/brit/

>Cool runnings

kino

Why is my skin so dry? I put on moisturiser after the shower but I just saw myself in the mirror and my face was covered in dead skin

>bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-52696833
>China’s Ambassador to Israel, Du Wei, has been found dead in his apartment north of Tel Aviv, an Israeli official told BBC News.

>The official said Israeli police had launched an investigation but initial findings suggested no foul play.

>Mr Du, 57, was only appointed ambassador in February having previously served as envoy to Ukraine.

>Israel's Channel 12 TV, quoting unnamed medical sources, said initial indications were that Mr Du had died in his sleep of natural causes.

ah yes dying in your sleep at 57, normal and natural if you ask me

123404122
actual nonce cope

Really wish trannies, fags, nonwhite people, and all of the other universal undesirables would just fuck off and leave us alone, let them form their own state or something just get them out of my sight and away from me. Why do they have to ruin everything that is good

there are literally no koreans in this country

all we have are chinks and SEAs

>That filename

Need to warn you about this

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just went to starbucks

The poor little fella never stood a chance

What the fuck. Skinny ugly runt at my retail toil has a fucking worldie gf just seen it on Facebook

nothing to see here
move along
t. mossad

He's a paki with incestuous pedophilic fantasies, who has been given court orders for secretly filming women poo and for secretly pissing in people's drinks

I feel the same about yanks

I would put a glass bottle into the whole and smash it.

>successful
By what metric?

The glory days of British slags

Why are yanks like this.

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Thanks for the heads up

for some reason it didn't appeal to me when it came out but luckily I got it for free a year later

erm no, there's NO proof that ANY of that even happened, you will STOP slandering her and START RESPECTING HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> 123404122
‘

We have old Cantonese communities, and more recently SEA communities and Mainland Chinese students.
But there's no Koreans or Japs in the UK.

Whiter than (you)

What did (((they))) mean by this?

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deary me

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Fuck off out our general then JF freak

This shirt moves hard

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*copies the image with the exact same filename and posts it elsewhere*
see how easily the system falls apart?

well?

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>They can have you fired from work, blacklisted from employment, cause you to lose your student grants or expelled from school
L M A O
Imagine being a countryman. Fuck me you people are completely and thoroughly weak without a shred of independence.

That's a man.

she has a great job that she loves, she has lots of freinds, she makes more than most posters here on an onlyfans and she was just about to move out up until the pandemic

Clingy girl I’m seeing literally cannot let herself not be with me for one day, I can’t just have a day alone to myself without her literally crying and drinking a shit ton because of it

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*pants*

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I guess you can say he never found... du wei

Well then lads? For me, it's D-C-C.

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I don't get it.
So you're by opening that image companies log that I've viewed it?

It doesn’t even fit you, try two sizes down

started watching the crown lads
quite good, george seems like he was a sound fella

Almost had a spastic fit
couldn't find /brit/ in the catalog
realised when ctrl and f that I was looking for /brot/ instead
haha

>browsing sexworker twitter and laughing at how most of them are munters or photoshopped or just freakish bimbos with bpd
ah, a fellow man of taste

Rorke taking his missus for a fancy meal in Lidl

why is you can have sex at 16 but to do porn you need to be 18?

ACC

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ccc

He earns like 17k at a call centre at 30 years old

It's good

You unironically look like a boomer off to the kareoke night at a pub in a seaside town

Would say the majority of posts in this edition belong on Zig Forums rather than Zig Forums

>even being able to lose your job
LMAOing hard at your life if you don’t make a living by doing trade cashies. Absolute simpletons

didn’t know they had a restaurant in lidl

no lol he's a conspiracy mong
it's literally just a filename

never met a korean in my life i live in a multiculti area only filipinos, viets, thais, and chinese

fuck that shit lad get out of there

CBA (not literally)

alri

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I was a little sceptical before release but after coming home from school I played it non-stop all weekend.
It's honestly my favourite game ever made, I doubt anything will ever surpass it.

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cca

t. Brainlet neek

If you weren't anonymous and lived in the UK you could go to prison for making such public threats to sexually assault minorities

BCC
BIG CVLTIC COCK

BCC is what I have and coincidentally also the perfect cock according to women

For me? It's owls

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leftypol blindly believing everything the mainstream tells him

my favourite films are the ones where there's a deranged psycho on the loose but said psycho is well-written enough that you like him more than the protagonist

and she has an onlyfans with 135 subscribers paying $10/month

E-E-B

have to shag upside down

I should write a report till today evening. If I miss this deadline it in time all the stuff I did for the course this semester will be for nothing. I still can't find the motivation to do it...

