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Remember the official /brit/ manifesto lads

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the first 3 harry potters movies are vastly superior to the lotr trilogy

both are shit

Never watched the harry potter movies as I'm neither soy nor a woman

There's no such thing as an official /brit/ opinion, we're not a hivemind you rorke NPC freak.

>HS3
Ah yes now we can get London to Edinburgh 15 minutes faster for the reasonable sum of 200 billion

You ever notice that the creator of evil in practically all religions was a f*male? Wonder why that was...

mohammed

If i has s family member who converted to Islam I’d never speak to them again

defeated guardian ape tonight, and for extra punishment then went to the depths to defeat him again x2
was really quite awful dont think i enjoyed any part of it yet kept attempting until it was complete

>death penalty for serial killers
plenty of them around
>increase vat to 25
just gonna shift the tax burden more onto the working class, pretty shitty ngl
everything else sounds good

How the hell do you have anal without the lad shitting all over your dick?

Is he just supposed to do enemas all day?

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Where should I start with getting into Buddhist religious texts? Any lads help me out?

you've clearly never used the east coast mainline before

the paki shop

benders love getting poo all over their willies and they love the pungent smell of it during the act
they are truly fucked in the head

let's tune in to American TV

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Would like to get into shrimp farming lads like in the video here. Reckon it would be just the life for me tending to my herds of shrimp and herding them to market on sundays with my faithful shrimp dog. I'd raise the finest shrimp and win first prize and the country fair for my humorously named prize bull shrimp

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Hahahaha

>tf
>tp
cant sorry lad

One enema taking about 5 minutes out your day, or just don't have a shit diet. Isn't hard.

Like films of the 20th century where the criminal actually lost to the boring married man in the end (the River Wild, Dead Calm)

doing a poo

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look like a bloke to me

british programing isnt any better, theres literally 4 20 somethings recorded live from their front cameras talking about celebrity tripe on channel 4

Mental how those freaks actually expect people to believe they're w*men.

Alri Emma.

ivanka before her full face plastic surgery looked so fucking grim (but human) now she looks like a soulless alien
probably has mental issues from having had her daddy's willy inside her

read Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse

Where did it go so horribly wrong

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spotted the arse bandit

post your computer setups lads

i dont see what was soy about the reaction to the father being accused of raping his daughter, care to explain bruce

>having had her daddy's willy inside her
are you having a giggle?

ok cloggy

The Wachowskis - who wrote and directed The Matrix, Cloud Atlas, and V for Vendetta - are trannies.

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>39
>le ebin video games xddd
That's one of the most so things there is.

state

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>the people who wrote v for vendetta are trannies
knew, it proper shit, pretentious film

Yeah, problem with that pal?

What do you want the future of this country to be? Personally i want all foreigners out and their women as sex slaves.

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being furloughed is turning me into a right mong
had all but given up video games, now I’m spending about 8 hours a day on them

50 years ago fathers played with their children, puzzles, jigsaws, lego, watching sports with their sons. Its just a newer medium

has anyone got the post about how it was some freakish dominatrix fetish shit that got them into it?

I post from this

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Personally I want all women out and all foreigners as sex slaves.

mine never did

wheres he flying to

just a bit gay innit

completely disconnected from reality to be honest lads, still have my job working from home. Forgot people are on the verge of homelessness haha

arrest the rorkes then watch the utopia that blossoms after

more money from the dole office
diazepam in aldi

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is this even a bad thing for females
theyre default mentally fucked and most women regularly have sex with horses and dogs from a young age
wanting to fuck their father is probably one of the most common female fantasies judging from all the "daddy" shit in porn and real life

Dislike all the Wachowski films except for Cloud Atlas. Which is a masterpiece and one of the best films of the century

I remember when I was younger and my dad wanted to join me on the ol' video games, he couldn't figure out the controls at all and never tried again. Appreciated him trying though desu.

wonder what's going to happen when people can be evicted again

cringe

your mum’s gaff

deep down I think rorke is right, but I have too many minority mates to be fully buy into it

>most women regularly have sex with horses and dogs from a young age
This is your brain on Zig Forums

LIke this choon

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leftypol projecting his noncery again

i dunno she looks weird in both pics

>In the almost 20 years since, Mr Trump has called his eldest daughter “voluptuous” and has described her as a "piece of ass”. He has said that if she wasn’t his daughter, “perhaps I'd be dating her”.

