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Pajeeta gf edition

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sexsexsexsexe i want sex curry girl sexsexsexsexsexse

lol

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Benchode

business idea: thicc phones that have more battery life and storage space
guarantee more people will choose it over the thinner ones

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Yeah i want funs. I like hunting but target plinking with an ar15 or ak is extremely fun and satisfying

Mad how the media coverage somehow didnt signal this to the average person

I know I'll make it
Love can last forever
Graceful swans of never
Topple to the earth

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Also can use them as self defence innit

yanks so fucking thick, dumb, stupid, retarded, foolish, idiotic and spasticated

We seriously need to purge giant sectors of people in modern society

they really do

the efficient markets hypothesis at work

Olanzapine is kicking in.

I never knew why people were so confident we could get a deal with the USA without having a bonfire of regulations. Trump was never going to give us the faintest consideration, even with the embarrassingly slavish attitude towards him on behalf of some of our politicians. Partnering with the USA over the EU economically was never a good idea just because we speak the same language.

I'm pretty confident chlorinated chicken won't be the end of it either. Honestly I'm dreading just how badly America is going to make us grovel to become the 51st state. America is one of the big reasons I'm pretty much staying a Remainer until Europe physically burns. They're the poisoned apple in the Brexit basket that makes it something to inherently be feared and distrusted for me, because there's no realistic scenario in which they aren't the ones we run to instead of Europe.

They're just flat out the inferior option for us as a partner. Far too proud, capricious, and with a distinctly predatory idea of capitalism that I'm totally unconvinced isn't going to seep over here. Somehow, none of these points landed during the ref or prior to leaving. I screamed till I was hoarse that the USA, the only realistic alternative to the EU, would absolutely have us over a barrel, but that unvarnished truth apparently just wasn't a good enough answer in the face of the unicorn promises of Leave. I get the distinct feeling the USA will make our complaints about the EU seem trivial in comparison, but given our apparently unalterable trajectory, I hope for all our sakes I'm wrong.

mmm

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Americans are good lads and true friends to us brits.

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fpbp

I protecc
I attacc
But most importantly
I just want my madeliene bacc

proxy off you sad little fat cunt

delusional brexitmong

>GTA San Andreas
>black man escapes the hood
>his friends and family scold him and try to drag him back into it
>GTA V
>black man escapes the hood
>his friends and family scold him and try to drag him back into it

do black people really be like this

gushing torrent of viscous blood hurricaning out of my nose. red violent maelstrom of O+ mist spraying everywhere.

no

I still don't understand why everyone in America doesn't carry a gun. It's the law, you are allowed whatever guns you want.

Morning boys
What’s the good word?

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lmao they're chanting eric roberts and i thought they were going "armed robbers" haha

livestream
fb /razsimone/

America #1

remember when snake farage fucked off to shartmericack and had to come crawling back through the cat flap because he was too high brow for them

white nationalism wouldn't be a problem if people were just respectful towards white men rather than constantly putting them down and trying to antagonise them

"anti-racist" types turned a generation of educated boys raised to be tolerant, informed citizens into vengeful and bitter men purely through being nasty and trying to exclude them from popular culture

Based COD4 chads swinging these

Is it normal to have barbed wire on your balcony

fragile white boy
grow a pair

The problem isn't that, it's the "you either think all white people are evil or you're against us" mentality that those furthest on the socially left like to push.

Yeah. If you dont follow the black code (talk like you can barely speak english, do drugs, be randomly violent, hate school, hate police, sell drugs, kill other blacks, have babies with random whores) they ostracize you and unironically say ‘you aint black enough, why you actin white’ and are labeled as weird nerds

i don't care, just telling it how it is sunshine

Have spent like 5 years trying to remember the login details to an epic (made back when you could say epic without cringe or irony) trolling facebook account I made donkeys years ago.
Just had an epiphany and remembered out of nowhere.
Enter the details in facebook - and success! Except only I have to confirm it by signing into the gmail.
Now I'm almost creaming myself with joy and excitement and nostalgia over those hilarious times.
I try the details in google and - nothing!
Turns out the account's dead and gone. Either I deleted it or it was b&.

Fuck I'm so sad right now.

>if only you knew how bad things really are

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I think there was an episode of fresh prince about this

Of course
Got barbed wire and cheval de frise all along the exterior walls

yeah you really sound like you don't care

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You a hook or nonce sexpat?

