog don't be a softcock put it in there! Don't put a franga on just root me ya cunt
>Put a finger up me date I can't spoof with nothin up me date
*asked her what she meant*
>Me jacksie mate my fucken bumhole ya dumb wog chuck a finger up there it feels fucken you beaut, do that and I'll spoof all over ya snag

I didn't understand any of it, but it was 10/10. I wish she didn't have to go back to wollongong

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OI'M ON ME BLEED MATE, HUCK IT IN ME DUMPAH

>Want me to pat a finger up ya freckle while I give ya a gobbie?
holy smokes you scored

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spoofing love the word spoof i do, you spoofing mother spoofer

I want an Aussie gf

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Very good thread.

>>Put a finger up me date I can't spoof with nothin up me date
>*asked her what she meant*
bit of a daft cunt aren't we

why are aussies like this?

quality post

aussies get braindamaged upon birth. They really live upside down

can't help it, your fault you can speak superior english

Can an aussie translate it to understandable english?

>tfw aussie accents sound so funny that when they want to rip your face off it still sounds like they are joking around

...

>Spit on my pussy, get her nice and wet
>Take your underwear off and get your cock out I want to give you a blowjob
>Nice cock mate, it's amazing
>Want me to put a finger up your butt whilst I blow you?
>Put your dick in my pussy you fucking wog, don't be a cuck/pussy and put it in there! Don't put a condom on just fuck me you cunt
>Put a finger up my bum, I can't cum with nothing up my bum
>My butthole mate, my fucking bumhole you dumb fucking wog, put a finger up there it feels amazing. Do that and I'll cum all over your cock.

what's your cunts version of this?

lmao

Worth mentioning that snag usually means sausage.

snags in a bun aw yeah

>I wish she didn't have to go back to wollongong
Story checks out. Sheila sounds like a quality Dapto dog

>Nice cock mate
y-you too

kek

Why are't you?

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I didn't know I needed aus erotica before now

>>Want me to pat a finger up ya freckle while I give ya a gobbie?
Marry her

There are some hentais that are translated into aussie speak. They're pretty funny.

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also where did you meet her

Aussie girls are fascinating. They seem just as crass as the lads

lol ive seen a couple also fenoxo's CoC had a sheila kengaroo in and she was most peng character

what makes you say that? erome.com/a/tT9Nooky

next to the vodka

nice
this is actual buddy tier girl

Wtf?!? She's cheating.

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Why are people actually believing this incel fantasy?

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>believing it
>not just anons being amused by it

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do people actually find this funny
how many are underaged here?

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I have shagged chicks like this plenty of times, you just have to go down to any nightclub in perth