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Average /brit/ poster edition

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The gf

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NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN THE ONE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IMPLANTED IN MY HEAD FROM A YOUNG AGE
YOU MUST BE MENTALLY ILL

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>girlwank
>it's an empowering and enlightening experience

>boywank
>he's a pathetic desperate insectoid even if he has a gf/wife/kids

found seen a satisfactory explanation for this

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For me, it's harder to get over girls you never ended up properly dating but felt like there was huge potential there
Either they bin you off just as you're falling for them or one of you is in a relationship
End up thinking 'what if' as opposed to 'been there done that'

my gf might be a fat northern brainlet ex-slag but at least she doesn't have an atrocious disgusting middle class accent

>123197768
you say this as someone who believes in a magic sky daddy because from a young age rapists told you if you didn’t give them money a scary demon monster would kill you
pathetic and low IQ

I need an English gf

Dire overplayed gimmick

how is stacey doing?

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no one cares
sod off

when did I ever say I believed in god?
I didn't, you're using a strawman because you have zero other arguments

this government is a fucking joke, befitting of a banana republic
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>So user you said you need an English gf?

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just got unbanned because apparently jannies dont like that rosie pic with the bare arse, anyway you lads watch moonlight on film4, great film

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>123197899
Oh i’m sorry so does the devil exist but god doesn’t
Pretty shit belief if that’s the case

sue

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for me it's front left

>Channel4News

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seething mainstream media consumer
go get your next fix of pop culture and take your good boy vaccine

I hate the wall so much. So cruel.

whatever happened to that lad who was drinking himself to death and had turned yellow?

2, 3, 1, 5, 4

Worse hairline than mine

>morrissey
oh dear this didnt age well

>constantly screeching about "the mark of the beast and selling your soul to satan"
care to explain?

You fuckin’ long hair
Living in your yellow submarine
Well you’re about to get sunk
By the right wing
Political machine

mad how whenever i enter a /brit/ thread there are about a dozen or so posts saying "why do i hear boss music" or words to that effect

want to tie her to a post and bash her spine with a mallet

flew to brixton and strangled tinytrip

chinese lads are cute

Second from the left for me

you have a very black and white way of thinking
a low IQ way of thinking as it were
just because I believe that there are different forms of energy in the universe (positive and negative) and that people can harness these energies in their bodies doesn't mean that I think that there is an old bearded bloke in the sky who controls everything

oh that reminds me the british slag thread on /s/

and the irish one

Only one seething is you pal
Literally don't even care about what you're ranting about

>123198062
>
Stop posting

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finally, clogwog is gone

based
burn it all down and start from scratch

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youtube.com/watch?v=UjJVLcLquic

My thoughts too, zero parliamentary process, if any person should be making announcements like that it's the monarch

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Haven't seen 190 in ages. Hope hes ok. I wonder what his mental health is like

I have experienced this, but it's a lot easier to get over with than when you were in a relationship.

This is your best LARP yet, 190. Bravo.

Because I am still sort of recovering from pancreatitis after being released from hospital on Monday.
Thing is, they didn't remove by gallbladder, which is full of stones so it's still possible one can block the duct and fuck me right up again

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>tfw no Czech police woman gf

>magic sky daddy

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you big bollock lad?

why do open chords make the hair on the back our necks stand on end lads

Just a reminder that all soyjak posts come under the definition of "This post is extremely low quality"
Do with that information as you will.

doubt it buster

Business idea; 4Channel News

Fucking hell I thought that baby's shirt said My Aunt is my Beef

>pancreatitis

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BRAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAAAAAT

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come on you know you would

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it's not painful but you never quite forget about them

Can i get a cute english gf with this body type since everyone skinnyfat/landwhale in england ?

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Managed to rewind a livestream on twitch yesterday on my phone. Not on the app, just the website. Held my hand like I was taking a screenshot and saw three black

want to lick her arsehole after shes done a poo

no
fob off

>5'8
IT'S OVER

arab/paki fuck off

Looks about 9 you nonce

>i can bead myte dyson

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No. But my bollocks are quite big right now as I have not pulled my pud since the last day of April.

when did you lads grow out of atheism?

This is the average Briton

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fascinating. keep us updated yeah?

satan isn't a weird red bloke with a tail, that's just what the mainstream has conditioned you to believe
it's a form of negative energy, a certain frequency of vibration and comes from the term saturn

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speaking of big bollocks. what happened to giant bollock lad?

