I-is this accurate?

i-is this accurate?....

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TEXAS HERE I COME

My favorite part about Texas Twinks is that they like to pretend they're big strong men. If you call them a twink they get so angry lol.

Average male in Texas is a mexican, the Northwest is the most soy part of America, the rugged typed are usually hipster larpers or people from rural Idaho who are not northwest but part of the inter-mountain gang

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Here’s what Texans look like irl.

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Yes. In the Pacific people are cardboards cut outs of clothing catalogues, whilst in Texas they are just straight on drawings scattered around cities and towns.

The average Texan is obese+

Only steers and queers come front Texas

The average male from the PNW is an ambiguously white/asian looking tech worker with an affinity for outdoor apparel. The average male from Texas is an ambiguously white/hispanic tall and muscular but slightly overweight guy with long hair and an affinity for wrangler jeans.

Bye mom

Yes

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I'm going to texas
they love guns there, right? I'm sure they'll love polishing my Iberian "rifle" there, it is very big and thick and fires large caliber rounds...

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I will now move to texas

>born too late to meet cute blonde cowgirls who know how to fire guns and have raspy voices that sound 30 years older than they are

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cowboy gaysex

wtf I love Texas more now

I can conform. Texas cities like Austin and Houston have tons of twink femboys in the universities. It's not quite California tier, but it's close.

is ram ranch in texas ?

No. It's a comparison between rural and urban men.
Left is a Pacific Northwesterner but a rural one. Right is urbanite.
Texan rural boys are hicks and cowpokes who want to show their cows and have FFA memberships. Northwestern urbanites are twinks and hipster garbage.

Question for all americans:
Can a turist pay to shoot guns at a range?

oh yeah totally sure

no, the pnw male should be pic related and the texas one should be a fat hispanic

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>Instagram models
That's Oregon alright

Of course

It’s canonically in Alberta, Canada

Nice, im talking about exotic guns, but shooting WWII guns is my autistic dream

That's not a dude

It's not gay to fuck a trap, user. You're just doing some casual bareback anal, it's not like you're doing something gross like sucking his dick.

I want to fuck a cuteboy in that case.

True