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The gf
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN THE ONE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IMPLANTED IN MY HEAD FROM A YOUNG AGE
YOU MUST BE MENTALLY ILL
>girlwank
>it's an empowering and enlightening experience
>boywank
>he's a pathetic desperate insectoid even if he has a gf/wife/kids
found seen a satisfactory explanation for this
For me, it's harder to get over girls you never ended up properly dating but felt like there was huge potential there
Either they bin you off just as you're falling for them or one of you is in a relationship
End up thinking 'what if' as opposed to 'been there done that'
my gf might be a fat northern brainlet ex-slag but at least she doesn't have an atrocious disgusting middle class accent
>123197768
you say this as someone who believes in a magic sky daddy because from a young age rapists told you if you didn’t give them money a scary demon monster would kill you
pathetic and low IQ
I need an English gf
Dire overplayed gimmick
how is stacey doing?
no one cares
sod off
when did I ever say I believed in god?
I didn't, you're using a strawman because you have zero other arguments
this government is a fucking joke, befitting of a banana republic
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>So user you said you need an English gf?
just got unbanned because apparently jannies dont like that rosie pic with the bare arse, anyway you lads watch moonlight on film4, great film
>123197899
Oh i’m sorry so does the devil exist but god doesn’t
Pretty shit belief if that’s the case
sue
for me it's front left
>Channel4News
seething mainstream media consumer
go get your next fix of pop culture and take your good boy vaccine
I hate the wall so much. So cruel.
whatever happened to that lad who was drinking himself to death and had turned yellow?
2, 3, 1, 5, 4
Worse hairline than mine
>morrissey
oh dear this didnt age well
>constantly screeching about "the mark of the beast and selling your soul to satan"
care to explain?
You fuckin’ long hair
Living in your yellow submarine
Well you’re about to get sunk
By the right wing
Political machine
mad how whenever i enter a /brit/ thread there are about a dozen or so posts saying "why do i hear boss music" or words to that effect
want to tie her to a post and bash her spine with a mallet
flew to brixton and strangled tinytrip
chinese lads are cute
Second from the left for me
you have a very black and white way of thinking
a low IQ way of thinking as it were
just because I believe that there are different forms of energy in the universe (positive and negative) and that people can harness these energies in their bodies doesn't mean that I think that there is an old bearded bloke in the sky who controls everything
oh that reminds me the british slag thread on /s/
and the irish one
Only one seething is you pal
Literally don't even care about what you're ranting about
>123198062
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Stop posting
finally, clogwog is gone
based
burn it all down and start from scratch
My thoughts too, zero parliamentary process, if any person should be making announcements like that it's the monarch
Haven't seen 190 in ages. Hope hes ok. I wonder what his mental health is like
I have experienced this, but it's a lot easier to get over with than when you were in a relationship.
This is your best LARP yet, 190. Bravo.
Because I am still sort of recovering from pancreatitis after being released from hospital on Monday.
Thing is, they didn't remove by gallbladder, which is full of stones so it's still possible one can block the duct and fuck me right up again
>magic sky daddy
you big bollock lad?
why do open chords make the hair on the back our necks stand on end lads
Just a reminder that all soyjak posts come under the definition of "This post is extremely low quality"
Do with that information as you will.
doubt it buster
Business idea; 4Channel News
Fucking hell I thought that baby's shirt said My Aunt is my Beef
>pancreatitis
BRAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAAAAAT
come on you know you would
it's not painful but you never quite forget about them
Can i get a cute english gf with this body type since everyone skinnyfat/landwhale in england ?
Managed to rewind a livestream on twitch yesterday on my phone. Not on the app, just the website. Held my hand like I was taking a screenshot and saw three black
want to lick her arsehole after shes done a poo
no
fob off
>5'8
IT'S OVER
arab/paki fuck off
Looks about 9 you nonce
>i can bead myte dyson
No. But my bollocks are quite big right now as I have not pulled my pud since the last day of April.
when did you lads grow out of atheism?
This is the average Briton
fascinating. keep us updated yeah?
satan isn't a weird red bloke with a tail, that's just what the mainstream has conditioned you to believe
it's a form of negative energy, a certain frequency of vibration and comes from the term saturn
speaking of big bollocks. what happened to giant bollock lad?