Only white women do that let's be fair

How big is donalds willy? I imagine its probably to girthy for her.

ARREST THE FUCKING RORKES
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

a lot of minorities actually subscribe to most of rorke's core principals but just their own versions of them

Read through chat logs with my ex and realised I'm a horrible abusive cunt, got a bit of a temper me. Really miss her she left me lads

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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Probably nothing. In April in the US, 60% of all renters never paid their rent. Nothing they can do about it

baist

remember trying to show my grandad how to play secret weapons over normany because he loved spitfires and he was just baffled by it

want to be able to buy 1p-lsd and other synthetic drugs as easy as buying off amazon again
fuck treza may

Melania went full reptillian tho

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Do you lads think, if you try hard enough, you can achieve anything?

incels know women better than anyone else

its genuinely mad but its true
take the dogpill

leftypol talking about his nonce fantasies again

is the entirety of twin peaks just the "daughter" copypasta in tv show format?

remember when the democrats pushed russiagate for 3 years and have absolutely nothing to show for

She was so peng, why?

>Her breasts were small but perky, they pushed against her bra requesting to be let loose. When I granted their request I was rewarded with a beautiful sight. They were firmer than I'd hoped and as perky as I'd imagined. They were also covered in a lusciously patterned soft fur and they'd obviously been to a groomer recently. When I reached out to caress her breasts, they bit down on my hand and shook it vigorously until I offered each a small sausage. She was truly a unique goddess.

Do not like Dua Lipa's blonde hair

Most kids were raised by their parents, I was left to play on the PS1 all day from the ages of about 3 - 10, and then on the PS2 all day from the ages of about 10 - 16

ARREST THEM
ARREST THEM
ARREST THE RORKES
QUICK

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Bluthing blis blimpossible

>6'8
IT'S OVER

Yeah but working hard isnt enough to achieve what you want, you have to learn how to handle the setbacks

I agree
we can't be having independent thought
we need everybody to follow the mainstream agenda

yeah
wot
just having a go innit
taking a punt
yeah
boy better know
swear down
its a ting
senpai
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhhhhhhhhhh

yeahhhh i hate blankets
nahhhhh i like duvets
yeahhhh i love duvets
nahhhhh theyre not quilts

yeahhhh i go mental
nahhhhh not accidental

yeahhhh i get free dental
nahhhhh do not go gentle

yeahhhh i rated the Vandals
nahhhhh but i dont rate lentils

yeahhhh thats just me
act like a wasteman thats just me
sex any girl yeah thats just me
lips any girl yeah thats just me

nahhhhh dont drive a bentle
yeahhhh this ones a rental

blair? hes a prick mate
brown? hes got no dick mate
dave? he makes me sick mate
may? you're taking the mick mate

i love shooting guns, and
i really dont rate the huns, and
i dont rate hot cross buns, but
i rate my own bad puns, and

i prey on single mums, and
leave them with some more sons, and
milk dont give me the runs, and
ive been with several nuns, and

i like to have my funs, but
i dont like to read the Suns, and
when maisie mashed both me plums, i just
couldnt stop with the cums (keyboard orgasm noise)

make daily a hundred thous(and)
once fucked a filthy laot(ian)
my tongue makes the songbirds loud(en)
till in their secretions im drown(ing)

when i meet their mums i get frown(ing)
when i go on the chon im clown(ing)
shit myself and see the bum brown(ing)
off the walls i bounce after down(ing)

just a single pint or 2
im only wee so it soaks right through
im a lightweight but ill still fight you
cos i might be little but i know kung fu

*batters the mic with my guandao until recording stops*

The call comes to all

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yeah?

