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'rgin

5 ft 8 is the quintessential annoying cocky cunt with a girlfriend height
5 ft 10 is the quintessential incel height

Mikey being based as always

Secure Yessss secure

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because you don't want them to

I know a 6'2 incel
he's nice but a bit weird
and might be gay
in that sort of manchild way

anyone ever wank to the hookers in gta4, bust my first nut into a bog roll tube at age 11 to that

WE DON'T NEED ANYONE
WE'RE HOLDING ON
WE'RE HOLDING ON

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George RR Martin is going to die before he finishes A Song of Ice and Fire

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disturbingly true

Kek this was me until I was 21

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Yeah, to be fair its a very unsettling documentary. I can see why it was so contentiously received on its release, some real savagery in it. Leaves you with very conflicted feelings about both colonialism and African nationalist movements.

does listening to The Lost Prophets make me a nonce?

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Low key actually quite based

didnt ask the first time tosser

and that's a good thing

This is fake right?

for the lads that didnt get it
i thought he was a bigger lad 2bh

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So true

ask me if i care

can't understand a word of what mikey has to say thanks to his dog shit microphone and his dog shit accent

Supporting anything that comes out of Wales makes you irredeemable

lol
reminds me of this histrionic girl at toil who'd always be talking about her tattoos and she said she had one under her tits and I just said "oh what does it look like" and she nonchalantly showed me a pic with the bottom of her tits clearly in view

had a wank to that in the evening haha

yes, like how listening to wagner makes you a nazi

i once wanked into a toilet roll to the gta 4 prostitutes

>height 5'8
>weight 99kg
Unit.

I’ve been looking for something for my first post lockdown night out for a while and think I’m gonna cop this

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Yes

wasn't he in some rap music video?

would love to spark you out

you lot are boring me now, off to Zig Forums

Stop pretending like you actually read books to look smart, it is actually pathetic

Love cricket
Hate football

LITTLE IRISH FELLA

fuck it lads, i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna install tinder

must be lots of horny birds out there right?

If that lostprophets nonce was sent to an American prison he’d have been murdered day 1 and that’s a good thing

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All women whove slept with more than one man are used goods

been playin a lot of the sims 3

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looks like he's been cleft in twain

nonce - cricket
poofter - football
rugby - top shagger

Makes you appreciate the efforts of all the white mercenary armies more

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WHY IS MY FUCKING DINNER STILL SO FUCKING BOILING HOT I'M HUNGRY FFS

you could try

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sue

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dog: me
hitler: hitler

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are you talking into a pillow?

lads, what do you think about jonathan ross' daughters?

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Oh I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear...

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why are the young english males so obsessed with haircuts and clothes these days

fat mingers