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doing a poo but what exactly IS a poo? edition
youtu.be/TN25ghkfgQA

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why do brits make fun of Germans for being into scat but then all they talk about is Excrement?

how do you eat a yorkshire pudding?

channelling the spirit of mark tress
tenants cowering in fear

Don't want kids but also don't want the family bloodline to end with me. Maybe if my 50 year old player uncle didn't have a new 30y/o girlfriend every week we wouldn't be in this situation.

we like shitting and we like shagging
the difference between us and germans is that we prefer to keep these two things separate

JANI?!

based landlord, fuck them povvos

Software engineering is not only about writing a function that takes a certain input and gives a certain output. There is much more to programming than just writing code - there is a creative process of how to express a users need in a way that the computer can fulfill it.

The “code monkey” model is only kindergarten stage - and surely AI will get there - there will probably be ways to create functions that perform a given task, given rigid parameters.

Kind of like having a CNC machine that can create perfectly machined parts.
But analogously, some human has to conceive the product, the parts required and create the model to pass to the CNC machine.

AI will just push human software devs to be required to think at a higher level of abstraction - this has happened across history - no one assembles programs by hand now, rarely does anyone need to hand optimize. No one needs to know how to draw a circle on a 2D buffer, everything has got abstracted away in libraries, hardware and programming language paradigms.

AI will just make programming much easier and more robust.

explain this

shh hes having a wank dont disturb him

youtube.com/watch?v=Hf244LCkkLc

*has sex*

Imagine getting to be the one to tie the noose around amer’s neck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_van_Hoogstraten

the landlord of landlords- the landemperor.

Want to move to Hong Kong so I can live out my manic slumlord fantasy
They still have those like 4sqm rentoid poverty cells right

youtube.com/watch?v=fVL1NxraxWw

OH MY FUCKING CCCCCCCCCHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Highly recommend wanking to this

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should be illegal to be in possession of chunes of such magnitude

His name is Jerzy Urban and he’s from Poland
My dad however looks almost exactly like le 56% face
If this post gets 40 (You)s I’ll post his picture
because believe me, if I post my dad he will become a meme on this board until the mutt meme dies.

We're closer to a world where whites are getting lynched than Pakistanis, so it's you who better watch out

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

ignoring toilberg's calls

t. 5.5% german ancestry

send it flying for some other cunt to worry about ez

ah yes poley is held because because of racism, not because of various other issues...

would you lot join the conversation for once

fuck sakes, autists

what happened to you not using your trip anymore

>He was a close associate of the country's former leader Robert Mugabe, whom he described as "100 per cent decent and incorruptible";

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how? in case you didn't realise, the ruling ideology of india right now is far-right hindu ultranationalism. the modi supporters (and there's tens of millions of them) want to see pakistan wiped off the face of the earth.

If I ever, EVER see you in person, you are going to be harmed

They sub-divide a 200sq ft apartment into 4 different lots.
Yes, some people live in cage houses and some have just a bed in a shared flat.

lmao how is asthma even real lol just breathe lmao

cannot believe poley went from a bearded man to a bearded woman within a matter of rape charges

love the whiffs of poo when shagging the bfs hairy arsehole

Talking about physically harming amer is peak /brit/ culture

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This. Every single post in each thread is supposed to be a reply to an earlier post in the thread, that is what Zig Forums is for!!!!

If you make a post and it's not in response to another post, then you're a selfish autistic lonely loser cunt. It's a reply board. FUCKING REPLY

Racism outside of Zig Forums

hope india vaporises them. i truly do.

That's just on /britfeel/, my home board

If you look at the larger world though, you've got a Pakistani ruling Ireland and Pakistanis in 2 of the top 4 positions of the UK cabinet

I do my job well

might shave off the lockdown beard, look like a white jihadi

can i post this on my twitter lmaoo

Isn't it mental how Amer is always going on and on about whites? I sincerely hope it's tongue-in-cheek because nowhere from the Muslim community is going to go anywhere near a trans-woman.

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pakis would never
just a few years until we see this conflcit occuring in the uk

What was he going for with this trim???

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Based Pajeets.

name on mikey

After fucking black and Latina women I can honestly say I now miss asian women and that they are the best

>I do my job well
there's more to getting promoted than just doing your job well
you have to be personable and a go-getter with a can-do attitude
people need to like you
but from what you've posted about yourself and your work life on here, clearly people don't like you and you don't really gel well enough with anyone there to ever get a promotion
furthermore it's a call centre, aim higher at least lol

Post

just realised right now that the Good, the Bad and the Ugly is supposed to be a prequel to the other Dollars movies. hadn't a clue.

emmett's looking well

I thought you hate Pakis.
A few sandwiches sort of a picnic basket.

dog
state

really want to get poley sacked again

autistic losers. every post is supposed to be a reply to someone elses post. stop spewing off your own boring shit.

anyone would be LUCKY to have monica as an employee you fucking shithead

stop spreading bullshit about moni you retard

SHE is an INNOCENT WOMAN and YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

>Modi
>Far right ultranationalism

someone post the webm please, you know the one

daddy's here

lol what the fuck else is he? a centrist?

