Germany & Poland Alliance Thread!

Think about it. Together we'd be unstoppable. It would be literally the biggest FUCK YOU to Britain, France, all Med countries, the Balkans AND Russia.

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Basically equivalent to Russia annexing Belarus and calling it a "union"

>muttposting in broad daylight

Shartmerica was a mistake.

>togeher we'd be unstoppable.

But what will happen poles steal your cars?

>But what will happen poles steal your cars?

In an alliance, we'd steal other countries' cars together.

Add France and I'm ok with this. Also no-meme answer - we are not even half of your country's gdp. we'll always be inferior thus never partners but rather king and peasant relation. Anyway, I wish all Germans best of luck,.

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>we'll always be inferior thus never partners but rather king and peasant relation

No. I promise I will love you like a brother, little polebro.

Maybe, but when it comes to politics and economy we literally mean nothing. Ok, almost nothing just because of our geography and borders gifted by Stalin.

>we literally mean nothing.

You mean everything to me.

Its a bait? I dont have any problem with germany but i know one, they hate us. Sad. Goten tag from poland

>they hate us

You couldn't be more wrong. In fact, I think it's the other way around and it hurst so much.

Are there still a lot of Jews living in Poland?

Its really sad. The majority of people still remember WW2. But no one remember about Otton II and alliance between Germany & Poland.
I have root from Germany (My grandfather was soldier in wermaht, my grany was half-german blood. But my father didnt me your language. Sad.

>they hate us
this
westoids have an uncontrollable disgust against slavs, we see it everywhere

While hate is a too strong word, there are still mostly negative stereotypes and prejudices against Poles and Poland in Germany. I think there is no positive trait Germans could assign to Poles stereotypically.

>Are there still a lot of Jews living in Pola
Not really. Less than 1%.

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Only Western Poland should. Eastern can go to Ukraine and Belarus

This really feels like bait

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One day we'll drink a beer together, little polebro.
I don't think that is true.
Not really. There are so many Poles living here now. They are our co-workers, our uni mates, our sport partners, or friends, our boyfriends or girlfriends, our neighbors.
Why is the west better, in your opinion?
It worries me that you cannot fathom praise for your country from a German.

fortunately the number of jews is steadily growing, we need someone to create our intellectual elites after all

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I'm pretty sure most poles have trust issues when it comes to Germans

But it's nice you see us as neighbors, not as working class trash

>But it's nice you see us as neighbors, not as working class trash

You were working class trash - just like we were working class trash after WW2. And just like us, you seized the moment after the iron curtain fell, put in a lot of hard work, modernizing your country that was in ruins from communism in literally no time. You managed to shed every trace of communism, just like we managed to shed every trace of national socialism. Like us, you turned your economy around at a very high speed. You managed to do so while keeping corruption on a very low level - just like us.

There are so many parallels between Germany and Poland it really boggles the mind. On the outside, we are different countries -- on the inside we are siamese twins.

Get rid of them and I might consider liking Poland

Not him. Polish stereotypes are a thing of the past for the most part. Poles integrated so well there isn't any remarkable difference anymore. At best Poles are seen as honest and hard working people. And even this is only true of the Poles moved here recently. The Poles I went to school with all got a university degree and are becoming of the middle class.

those are some based jews
shame there arent more of them inside isreal

Huh, okay, I guess.

I apologize for this piece of shit.

I love you, im finally not the only one seeing so many similarities. Our countries should cooperate more and maybe unite one day.

>posted from Germany
>offers allience with ex Prussia
a real German would take what belonged to them not offer some retarded allience

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>I love you
Not if I love you first!
>Our countries should cooperate more and maybe unite one day.
Unfathomably based.

>Turkey flag
Heh

Cringe thread, I thought we were the biggest suck ups to Germans (Slovenians never count in this discussion)

I have very fond feelings towards Croatia and Slovenia too. And to Czechia.

That would be a cool fan fiction.
Get Austria and Hungary to join your coalition of classical music.

>Turkey
oof

Mozart was German, not Austrian.

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