/canzuk/ = /brit/ + /leaf/ + /ausnz/

>Furthermore, the report also suggested a CANZUK integrated diplomacy approach that would see the shared use of Britain’s permanent seat at the UN Security Council. This proposal was also supported by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson who stressed the need to strengthen Britain’s relations with the Anglosphere after Brexit.
The lads.

fuck scomo
turnbull for life

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Dominic Raab's already come here once to begin the trade deal negotiations
the boys are on

dont believe everything you read online
liz only showed up for 2 prime ministers' funerals: churchill's and thatcher's. that says something more than any tabloid gossip ever will. i reckon she respected maggie.

I wish I was omnipotent so I could burn this image into the mind of every sentient being in the universe.

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For me it's Abbott and his 23 seconds of silence
youtube.com/watch?v=O9A3JSd-8Xg

Official /brit/ artwork as done by me

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Thatcher and Churchill were the only ones to get state funerals

BOTHER ME TELL ME AWFUL THINGS
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT

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got told to "have sex" every day by fucking cunts on Zig Forums so i decided to have sex and the fucking bitch laughed at my cock because it was small
i had sex and it was TERRIBLE. stop giving this dumb advice it's not worth it

Are Tony was unironically based. Miss him.

three very different fellas
all leading the same party

For me it's Hawke.
youtube.com/watch?v=o6S0hTZr-TM

Outside of certain male social circles the concept of "respect" is redundant, or at the very least, nonequivalent.

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Does Emmett still post here? Haven’t seen him have any meltdowns in for ages

i'd like to stab you in the throat

Is there an opposite of gay conversion therapy where I can make myself bent?

It was against protocol for a monarch to attend a PM funeral until the 60s

Good lad
Love are Hawkie
Also that funeral rendition of Land Down Under was based

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Sissy hypno
Those splitscreen threads on /gif/ (it’s literally classical conditioning)

lil peep was a soul too pure for this world

why would you want to make yourself bent

got high, started pan frying bread with butter, mummer yelled at me for making the kitchen smell like burnt butter.

>tfw twin brother was stillborn
>tfw I wasn't

yer supposed to cook stuff in the butter

adaptation to the modern world boomer
being bent = $$$

Sick and tired of f*moids and their bullshit.

Why is it pathetic middle class white boy losers who are always online whining how oppressed they are and how unfair society is to them?
You got easy mode handed to you on a plate.
You yourselves go online and promote violence against non-whites and trans people.

When was the last time you got beat up, spat on, or called a subhuman in public? Never.
Yet this is the reality of life for trans people, actual real oppression they face in the real world. Something you've never actually experienced.
And you are reinforcing it. Think about that.

far out lad

BREAKNIG
WORLD'S STRONGEST ENGLISHMAN THWARTS ATTEMPT BY HUN TO CHEAT HIM OF TITLE
youtube.com/watch?v=_U1_xMt6I0Q
"When I achieved my dream of winning the World's Strongest Man title three years ago, I couldn't wait to get back to Britain..." - Eddie 'THE BEAST' Hall

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Sad stuff.
Wonder what it's like to be an identical twin.

netflix crime documentaries are so shit change their angle every episode can just picture the mong target audience going “no way!” any time a new piece of evidence is brought in

middle class white boys aren’t rorke, they’re a special retarded breed of centrists called Liberals

He's a big boy.

Anyone else get really big spots on their nose?

Yeah I saw this too but you need to shut the fuck up and cool it with the caps lock bud

/brit/ found the online reply slip for invitations to his sister's wedding.
And they used it to send her loads of racist, sick and offensive messages.
He's not really been here much since.
Even at the time I said /brit/ was going too far and overstepping the line but the fuckheads didn't listen.

they’re all cash grabs
they wait for something to become borderline socially acceptable so they can shit out a million documentaries about it
see: gay rights, weed, psychedelics

Used to.

Post this in r/bigbrain Mr. Detective

missus has one
apparently it's pretty common for one to be moe outgoing / extroverted than the other which they develop bouncing off eachother in childhood
missus is quite more introverted than her sister who's an instagram model and that even though they look the same

90% of the right wing Zig Forums freaks here are soft little middle class white boys who think they've had life harder than anyone else

didn’t see the crime part sorry ahahaha x

this is what guardian ape does to a lad
youtube.com/watch?v=Mo_TQ6bhS8M

the mccan one was particularly shit why even produce the documentary if you’re not going to come up with something interesting to say or do any investigation of your own

That’s right. Apologise like the overly courteous dirt grub you are. You aren’t worth the shit on the heel of my shoe fat boy.

Alright jay you're fucking a replica of a model but without the implied whoreness. Yeah, alright jay

imagine if you were fat and had a normal identical twin and were forced to look at skinny you every day hahahaha

1v1
choose your fighter

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*punches you in the head*

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I didn't say that, her sister's been with the same bloke since they were in school

Aussies are full of shit all day every time every minute every hour every second of their lives

I’ll take the Reichsadler

STOP WITH THE CRINGY CANZUK LARP.
It'll never happen. It's just an imperialist delusion. Nationalist delusion.

How often do you imagine having threesomes with them both.

mate one punch attacks are no joke
they killed sydney's nightlife for like 5 years

>5'8
IT'S OVER

>Steven O’Brien
Irishmen love to kill each other, don’t you know? I thought you knew...

>I’ll take the Reichsadler

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reckon britain could adjust to a gun culture extremely easily if they became easily legal here- this country is full of the crowds of middle aged dads who already love cars, trains and military history who would just as easily get an obsession with guns.

why are f*reigners so frail and weak

never lol
what would I have to gain by lying on an anonymous imageboard, quite frankly I believe aussie posters' stories about their lives more at face value than others because I know what we're like

Corrr what a slick dude

our middle aged population is worryingly yank like

imperialism and nationalism are opposites

>never lol
You're a liar.

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wait you said imagine
yeah have a couple of times not going to lie

I had a book of WW2 propaganda cartoons and the stereotype of Brits in one German carton was that we were gun crazy like yanks are today.

just like a fine wine

*spits in your face*
I don’t negotiate with Australians

odd, odd fellow

Poignant.

do micks ever feel bad about the fact that their ancestors were literally too stupid to find something to eat on an island surrounded by water

Watched Africa Addio today

One of the most interesting things I have ever seen. Live footage of combat, executions, poaching, mass graves, etc.

Crazy documentary. Film crew almost get executed in Zanzibar because they’re white, when they find their passport they say “they’re not white they’re Italian!”

Oh for fucks sake not this shit again.
There's a schizomick that hates Aussies, don't reply to him he'll start ranting about uncles for some reason.

it was all staged by the racist filmmakers

the whole country is yank-like. boomers are just influenced by yank music and movies and zoomers are influenced by yank youtubers and twitch streamers
but aside from that, brits and yanks have certain shared qualities because yank culture really comes from what british culture used to be like- and over the decades grew and mutated until it became old british culture on steroids

peter hitchens had an anecdote about how britain used to have gun laws so relaxed that would have made texans blush

A large percentage of those guys moved here, dumbo. Me included, but I don’t care

Don’t think they care

music taste is very girly/bent

I don’t think it was. They were charged in court for this and acquitted because all the evidence corroborated that everything they recorded was totally genuine. One of the mercs shoots a guy on camera for cannibalism, it’s clear as day.

Honestly quite like one direction me.