Where's the option for not having a cock?

rightypol bilndly believing everything gunfreezone.blogspot tells him

12 inch E, A or E depending on my mood and a D

lmao god I'm so glad I wasn't born 10 years earlier
reckon someone like me would fall prey to the transgender bollocks
I mean, low self esteem? short? skinny? ugly effeminate face? christ I'd be a prime target for that shit

I hate to admit it but I would actually genuinely feel bad if I just ghosted her, she’s nice but her emotional state is just being fucked

Why are scouse such pigs

When Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess of Kingston, attended a fancy dress bash topless, George II asked if he could touch her bare bosom. Elizabeth took his hand and purred, "I can put it on a far softer place."

She then laid the king’s hand on his own head.

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Pinterest eezy chair idea

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but saying the same about pedos is totally fine right??

like your flag, it will be a big plus in your grade

What does owl shit look like?

can't believe that paki tranny freak is getting money from onlyfans

The snooker hall is opened again lads. Will be going tomorrow.

Feel like the quality of this thread is closer to what you would find on stormfront than to how Zig Forums used to be like...

AAA

>mutilated
>perfect

yes you actual nonce
you should be strung up

Brazen as they come

Kill yourself unwanted paki scum

No things like iphones have a unique identifier attached to them. When you post images and stuff these files have this identifier embedded in them which is then attached to you apple id or whatever attached to your real name

Pedophiles should be tortured to death, extremely painfully and extremely slowly over many months/ years.

Is your dick now in some african tribemans shrine?
You know like the native amircans collect skull skin.

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

he's not though

would give my right leg for a RDR remaster on next gen

gchq glowie

Based?

wonder how well a mid-90's clarkson would do in the shaggers market

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Connected with a married dude on doublelist. He had me go to a public restroom, get in the handicapped stall, blindfold myself and handcuff myself to the rails. I held the stall door shut with my foot until he got there and gave the agreed upon knock. I let him in and he proceeded to pull my head down on his cock and fuck my throat good and hard. He finished me off with a piss load down my throat, spit in my face, and took off. I sat there on the toilet, cuffed up still, and let out a long, submissive piss of my own into the bowl.

Zig Forums raided stormfront, stormfront had the last laugh

Imagine being so corrupted by the world it has driven you to hate yourself

hello newfag

Banned from /cric/ so going to shitpost here for a while

Why does deano like django unchained so much?

transpeople have always existed throughout history, it's just now they can come out freely and be their desired gender

IT’S BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CEREAL MERCHANT

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paedos are just mentally ill
need to give them a good dose of antipsychotics

(X)

lmao girls love cut cocks bro what are you on about? the average girl thinks a cut cock looks more aesthetic

Why don't we have bidets in this country? Wipe my arse carefully after every shit, but I still get little clumps of shit caught in my arse hair

fair enough lad but it's still probably not a good idea to proceed
in any case, do what you think is right, i'm just an internet stranger

Haha

fuck off yank

Wouldn’t be throwing the word neek about when you’re standing in your nans living room taking selfies of baggy clothes bought from a charity shop

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARRRRR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERRR

more like a good dose of lead to the cranium

And fatter

whats some good work if you can get it?

They’re called scalps and it’s a cultural treasure you philistine

The jan-man in /cric/ is a bloody nonce desu, he's given me a couple of pointless warnings too

where you getting all these cuck tales from?

CCA

not really
you're conflating historical crossdressing with all modern transgender people
not only is that stupid, you're also being transphobic and also weirdly coping at the same time

*blocks your path
What would you do?

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

you fasting bro?

Cashies, always cashies, see if Michael the Pichael can hook you up

call the rozzers

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Mossad currently ddosing davidicke.com/

stubborn british attitude and refusal to change for the better, been the same story for millenia

Railway signaler

*Uses magic*

Good thing I've never owned an apple product

Might give Tinder a go lads. See if anyone will fug me.

Nothing wrong with this.

Clearly your first day pal. I posted here before you could wipe your own arse.

what films are required viewing for /brit/ lads?
i'd say withnail and i