/birt/

would murder a sausage bean and cheese melt right about now

didn't get the job
I've worked three years for Toilberg now (during summers) and I didn't get the job
they would've had to pay me higher celery due to that

I'm sad

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not if you become the murderer

190's been workshopping a new gimmick in the 'Cord and it's easily his best. Expect it to be debuted around 8pm tonight.

bet you're a melt yourself lad

lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Hf244LCkkLc

OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drill is the worst genre of music objectively

Literally just a bunch of black men from London talking over a beat about the people they've killed

Drill is the worst genre of music objectively

Literally just a bunch of black men from London talking over a beat about the people they've killed.

rip my lad

yeah?

Yeah by that time I'll have an irish passport so it'll be doable. Shame about all this corona though I will have to postpone for next year.

What did you do in Iraq? When you were in the car did you exchange inaudible small talk or just sit still until the destination? (I've been wondering about this one for a while)

Not sure I believe the lad in the other thread claiming he had his balls chopped off in Africa

why is modern music so terrible

PC gaming: mouse or PS4 controller?

its all quite shit isnt it

she wants a man who gunfingers police cars then runs off

Early 2000's Electronic is the best genre of music objectively

Literally just a bunch of absolute tracks about dancing the night away

youtube.com/watch?v=Hf244LCkkLc

will have my 'take your antidepressants and fuck off you useless no good loser' at the ready for 8pm lad cheers

Xbox 360 controller is the true chad choice

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Why not both

not taken any drugs in a week

being sober is so boring and shit honestly unfiltered brain reality is absolutely dire. Once lockdown ends I'm going to start taking heroin until I "accidentally" overdose

walked solo from London to Sydney (with ferries involved) with a stop over on Mount Everest

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having quite the comfy sunday myself

>he doesn't feel like the ultimate predator when he catches flies with his BARE HANDS
>he doesn't know how it feels like being fucking cesar when the fly prays for grace in his enclosed hands
>most of the time I let them die a quick and painless death by throwing them against a wall
>but sometimes I let them escape, it makes me feel powerful. The weak should fear the strong!

mouse and keyboard obviously

Jungle is massive

Anyone else order from the secret menu when at In N Out?

maybe they'll still accept me there's a slight chance because (not to be boastful) but I worked over hours always came to work on the dot was really invested in that job

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190 unironically gave me solid advice the other day

just whipped it to shit with a bathtowel

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My biggest complaint with TikTok is that girls tend to cut off at their waist so you can barely ever see their feet in the tiktoks, complete waste of time

You ever rip their wings off and eat it? It’s also very fun to burn them alive with a lighter

Gonna do a 6 months aid volunteering in Ireland next year

'ate sundays
simple as

I DONT WANT TO TOIL TOMORROW REEE REEE
WHY ISNT RENTBERG LETTING THE GOVERNMENT PAY MY WAGES
WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

>dubai

wonder how many poos have been taken on their chests

jungle is my sieve

Annoyed at myself for being an absolute fucking idiot again

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Booya booya

My last load was just now from a guy (age 19) I was talking to on Grindr. Neither of us can accommodate so we met on an path by a train track and went into the bushes. I sucked him off for a bit before he wanted to fuck me raw. A little bit of lube later and he rammed it in me. His cock had a nice amount of foreskin on it and was just under 7 inches. I could feel his dick hitting the end of my rectum but i powered through even though it hurt slightly. He called me good boy all the way through. Sadly I couldn't tell when he came; he just kinda slipped out and said he came in me. Put my hand to my ass and could feel the mess he'd made. We both parted ways and I went home to jack off using the stuff from creamed ass as lube.

I thought it was illegal to show that much skin in Dubai

>WUR CHESTER SHYRE SAUSE

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mouse and keyboard for anything that isn't a driving game

peng birds but wouldn't go for a holiday in dubai

Where

>What did you do in Iraq?
There's a lot of cool stuff to see, especially in Erbil, Dohuk, Amedi, Alqosh and Rawandiz
Sulaymaniyah has an American university so you can find English speakers there easier I personally spent a few days hanging out with some students

>did you exchange inaudible small talk or just sit still until the destination?
It depends, you'll get people who speak zero works and are just happy to give you a lift in silence, some people speak a bit of English in which case small talk works, mainly they're just happy to see people visiting their country
Met a surprising number of people who lived in the UK during Saddam's reign and moved back since and had some really interesting conversations with them

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sniffing some poo

No because I'm a fair emperor. Unessecairy violence is against my principles.

>he doesn't know
oh my days

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what did you do?

>Britain sent its prisoners to Australia

What was supposed to be the punishment again?

All Frenchmen must die

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the emu's

beautiful brave just want love like everyone else etc

do americans really

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the punishment wasn't important, just wanted them to fuck off

what's this

kinda hot ngl
youtube.com/watch?v=7vzJ0yKwI1M

youtube.com/watch?v=BR-csWS1bcM
Any more related to this?

Would invest in this

What are your thoughts on Caribbean-British people?

good footballers

impeccable tune

youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5D2_XNSw

No such thing.

screenshots, articles and anecdotes supporting the theory that a lot of these instagram thots who travel the world doing nothing do so because they are often solicited by rich arab sheikhs who fly them out to the middle east for weird sexual shit then pay them in cash and send them home after having signed NDAs

Maybe you should just grow taller to get that high celery haha (haha)

what is this site lmao

Do you know how many Caribbean people live in Britain? A lot. I’m not saying they’re ethnically British, buts that’s the correct term. You can stop your desperate arselicking for literally one thread, won’t you Bruce?