Never made a troll FB account. Did contemplate with the idea of setting up like a fake one in the hopes of getting my mates fit sister to accept a friend request so I could wank over all her pictures but decided that the risk would have been too great and the hassle wasn't worth it.

I’m what if that’s what you mean
Taking a sicky from work today to enjoy the sun a little

crab in a bucket mentality

Wanked like 12-15 times today.

Lost count

Thats sad

You're what?
cunting phone corrected gook to hook
Are you a native or redfaced Anglo paedo is what I asked

I haven't wanked for a week and I'm getting constant erections
can't even sleep because I'll just lie down and get a stonking erection

yeah

>Maybe we could keep in touch on social media instead of texting every day
>Don't worry about me, I met somebody and he treats me really well :)

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If I was a Samurai I think my emblem would be either a dragonfly or a centipede

Move on already

the EU had us signing treaties that eroded our sovereignty
they'll change a nation's actual currency to make them conform
they roll out regulations and directives like it's their job, because it is, and every member is expected to follow it to the letter like a vassal state
the USA might have a similar lack of respect for their "inferior" partners, but we'll have more self-determination than under the heel of the EU
and if it was a case of choosing a master, i'd choose the belligerent, greedy USA over the insidiously "progressive," creeping, nationless EU
to think the EU is less ambitious than the USA is naive, but the USA is at least relatively open and honest about their self-interested goals

Low T

Same but I wank every hour

I think he's an expat iirc

Ain't it funny how we pretend we're still a child
Softly stolen under our blanket skies
And rescue me from me and all that I believe
I won't deny the pain
I won't deny the change
And should I fall from grace here with you
Will you leave me too?

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Absolutely superb and insightful post.

Honestly the EU didn’t go far enough and now might totally break apart which is honestly the worst situation for Continental Europe.

>London is a beautiful city!

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Hes canadien

The Foundations of Geopolitics: The Geopolitical Future of Russia is a geopolitical book by Aleksandr Dugin. The book has had a large influence within the Russian military, police, and foreign policy elites and was allegedly used as a textbook in the General Staff Academy of Russian military.

The book declares that "the battle for the world rule of [ethnic] Russians" has not ended and Russia remains "the staging area of a new anti-bourgeois, anti-American revolution." The Eurasian Empire will be constructed "on the fundamental principle of the common enemy: the rejection of Atlanticism, strategic control of the USA, and the refusal to allow liberal values to dominate us."

Military operations play relatively little role. The textbook believes in a sophisticated program of subversion, destabilization, and disinformation spearheaded by the Russian special services.

The book states that "the maximum task [of the future] is the 'Finlandization' of all of Europe".

In Europe:

Germany should be offered the de facto political dominance over most Protestant and Catholic states located within Central and Eastern Europe. Kaliningrad oblast could be given back to Germany. The book uses the term "Moscow-Berlin axis".[1]
France should be encouraged to form a "Franco-German bloc" with Germany. Both countries have a "firm anti-Atlanticist tradition".[1]
The United Kingdom should be cut off from Europe.[1]
Finland should be absorbed into Russia. Southern Finland will be combined with the Republic of Karelia and northern Finland will be "donated to Murmansk Oblast".[1]
Estonia should be given to Germany's sphere of influence.[1]
Latvia and Lithuania should be given a "special status" in the Eurasian-Russian sphere.[1]
Poland should be granted a "special status" in the Eurasian sphere.[1]
Romania, Macedonia, "Serbian Bosnia" and Greece – "orthodox collectivist East" – will unite with "Moscow the Third Rome" and reject the "rational-individualistic West".[1]

Have you ever been?

Remember when I went to London once and couldn't get the ticket through the underground barriers properly and all the Londoners didn't even help, they just immediately started using the other barriers.

Biggest tourist moment I've ever experienced, felt like a right clown.

Being around nonwhites is an actual fucking chore lately, good god

I do not care about your fucking nonwhite problems stop expecting me to holy shit

>Romania, Macedonia, "Serbian Bosnia" and Greece – "orthodox collectivist East" – will unite with "Moscow the Third Rome" and reject the "rational-individualistic West".[1]
complete deluded nonsense

Dugin is a self-promoting clown propped up by "Russia experts" that cannot comprehend Russian foreign policy without some esoteric ideology to explain it.