I'm tired of this FAKE friendship

>GERMANY THIS
>FRANCE THAT

Why people are starting to shill for this """Friendship""""?

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>nooooooooooo modern politicians aren't retarded seething nationalists like me I don't like Germany!!!11112!!!!
have sex

idk, i think its time for france to leave germany and join their med sister countries and put g*Rmany in their place tbqh

Le großen Coronabonds.
>if you can produce the money yourselves we will let you to spend it on yourselves .... too
>of course there are millions of regulations you have to follow as well of which most we will just make ad hoc

It's not a friendship brother... it's the Franco-Germanic Empire, the true powerhouse of the free world. Stop licking chinese ass.

The average German doesn't even like France. Bet you don't even like France too. So Why should we like your faggot ass and faggot country?

because geopolitics shouldn't be made on whether faggots like you or me "like" each other (or the image we have in our heads about each other) but what serves the country best you fucking retard

it is easier for the ruling classes to work towards a world state by removing barriers where they can to press their consumerist-capitalist agenda on everyone. Nation-states have lost their purpose after WW 2

I like french girls a lot
I have never talked to a french men but pretty sure I would like them too

Shut up faggot, Germans are bros, even though they Don't talk too much, they're pretty nice, rational, and their girls pretty and more friendly than the arrogant, smug French ones, especially in Paris and Marseille.

this, also nice austrian dubs

Thank you Germany
Thank you France

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Do you think...they fuck, in private?

Why do we have to pay always for cunts which can not get their own shit together

It's time for the French to finally come to terms with the fact that they haven't been a great power in a hundred years and NEVER will be again, no matter how hard they play Empire in African third world shitholes. You are no different from the rest of Europe, you will not rule over the others ever again. You will never be a world power.

True, you should kill each other

Stop drinking chinese/angloamerican/russian propaganda.
Germany and France are frankish brothers. Together we can unite Europe and lead it to greatness.

and they call us the Ameriglobos

>arrogant, smug French ones, especially in Paris and Marseille
Where are the friendliest ones in France?

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Because you are,
Germany and France have over a millenium of common history, common civilisation.
You have a crude plastic culture, founded by the dreck that was kicked out of Europe, no culture, no civilisation.

your current "civilization" is just copying ours, everything from pop culture to food to music and every other conceivable trend. Same with France.

>This is what Americans actually believe.
Yeah okay, here is your (you).
Try not to get shot or to die of ´Rona.

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>this cope as he walks by 10 McDonalds on his way to work

The more you go western France, (except around Bordeaux) the more insufferable they are. Basically Parisian ones (I live here) are the biggest Divas that overrated the FUCK outta themselves. You have ZERO (0) chance if you don't possess the following attributes (also apply to Provence and Auvergne Rhône Alpes, especially around Lyon)
>Extremely sociable/ability to party
>Chad or Tyrone looking
>/fa/ (in a normie way)
>Listen to rap
>Got money
>Can fight or Zig Forums enough to dissuade any faggot to throw hands at you (because the Average Parisian bitch will ALWAYS drive you into some bullshit against a random ghetto dude)
All of that for an average 6/10 who'll want YOU to go to her shitty Parisian parcs for an IG pic, want you to eat in the average McDonald's or Kebab and Maybe in some case let you have some fuck.
Surprisingly enough girls living in Haut de France are more chill and Waifu material (but less promiscuous). Eastern France girls are usually hot but bland.
If you're lookin for EZ sex, go to Montpellier and pretend you're from some random university around there. Watch out for the thugs there though who prowls a lot and would fuck you up.

Tl;dr: Get you a French Flemish or an Eastern girl (even though they're ultra boring)

Thanks for the info
Shame about the girls in area

>all these Western flags

HERE'S AN ASIAN FLAG NOW. WHOAH LOOK AT ME I'M POSTING IN A WESTERN THREAD 5555555555555555555555555555555

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Who would you rather work with? With China and the USA both our countries would just be bitches, the UK is retarted and too busy kissing american ass and while one could probably work out a deal with Russia this would ruin your reputation with a lot of nations.

That's why most French guys always look nowadays for half French half euro girls, either other ethnicities. French girls are so canceled nowadays here. There behavior are huge turn off.

>Implying the EU isn't already dancing to America's and China's tune
This idea of a European superpower is just German cope to deal with the fact that they blew their opportunity twice.

no one actually believes the EU can be a superpower. it's about whether or not europe can retain some independence while not being fully insignificant globally.

French boys are much nicer than French girls, imo

>it's about whether or not europe can retain some independence while not being fully insignificant globally
Yeah, good luck with that. A chain is as strong as its weakest link, yet G*rms and the elites in Brussel think you can make a chain stronger by just adding more links.

Men are nicer than women pretty much everywhere, that's what happens when you're judged based on the contents of your character rather than your pussy.

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sooner or later other countries take over like China or India, no matter the relevance.

It's 50/50.
Either you stumble upon the ultimate CRINGELORD, with extremely Unfunny jokes, insufferable behavior and basically criticize everything... Or the the extremely introverted, calm French dude that (You) basically have to make him feel comfortable so he can become an interesting guy to hang out with otherwise he will be a gigantic borefest.

There's no middle category. Or else you want to befriend "New French" guys.