>5'9
CALL IT

nonce

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>7'8
i can make it lads

Do normans still rule this country? Who is the aristocracy now? And is there still a divide between if the english own the land?

If she was born after 1980 your a nonce for being attracted to her. Simple as.

>6’0
JUST MADE IT

fuck up rorke
get in prison

look like a baller p's n that

>8'8
OH NO NO STOP IT

do you think the crewmates bone on the space station? you gotta be horny, being there for 6 months. i bet the male crewmates wank into the lavatory at night

>5'10
WE CAME SO FAR

>LAND
ROVER

Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you can't stop thinking of her
By all means, you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself

Thoughts on right wing trannies? Trannies that agree with rorke (on all issues apart from killing trannies of course)?

imagine trying to clean up afterwards with your jizz just floating about in the air everywhere

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This but unironically

post cuties

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they'll be the first rorkes locked up

>right wing trannies
cringe as fuck

not a true lad if you don’t rate the streets
simple as

And I'm like, honestly it's not like that
Your actin' like I'm prancing like a sap jumpin' when she clap's and that

Looks like we got a student in

Running for the SU lad?

Muh biggest political party in Europe

Le just tax the rich people outlandish rates, they won't just up sticks and move or anything

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i think original ivanka just didn't know about makeup or styling

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they're just looking for attention

Love latinas lad

nah mate the tube they piss into is vacuum powered so that doesnt happen. im willing to bet money at least one astrnoaut tried to do it

same
love big booty ones

Peng in both, I'd shag her even if she was my daughter.

Jagged little pill is a goat album but fucking hell imagine your career peaking at 19 and also imagine looking 30 when you're 19

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this is current setup. best bang for buck cpu I've ever purchased

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the only thing you'll be locking up is your willard in a cock cage

mommy?

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>Le just tax the rich people outlandish rates, they won't just up sticks and move or anything
leftypol won’t like this when he sees it, not on but

HOLD IT DOWN BOY
YOUR HEADS GETTING BLURRED

Need unrestricted immigration from south america

VERY disrespectful

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reminds me of my ex haha

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do you reckon she lets barron suckle on thosse

Temporarily embarassed millionaire detected

muh jawbs
muh economy

for as long as there is a population, there will be a market. Imagine being so naive you actually think businesses would move away for paying a little bit more in tax. See: HSBC after the brexit vote.
>we'll move to Singapore or Hong Kong you'll see!!

Imagine being memed so hard by rap "music" that you throw away millions of years of evolution because you think some whore's anus is attractive.

They should be locked up in chains for lonely lads like me to bum. Simple as

>/brit/ manifesto
>doesn't say anything about the City of London

hmmmm

fuck off with your sick little fantasies rorke

the only thing little here is your willy leftypol

kissing is about as evolutionarily logical as anal sex

don't like her saggy tits or flat arse much neither

>the beatles broke up before any of them hit 30
mental stuff

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Based except it would be better if they were in loving relationships with us and not sex slaves.

I don't get how she's still single

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she had a nose job didn't she?

sick little freak

what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?

is that what you call it?

Other primates kiss.

do kids actually think this is edgy still?

probably a larping liberal teenager

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business idea: a "blind" dating app where there are no pictures

would rather they all fuck off instead of them being here property as investment and fucking up the housing market.

She has what is called kuk-sugar-mun in swedish

He doesn't fuck he only cooms

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baffling post

TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES

Solo was better.

mental that all these bints date white blokes

The alpha rorkes get the fit right wing trannies with intact cocks
The lower ranking runt rorkes get the fit right wing trannies that lopped their nobs off
All ugly trannies will go straight to the incinerator.

an

he looks like a white convert to islam