*short

@80
stop this gimmick NOW

Your response to Hindu nationalism is to bring up the child of Hindu man in Ireland?

tried to watch it
its cringe
"british humour"

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fuck off mark

nothing beats a good coffee

He's a Hindi nationalist sure but he's hardly extreme

just masterfully sent a yank flying off the handle with a simple and expertly executed post

one phone call and he'll be dead within seconds

>every post is supposed to be a reply to someone elses post

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in india he is probably centrist because his beliefs are very common place

A fistful of poowillybumfarts

OH FUCK OFF YOU BORING LOSERS. RESPOND TO THE PEOPLE IN THE THREAD YOU IDIOTS. THATS THE POINT OF FUCKING Zig Forums

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I am open minded and change my opinions based on lived experiences

What job should I get?

He flips back and forth between hating pakis and wanting a paki caliphate of britain

>every post is supposed to be a reply to someone elses post
says who?

dont care virgin

paki one, you are

its cringe here too. deano-tier shit.

however, probably better than any tv made by your nothing-country. literally cannot think of a single dutch tv show nor have i had any interest in finding one.

ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵒn /ᵇʳᶦᵗᶠᵉᵉˡ/, ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ

ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃʳᵍᵉʳ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ, ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᴾᵃᵏᶦˢᵗᵃnᶦ ʳᵘˡᶦnᵍ ᴵʳᵉˡᵃnᵈ ᵃnᵈ ᴾᵃᵏᶦˢᵗᵃnᶦˢ ᶦn 2 ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᵖ 4 ᵖᵒˢᶦᵗᶦᵒnˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵁᴷ ᶜᵃᵇᶦnᵉᵗ

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᵐʸ ʲᵒᵇ ʷᵉˡˡ

poley would better serve the community as catapult ammunition

fair enough tbf. dont really know enough about india to know whats considered extreme and whats considered moderate

Newfag.

I just feel that Pakistanis are kinder to me and that people of similar races tend to stick together/look out for their own

DAMN GOOD COFFEE
...AND HOT!

why are they misgendering a skeleton smhing my head

Fatality

This yank is on a mad one haha

bizarre post

still dont know what Phonics means

whos trolling who

So why'd you make that previous post if you admit you don't know what you're talking about?

maybe because dutch shows are in dutch you retard that is why u dont know it
and the best one is 1000x times funnier than whatever english have produced

Imagine being so autistic that you screech whenever someone in the thread makes a post that isn’t a reply.

*starts stomping feet and clapping hands in sync*
LET'S GET IT FOOKIN STAAAAARTED
*blows whistle and twirls hand in the air*
*starts stepping left to right*
*girl in fluro pink shorts starts dancing near my crotch*
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS MY SONS WOOOOOOOO
*holds two glasses of vodka soda in the air while dancing with my feet*

You will be very hard pressed to find any Pakistani Muslim male to date you. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, debating religion and politics and that

lol if you say so. keep on consuming british media while no one on earth gives a fuck about dutch media

she was buried with a sandwich making knife
feminists pwned

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S̷̛̛͓͇̟̤͇̣̣̺͎̭̋͛̓̎͛͝P̴̛͕̝͖͎͇̮̒̏͌̾̐̓͝E̵̢͍̺̦͓͇̓̓̌̈̀̕̕̕͞A̭͇̹̠͕̬̓͋̽̾̂͆͗̄͢͟͠͡K̡͉̣͕̭̮̳̗̃̽́͘͝ U̶̻̹̹͚̦͂̈́̃̕͘P̤̫͉̺̩̺͒̊̐̌̇
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garlic flatbread in the oven

>The BJP opposes illegal migration into India from Bangladesh.[110] The party states that this migration, mostly in the states of Assam and West Bengal, threatens the security, economy and stability of the country.[110] Academics have pointed out that the BJP refers to Hindu migrants from Bangladesh as refugees, and reserves the term "illegal" for Muslim migrants
Uhhhhhhhhh, based???

not a word

>Dutch Television
LADS you're going to want to watch this one
youtube.com/watch?v=2Qh3x39WV4I

love a mole me

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what do you like discussing mate?

