Living the American dream

>be me
>work on family owned farm passed down for generations by the original pilgrims
>middle of nowhere hick town while we’re surviving through a pandemic
>loved ones out fighting in the American revolution
>self reliant source of income during financial crisis
>come home to a homemade meal every night
>pretend to be Caucasian in certain social groups to avoid racism
*sips coffee* ah yes I am living THE American dream. This is what our founding fathers wanted. And what are you doing user?

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>farming
>shaven skinny leg
nice larp there bud

I’m not skinny I weigh 115 lbs >:( and a lot of that is muscle

Yes, dense buttcheeks

what ethnicity are u
how come u dont have any hair

Why do you look like a woman??

I also wonder why dont you have any hair on your legs??

>Why do you look like a woman??
>how come u dont have any hair
well the two correlate desu but it’s funnier not to answer when it’s obvious

what is your ethnicity
will you be my girlfirend pleasE?

I suspected yank farmers would be soft but I didn't expect them to be hairless femboy tier

cute femboy or suicidal tranny?

Normally I don't believe that there are women browsing Zig Forums, but those legs 100% belong to a woman so I'll believe you

FUCK Yanks

L O N D O N (Ohio)
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i bet you cant even plow properly, fake peasantgirl

If you are a women then how can you come home to homemade meals when you werent at home?
larp confirmed

I’ll never understand why normies think looks = strength/work ethic. I’ve worked manual labor my whole life and outwork bigger bodies counterparts all the time.
>will you be my girlfirend pleasE?
Sorry I plan on marrying outside the country s m h after what’s going on I really don’t want to stick around

>misses family owned part
jungkook confirmed

cant be that great of a dream if you need to get validation from Zig Forums

>I plan on marrying outside the country

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Sit on my face

gib milkers

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excuse me I made this thread to share superior experiences with my fellow Americans and give them hope that the true American dream can still be accomplished even with our current oppressive government. If you are not here to gloat over burgerland, you have come to the wrong thread.
>scribble Bangladesh

What is your ethnicity

you "worked" as daddys little girl

neeting on unemploymentbux until august and then going to grad school

What kind of truck do you have?

>The American dream.
>Slave for a lifetime and settle for mediocrity.
You're not a great sales person.

>shorts
yep you dont farm for shit

>shaved legs
Do you Ameritrannies really?

kek, I’ll bite
I actually worked manual labor as a state employee outside of planting season but good one
2001 Dodge Ram 1500
Absolutely based. What are you studying?

for the guy who deleted his comment, here’s pics of my bruises/blemishes
We always wear shorts on hot days have you never worked in a field? Seethe more

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post your butt pls pls pls pl0x post assHOLE

Can I bruise you like that with my cock?

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