A "perfect" human is:
>Male
>White
>100% Nordic heritage
>Blonde
>Blue Eyes
>At least 183cm tall
>shoulders at least 50cm wide
>Visual abs
>Can lift 1/2/3/4
>IQ above 140
>EU citizen
>Uncircumcised
>Left handed
>No preexisting health conditions
>O- or AB+ blood type
>Never broke a bone
>Never had a tooth filling
>Never needed their wisdom teeth, tonsils, or appendix removed
>Not a virgin
>Currently has a gf
>Not married
>Makes above $100k a year
>Atheist
Is anyone on Zig Forums a “perfect” human?
Isaiah Perez
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Jack Barnes
i'm quite literally NONE of those as unlikely as it sounds
William Kelly
It's okay, Ik you're trying your best
Caleb Rogers
>visual abs
Andrew Walker
>EU citizen
>Nordic
>not a virgin
>has gf
>Left handed
>white
Over before it began
Carson Garcia
You had me until left handed
Charles Moore
Europeans are subhuman by definition, though.
Thomas James
Just replace white,Nordic and blonde with black and you are correct
Anthony Myers
>Nordic heritage
Into the trash
Carter White
Chong ching chang
Brandon Kelly
>Male
based
>White
cringe
>100% Nordic heritage
cringe
>Blonde
cringe
>Blue Eyes
cringe
>At least 183cm tall
based
>shoulders at least 50cm wide
based
>Visual abs
cringe
>Can lift 1/2/3/4
based
>IQ above 140
cringe
>EU citizen
giga cringe
>Uncircumcised
cringe
>Left handed
autism tier
>No preexisting health conditions
based
>O- or AB+ blood type
giga cringe
>Never broke a bone
cringe
>Never had a tooth filling
cringe
>Never needed their wisdom teeth, tonsils, or appendix removed
king shit
>Not a virgin
based
>Currently has a gf
cringe
>Not married
based
>Makes above $100k a year
cringe
>Atheist
cringe
dumb low effort amerikkkan post
Adam Wood
>Male
>White/Asian
>50% WASP 50% Viet heritage
>Dual hair color: brown in the light, black otherwise
>5'4" (162 cm)
>builtchub / athletic body
>youtube.com
>uncircumcised
>Asthmatic
>never broke bone
>virgin
>have gf, looking to propose soon
>will make >150k a year
>spiritual, regularly check in with my chakras and imaginary spirit animal
>political centrist
>own only 6 guns
Julian Taylor
jesus christ youre a literal midge
Isaac Hill
Whites are subhuman
Owen Garcia
be my gf, bushra
Asher Gomez
>Male
>White
>Uncircumcised (but with phimosis and a small benis)
>O- or AB+ blood type
>Never had a tooth filling
>Not married
>Atheist
I fail at all the rest.
Jason Murphy
why yes, yes I am. my gf actually height mogs me
Anthony James
>Can lift 1/2/3/4
What?
Nolan Anderson
Cringe. This is what you and other non-black int posters look like
Adrian Martin
Dyel
John Roberts
The only ones that are me are Male and visual abs, this was made as a thought experiment
Colton Gonzalez
oh yeah add Penis above 8x6 in and natural 20/20 vision to the list
Zachary Robinson
Explain
Carter Wright
ah-bloo-bloo
Jack Turner
post tits
Xavier Collins
>8x6
8 cm x 6 cm isn't that big.
Jordan Hill
>Male
Yes
>White
Yes
>100% Nordic heritage
No
>Blonde
Not anymore
>Blue Eyes
No
>At least 183cm tall
Yes, 190cm even
>shoulders at least 50cm wide
Most likely
>Visual abs
No
>Can lift 1/2/3/4
Idk
>IQ above 140
Yes
>EU citizen
Yes
>Uncircumcised
Indeed
>Left handed
Yes
>No preexisting health conditions
Yes
>O- or AB+ blood type
Yes
>Never broke a bone
Yes
>Never had a tooth filling
Yes
>Never needed their wisdom teeth, tonsils, or appendix removed
Yes
>Not a virgin
No
>Currently has a gf
No
>Not married
Yes
>Makes above $100k a year
Not yet
>Atheist
Not really
Lucas Green
1/2/3/4 means you can lift 1 45 pound / 20 kg plate on each side of the bar on the overhead press, 2 on the bench press, squat 3, and deadlift 4
In pounds that’s a 135 overhead press, 225 bench, 315 squat, and 405 deadlift
i’m too lazy to do the conversion
Robert Reed
I missed you
Cooper Martinez
I said 8 x 6 inches, that’s like 20 x 15 cm or something like that
Sebastian Reed
>EU citizen
Landon Brown
>At least 183cm tall
Manlet tier.