Please come to italy on vacation this summer...

Please come to italy on vacation this summer, prices will be cheaper and there won't be hordes of tourists in every city like usual.

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only if there'll be tall terronas there

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>tall terronas
What about unicorns

man I've been to Venice like five times in winter and it's fucking magical every time. shame about the cruise ships and tourists tho

They are indeed very short on average, but you can still find some tall ones

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Visiting Italy a few months after all of Europe watched it become the epicenter of our Corona epidemic is just strange. I know realistically it's everywhere and on its way out in Italy but still its just plain retarded

>*cough* Great idea, *cough* bro! I'm gonna *cough* buy my tickets *cough* right now!

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What's the easiest city to bang Italian girls as an ALBANIAN man? I'm thinking Milano or Firenze. It seems like terroni don't put out as much

No thanks, I don't want to get raped by migrants and rapefugees because the police is quarantining.

In Bologna women exclusively have sex with Albanian and African men.

i think this girl is Italian
and she is cute
if they're all like her i will come to your country

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i wanna go to rome
when are you opening up?

no, average italiano is like mario with tits.

mamma mia
that is unfortunate

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Albanian are more hated than blacks
Literally everything think you are all shit.

Ps: there is an Albanian posting another Italian flag on Zig Forums

I've been to Italy so your internet seething won't phase me, now I'm coming back for round two to black your women ruthlessly

I assume that by now, you guys hate German tourists
Germans on vacation are not the same like Germans on the job

LOL, no fuck the tourists

seething white boi
your women seem to think different

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Zig Forums autism aside user I doubt tourists were ever hated here
Right now hotel and restaurant owners would probably worship the ground you walk on since they're going bankrupt

No italian girls are pretty average and usually not that skinny

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German tourists don't create problems, they usually stay in their groups. The only people that dislike them are other italian tourists going to the same places

O yeah you clearly know italy, right Chang?

Would have sex with all of them if I could

for me, the one in the red shirt in the middle

>bottom middle Stacy mogging and imposing her positional rule on the hierarchy
Whew

My family and friends are renting a villa near Florance. So I hope we can go

Weirdo

Right of stacy is cuter

From Germany to Turkey

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>renting

Getting jewed this hard

Back left: the pariahs
Back right: good students
Front: high ranking socialites

Stacy is on the left

i would fuck all of them desu, italian sounds beautiful so it ups their rating

local pizzas would definitely throw eggs to asian tourists with anger so no i won't visit italy 4ever

t. corochinois

thats a tranny
Stacy is either right or left of her

>frogs and europoors can't tell japs and chinks apart
LOL

If she were high status she wouldn't have been relegated to the side. Probably repeating student/coatta/fucked someone's bf and exiled from the group

I cant come this summer but in 3 years or so after I get my first college degree and learn italian, I'll make an attempt to study there if you dont mind pastabro

literally nobody can tell you guys apart if you don't speak

The two in the center are cute! The red shirt and the blonde below her.
They have cute smiles.

That's the joke
Are you autistic?

No, she's probably dating someone ten years older so she doesn't hang out much with the other girls. She's too mature for high school

if you can tell us apart by our language, then you're a weeb

the terrona on the far right has potential if she lost weight

Fair enough, sort of what I meant by coatta

There's a qt hidden behind the fat