16
Never seen anyone who looks like that so I don't think so
Hes not real
>twitch
go away zoomie brit is a 28+ general
unrhyw Gymro i mewn? Rwy'n dirmygu'r cŵn moch saesneg
lol
Get it and you'll now about it.
ironically, automatically assuming that anyone that criticises you holds the opposite opinion is the same type of "wrongthink" that plagues the mainstream medium obsessed types
satan is an archetype
Eat something before you blow away
who is he?
lads
took some 4-fe0h-6HP and watched frozen with my niece
can't remember what happened
loooooool
positive and negative energy are perfectly balanced. fighting one way or the other is being part of the system. embrace the third way or be forever blind.
I'm 32 ya nonce
the sister
arrest the rorkes
Bro, just block them. Honestly.
ejecting a thunderous deluge of vile liquid shit
Lidl frozen section stocking XXL oven schnitzels again? Umm... hello? Peng department?
shes 27 next month so go eat a dick
>123198329
>NOOOOO don’t call me childish because I believe in Magic and can be persuaded to believe anything if an old man tells me a scary monster will kill me
>y-you’re the immature one for using basic logic!
Absolute state of cucks
*runs up behind you and performs the heimlich manoeuvre*
humans have always been controlled by people possessing negative energy
lynch the rorkes
sounds like it is in fact you who is a nonce
Caerdydd yma
makes it even worse you fucking sad act
get a life
not replying to the post directly is the biggest cope of all
Wonder if the government will give us free money when they announce the budget
you're still caught in duality. you are blind.
oh god the schizo is speaking in tongues again
>tfw my name literally means viriginity
>123198571
You don’t deserve a (You)
Desperately trying to find a woman to shag tomorrow. No luck thus far.
The Saxon cries out "muh Normans" as he strikes you
attraction to asian women is paedophilia
fuming that i'm back in toil yet more than half the company is still furloughed. i'm back because i'm the best at my role.
You named virgo?
it was HER TURN!!
>Crying soyboy.png
when are yanks going to be rangebanned and the fucking worthless, abhorrent posts they make removed from the archives
doesnt matter, if you were out with here and you were the same age, people would think shes your daught
this but unironically
there are two forms of energy and the two can't exist in harmony
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I read everywhere that english girl had low standard, wouldn't they settle with an ethnic like me ?
I'm 1m78 72kg, i look way better than most people in france and since in england people are even more out of shape i think girls can like me hairy med bull
why are there so many communist trannies?
shagging on a thursday? weird but okay
sad case
get a life
sorry i dont trust mainstream sources
Thursday and Friday are the only days the parents are out all day.
Comorbid mental illnesses.
sucking a digger
no, share a name with an ancient "god" that symbolises virginity
They're not communists
Transgenderism is promoted by the bourgeoisie to sterilise the working class and deny the capitalist oppression of women.
state of those frail arms
would smack the living shit out of you
this is most likely the priscilla paedo in another stage of his dementia
pay him no mind
the elite like to taunt us who are itk by revealing their plans in the mainstream media
mad that communism attracts transexuals and fascism attracts virgins. quite the the phenomenon indeed
going to go to bed early if i dont see a good post in the next 10 replies
*preemptively closes tab*
this girl that i shagged was british and had chinese ancestory was fully developed, had cracking chebs and cracking arse. honestly had the best arse ive ever shagged in a woman. i think any girls that go for those types of girls that are flat as an ironing board and skinny deserve to be called nonces though, because i am repulsed by them.
for me, it's got to be massive tits, like DD+ are perfect and make my dick like a rocket
Allah?
>178cm
What is that 5’9 XD
i only like the ones with massive tits
CK3
Poowillybumfart
Fried smegma chip butty
none if it can be trusted. i've been deep into my consciousness and know the truth
BRITISH CULTURE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
hey I need help with something
can you guys understand what I am saying while i'm singing here? thanks!
london paki tearing his hair out
>tfw 6'2
it's over...
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS
What's your biggest secret you'd be too embarrassed to admit irl
thanks for sharing mate, really some fascinating stuff, will be telling stories of this post years from now
All of this land is rightful WELSH territory.