DO NOT WATCH
ANIMAL CRUELTY

hahahahah fucking hell cunt you genuinely are autistic

look lad, the criticism was that yanks always ALWAYS post irregular shit that doesn't vibe with /brit/ chat and bants. you idiots post shit and get fuck all replies, like a pack of gypsies standing in a town square doing fuck all be being present

runty little weak limbed ameobic worm

because it's /brit/, that's what i do every day

Grim
Looks like a rat
Would punt it out of instinct

w̷̳͇̫̺̟̖̮͚͚͓͑̉̈́̉͋̽̂̚ͅḩ̴͙͓̞͇̣̮̻̒̎̎̒͋̾͒̆a̷̯̼͇̐͋̓̿̂̍̓ẗ̴̙̝͔͙́́͗̎̒̾̄̑̉̉̄̚͠'̴̨̯̜̘̗̺͚̝̗͉̘͖͙͂̎͠͝ş̴̘̼̖̬̍̑̓̃͑̋̈́̿͋̍͘͘̚ ̷̨̖͉͉͓̣̇̊̿͑ḡ̴̛̰̭͇̳̟͚̟̟͙͉̼̮̳̓́̔̈͗o̴͇̺̞̙̠̦̝̥̼̞̬͔͐̊͒̑̈̊̾̃̇͌͋̐͊͑͝ͅĭ̶̙̙̯̍̋̂͂́͂́͝n̶̢̧̛̥͉̺̹͇̞͚͔̙̖̾̀̿͋͒̍̊͋́͂̒̉̀͘͜g̶̼̝͉̖̪̠͈̰̬̻͕̹̘̞̉͠ ̸̦͖̼͂̓́o̵̢̡̻̗̤̱̣͇͕̪̗͎͛̉͌͌ͅn̸̨̢̙̺̩̹̜͍̉̒̓̈̔̾̍͝͝͝ ̴̐̏̍͜ǹ̸̩̮̦̳̬̭͔̬̻̗͚͜ì̸̜̬̙̥̣̱̩͈̈́̈́̈́̈́̀̈́͌͊͘̕͘̚g̵̹͕̣͕͔̤̏͑g̸̨̢̢̥̪͚̑̔̏̽̓̿͌̈́̀̑̇͑̔͝a̸̛̛̯̣͉͕̝̩̘̔̈́́͂̈́̾̓̽̽̚?̴͇͓̱̣̟̤͙͎͙͉͂̀͂͊̿̔́̉̏͒̇͊

Going to run the ol' rona gauntlet in 2 weeks lads.

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remember when I was 14 too

Imagine working for a living and not being a communist and advocating a Cheka to crush the ruling class.

honestly cannot tell if these people have down syndrome or are just dutch

you're irrelevant culturally outside of making shit dance music

Fair enough, as you were

Bangladesh only exists to be a place for Indian Muslims to live, so it makes sense for Hindus to go to India and Muslims to stay there.

What branch of Islam do your family belong to?
I'm just asking because I was under the impression that Arab Sunnis view being trans as punishable by death, and although im sure Pakistanis believe the same theory, in practice they allow hijras and that to live their lives.
Also I heard that while Shia oppose homosexuality with the death penalty, they seem to tolerate trannies.

haven't felt many things in many months

I'm the original Chad tankie of /brit/

wahey

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@123462717
I post what I want and don’t care about replies.

One time when I was a spazzy kid my parents took me on a trip to some fancy place that had a very fancy hotel. In the pool area of the hotel I was being my normal spazzy self and saw a group of british kids doing something fun. I approached them to play with them and they looked at eachother and said "Lets play run away from the madman!"

Ever since then I've hated you brits so utterly and dearly.

have you still got those videos of monica taking shits

he was mocking me.

you paranoid weirdo freak.

India, Pakistan and Bangladesh should be one united socialist republic
It was partitioned by British imperialists

Imagine being from a country where the only thing people come to it for is to smoke weed and be degenerates.

on my mudda's grave Tone

I AM A MOLE
AND IM DIGGING A HOLE

who asked for it to be partitioned?

Sunni but Pakistan is one of the most pro-trans countries in the world, they have a trans news anchor on TV

which city in the UK is this?

