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Corrr edition

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/brit/ is a /cuppa/ general

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wouldnt change it for the world

Alri then
*sips lemon tea*

The Jews have Hitler
The germans have Stalin

Who does Britain have thats historically tried to destroy us

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Been feeling like I need a shit all day but nothing's coming out

wish i could make one now but its coming up 6pm desu

THIS is a true English Rose

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just realised I haven't taken a shit since tuesday

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Just made myself /blackcoffee/ a few minutes ago. Sipping joyfully atm.

Honestly if she couldn't pass as a local in your household, you're non-white

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Go on then lads, who'll it be?

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Thatcher

>watching gameplay footage of a game i'm interested in and the guy who made it is overeating to fucking everything

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TORIES TORIES TORIES

OUT OUT OUT

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4 is the least grim

are they what people call juggalos?

*overreacting

what the hell is going on with #6

that's a women your talking about

watch a different video then you sped

love it

having a chucle

Based.

hatefuck 6 (sat down)
marry 4
brutally attack 1

Dracula

play niche games with little choice of videos you munter

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6 is peng
love that look

Honestly if she couldn't pass as a local in your household, you're non-white

Hey, don't bully my wife.

London

just remembered about that witch thatcher and started smashing my bedroom up

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Johnson

Shit gimmick mate

pathetic nerd

Play OneShot (and preferentially buy it on Steam)

Blast some Discharge and spit on her grave.

Video games are the only medium in which the more obscure it is the more of a virgin you come across

it's quite funny and it's gaining traction

cope

i smell an argie using a VPN

4 or 6. 6 would probably be fine if she washed her face.
Actually 4 is pretty nice, just has an outdated haircut.

>drink all le tea xDD
Piss off, /brit/ is a /pints/ general

Hitler & Stalin

fairly sure this is true of all entertainment mediums

didn't ask

seems i cant deny
some days just pass me by

literally Hitler

Nah that's like every medium.

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holy shit

Thatcher was based you vile northern monkeys

not my kind of game thanks

>not somewhat orange
>roots not showing

enjoy your estrogen

whats french law like for wild camping

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I'm not looking for somebody
With some superhuman gifts
Some superhero
Some fairytale bliss
Just something I can turn to
Somebody I can kiss

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fookin milk snatcha

Nah, that depends on the way you present and carry yourself.

Fair enough.

>had a job interview last week via Zoom
>answered the first 3 questions so well the interviewer said "well, these questions are clearly too easy, lets just skip the rest of these"
>was asked for datagathering ideas, gave tons, one of which the interviewer said "wow, we hadn't thought of that before" and asked me to repeat it so he could note it down
>got on EXTREMELY well with both interviewers, who both went to my uni and by the end were cracking jokes with me and laughing
>after the interviewer he explicitly thanked me for the interview and said it was a pleasure to interview someone with such passion

>1 week passes, get an email
>"Many thanks for your application to our _______ role. It has been really a pleasure to meet you."
>"We have reviewed all the applications received and, unfortunately, we have decided to don’t proceed with your application in this case. I’m sorry, it has been not an easy decision, and I wish you good luck for your future career."
lads...
i just dont get it....
i literally dont see how it could have gone any better and i still got rejected

i will never be employed

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>"Come on over 'ere love, give us a smooch"

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Hitler loved britain

i smell a southern fairy
fuck off you cretin

Listen to me, Lamia, listen to what I've got to say
I've got these feelings and they won't go away
I've got these fears inside that'll bring me to my knees
Oh, help me, Lamia, or I'm sure I'll die, oh, please

More soy to avoid beer because of trace amounts of phytoestrogen than it is to develop large beer breasts

right

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Is your facebook just full of pepes?

probably re-assessed their finances and realised they can't afford it. many places will be getting rid of people when furlough ends.

He didnt though and couldnt

from what I gather this sounds like a techy job that indians do for half the price
sorry mate

cringe

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>whats french law like for wild camping
Depends. Is the only answer to that.

are you a white male par chance?

why are women socialised more easily than men? a socially awkward female is much rarer

Fascinating picture

Often have delusions of grandeur where I'm a super strong DBZ style character who lives a simple life of training and competing in martial arts tournaments.

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Doing us a favour wiping out those hideous 1930s/40s houses desu

Just like he loved Rotterdam

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bit concerning that pal

Nobody loved that dirty shithole back then

ye but so were both the interviewers and they didnt seem like SJW types, they seemed like pretty standard pasty nerds

its all set to private and theres nothing incriminating on it anyway

i would have done it for free my self-worth is so low desu

V1s and V2s really were too far ahead of their time. Would love one dropped on birmingham selfridges

I live in a house that looks exactly like this. Reckon most of /brit/ does too tbf

Whine harder bitch boy.

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women are brought to be groups, men are allowed to be independent.

Would it not be great though?

Evolution innit mate.

and nobody loves it now except immigrants.

who are some of the lesser known/forgotten girls from the peak of /brit/'s commie twitter girl obsession circa 2015? I remember commiemami and some one called g0thbb or something like that

i did

>go to a job interview last week
>boss asks me dozens of times if I'm down for it should she call me later that day
>tell her I'm all in
>she calls me later to tell me they've chosen me and that I should call her back tomorrow once I take care of the documents
>tells me we'll talk on Monday since it's the weekend
>call her and she beats around the bush and tells me she'll call me later this week once she's in town
What the fuck, me lads? Finally land a job after doing several interviews which amounted to nothing and now I'm being jerked off.

Emma Watson’s face when she gazed upon my knob.

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its weird because I have actually met a few socially awkward women but yet they still manage to socialise ten times better than most blokes

she'd be based if she didn't do favors for her friends and allow people to buy council estates, she also presided over the destruction of the RSAF which exposed the tories as the pseudo nationalists jewish golems they've always been.

It's the best city in Holland. Amsterdam is basically Disneyworld and Den Haag is too corporate.