16

Never seen anyone who looks like that so I don't think so

Hes not real

>twitch

go away zoomie brit is a 28+ general

unrhyw Gymro i mewn? Rwy'n dirmygu'r cŵn moch saesneg

lol
Get it and you'll now about it.

ironically, automatically assuming that anyone that criticises you holds the opposite opinion is the same type of "wrongthink" that plagues the mainstream medium obsessed types

satan is an archetype

Eat something before you blow away

who is he?

lads

took some 4-fe0h-6HP and watched frozen with my niece

can't remember what happened

loooooool

positive and negative energy are perfectly balanced. fighting one way or the other is being part of the system. embrace the third way or be forever blind.

I'm 32 ya nonce

the sister

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arrest the rorkes

Bro, just block them. Honestly.

ejecting a thunderous deluge of vile liquid shit

Lidl frozen section stocking XXL oven schnitzels again? Umm... hello? Peng department?

shes 27 next month so go eat a dick

>123198329
>NOOOOO don’t call me childish because I believe in Magic and can be persuaded to believe anything if an old man tells me a scary monster will kill me
>y-you’re the immature one for using basic logic!
Absolute state of cucks

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*runs up behind you and performs the heimlich manoeuvre*

humans have always been controlled by people possessing negative energy

lynch the rorkes

sounds like it is in fact you who is a nonce

Caerdydd yma

makes it even worse you fucking sad act
get a life

not replying to the post directly is the biggest cope of all

Wonder if the government will give us free money when they announce the budget

you're still caught in duality. you are blind.

oh god the schizo is speaking in tongues again

>tfw my name literally means viriginity

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>123198571
You don’t deserve a (You)

Desperately trying to find a woman to shag tomorrow. No luck thus far.

The Saxon cries out "muh Normans" as he strikes you

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attraction to asian women is paedophilia

fuming that i'm back in toil yet more than half the company is still furloughed. i'm back because i'm the best at my role.

You named virgo?

it was HER TURN!!

>Crying soyboy.png
when are yanks going to be rangebanned and the fucking worthless, abhorrent posts they make removed from the archives

doesnt matter, if you were out with here and you were the same age, people would think shes your daught

this but unironically

there are two forms of energy and the two can't exist in harmony
independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/brain-magnets-decrease-faith-in-god-religion-immigrants-a6695291.html

I read everywhere that english girl had low standard, wouldn't they settle with an ethnic like me ?

I'm 1m78 72kg, i look way better than most people in france and since in england people are even more out of shape i think girls can like me hairy med bull

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why are there so many communist trannies?

shagging on a thursday? weird but okay

sad case
get a life

sorry i dont trust mainstream sources

Thursday and Friday are the only days the parents are out all day.

Comorbid mental illnesses.

sucking a digger

no, share a name with an ancient "god" that symbolises virginity

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They're not communists
Transgenderism is promoted by the bourgeoisie to sterilise the working class and deny the capitalist oppression of women.

state of those frail arms
would smack the living shit out of you

this is most likely the priscilla paedo in another stage of his dementia
pay him no mind

the elite like to taunt us who are itk by revealing their plans in the mainstream media

mad that communism attracts transexuals and fascism attracts virgins. quite the the phenomenon indeed

going to go to bed early if i dont see a good post in the next 10 replies
*preemptively closes tab*

this girl that i shagged was british and had chinese ancestory was fully developed, had cracking chebs and cracking arse. honestly had the best arse ive ever shagged in a woman. i think any girls that go for those types of girls that are flat as an ironing board and skinny deserve to be called nonces though, because i am repulsed by them.

for me, it's got to be massive tits, like DD+ are perfect and make my dick like a rocket

Allah?

>178cm
What is that 5’9 XD

i only like the ones with massive tits

CK3

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Poowillybumfart
Fried smegma chip butty

none if it can be trusted. i've been deep into my consciousness and know the truth

BRITISH CULTURE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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hey I need help with something

can you guys understand what I am saying while i'm singing here? thanks!

twitter.com/rehventura/status/1260595047491350529

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london paki tearing his hair out

>tfw 6'2

it's over...

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS

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What's your biggest secret you'd be too embarrassed to admit irl

thanks for sharing mate, really some fascinating stuff, will be telling stories of this post years from now

All of this land is rightful WELSH territory.