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what about afghanistan?

don't let the door hit you on the way out

youtube.com/watch?v=Yg3LHJ0XKn4
deano can't get enough of this

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We need an independent Sikh Khalistan NOW.

mental that Hinduism has the same roots as the religions that had gods like Zeus and Thor
a predominantly pagan nation is the second most populous country on earth. how weird is that

ṃ̶͓̑̔͂̇͊̒͒͌͘á̷̙̞̜̱̜̤͈̠̖̻̮̰̑̀̇̍̓̃̀͑̽͠͝n̵̨̟̳̳̯̭͋͆̀͆͠ ̵̮͈̞̯̩̗̻̟̳͉̿̎̍̓͐͘͝͝ḭ̴͙̳̦̭͕̱̥͕͙͎̃̀͑̈́́͑̋̏̄̈̐́͐ ̶̳̟̝̖̜̹͗̈́l̷̰̑́͒̀̄̍͆͋̍͝͝o̷̢̡̩̩̱̩͈̤̣̰̣̘͒́̏̾̏̈́͗͒̈͂̽͊̚̚͜͝v̴̨̬̳̞̻͍̠͎̝̰͔̈́̇̿̃͑̄͗̀̓̽ẽ̴̢̩͕̙͚̬̜͋̔́ ̸̛̛̣͉̞̎̇̓̆̀͆̈̈́͂̐͘ẁ̷̡̡̗̯̠̯̯̺̼̟̳̪̤͍̽̈́̍̃͑͜a̶̦̻͈̍̎͗̑͋̐̑̀̈́ţ̵̦͙̘̱̱̻͔̪̭̱̖̍̿ͅͅc̴̢̧̢̱̜̝̘͕̮̈̐͊́̒̊͘ĥ̶̛̛͎͔̭̄͐́̌̽͛̏͋́̃͜͠i̷͖̞̮̥̠̯̪̥̞̼͖̝̓̾̃̂̀͗̈̊̽̾̏̉̕n̴̯̄͑͌̀̈͂̃̊͆͗͗̆̆͝ģ̶̨̭̩̺͖̦͈́͠/̷̢͇̖͔̯̗͇͖̺͕̌͗̀͑͑̈̓̀̄̊́͑̚͜͜͝͝f̵̡̢̛̣̙̱͔̥̹̦̳̳̞͋̋̀͗̓̓͑̕į̸̡̨̢̟̝̳̠̙̱̬̩͔̽͗͂͆̽̆ͅĺ̵̯̹̂̈̆̆̐̄̽m̷̛͉̤͍͕̘͖͔̩͖̹̞̙̀̽̀i̶̗̝̯̣͇̳̭̗̪̓̀͐̌͒̃̽̈́̾̊͐̕͜͝͠ǹ̷̛̛̦̖͚̽͝g̷̜̘̜̰͍̺͇̟̦͔̘͙̐͛́̍̈̎̈́̈́̃̔̂͊̚͜ ̴̧͎̞͍̙̪͆̌̔̎̇̈͑͌͑͆̎p̷̹̋̎̏̑̌̋͆͌̚e̵̥̭̠͙̥̾ơ̴͎̝̙̞͓̜̈́͗͊̾͌̑̈ṕ̷̨̙͖̠̮̺͖̙͙͚̥̯͂̓̀̎l̵̳̝̼͒̀͒̓͌̈́̾̓ę̶͔̖͔͈̼̳̗͂̀̈͗͗̓̀̓ ̵̢̛̛̣̫̙̘̬̞̤̰̔̃̌͌̆ş̵̛̱̻̯̿̋͒̀͊͆͝͝h̸̢̨͇̘̱͙̰͙̺͚͙͓̝̳̼͋̈̎̈́̀̀̄̽͆͑̊̚į̸̣̗̰̫̦̱̹̄͆͑̇̈́̑͒̌͗t̷̡̛̩̱̳̘͍̭͎̒̄͊̿ͅ

hows life in central africa?

Aberfan

>they have a trans news anchor on TV
Yeah we have pakis on TV doesn't mean people like them, I don't know why you keep trying to use this argument

what’s with these spastics insisting every post has to be a reply to another?
do people really pay attention to stuff like that while browsing /brit/?

Cheadle

Is that before or after they find out your fetish.

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consuming more means its better
retarded english people...
it is funny
english look more retarded... always on the same island makes ugly human beings
u are also irrelevant today... america is the big one

it's a coordinated raid by discord trannies

It’s just one autist. Ignore him and he’ll go away.

In the Netherlands there has been a 50% drop in murders since it was decriminalised 2 years ago

don't forget to get a license for that door

Two girls recently got honour killed in Pakistan just for a video of them being in the presence of a man
Outside of your little fantasy land Pakistan isn't a tolerant country and it certainly isn't "one of the most pro-trans countries in the world"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_Bangladesh_genocide

i can only assume you're some double digit IQ spastic as 99% of dutch posters have perfect english.

did someone say pengistan?

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this is what indian leftism basically amounts to, just trying to unify hindus and muslims together against the british

makes sense for brits to pragmatically ally themselves with right-wing hindu nationalists as they share similar enemies