Ok so it is a well established fact that Australian people ride kangaroos to school, work etc...

>or just eat him if he didn't look like he would survive.
Do they really

resemblance with the chicken legged top heavy dudes I see all the time is a bit uncanny

When I was a kid if we hit one we would take it home and butcher it because they are delicious... This was living in bumfuck no where tho

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kangaroos are literally our equivalent of deer, it isn't taboo to eat them, you can buy their meat at supermarkets since kangaroos have to be routinely culled

hardly different than a burger doing the same with a d*Er. although the scenario is less likely because it seems deer trot away from any impact unless you're driving fast enough to obliterate the car and they also weigh a lot more. id try some kangaroo

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Look at the nuts on that one

Surely you would be able to find it somewhere in the states? In saying that, I would love to try some deer.

Actually horrifying.

deer are extremely common here but you never hear a story like that. it's either pic related or they scurry away from the collision leaving a decent dent in your car.
deer tastes great I especially like venison jerky

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looks like it will fuck you up

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Kangaroo meat is a cheaper, tastier, healthier and more environmentally friendly alternative to beef. The only shameful thing is that we don't eat more of it.

When I try to read your post you turn into a pom so whose larping now m8?

EMU WAAARRR

>Australia will never be as interesting as foreigners make it out to be

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Speak for yourself, I live in a wombat hole and can summon kookaburras to deliver me stubbies from the BWS

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Dead ones are the best.

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Well mate it all depends on your age.
The little ankle biters typically will ride a wallaby until they reach around the age of 16. Once 16 they will usually have to get a kangaroo license in order to ride one, a teenagers first roo is typically an eastern grey.
Once you reach the age of 18 you're allowed to ride the Red Kangaroo after getting a new license.

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