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don't like people who aren't white, not racist just don't like em
also, the holocaust never happened

/brit/ /brot/ /birt/ /brut/ /burt/ /bort/ /byrt/ /bart/ /brap/ /brrr/ /bitr/ /btor/

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That's tinder for letting me know someone 3321 miles away thinks i'm cute

abysmal taste

>Pic
Discuss.

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choon

yank police be like "protect and serve"

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had a friend who shagged both of our 20-something supervisors at a scouting camp when we were 14

fucking legend but it made me uncomfortable when he flirted with my mum

you can only get by on threats for so long tbf
t. ex-gf haver

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Really despise the ‘haha ____ go brrrr’ literally makes zero sense outside of biz using it to talk about the federal reserve yet people try to force it into everything

alexa why is my gooch sore?

ching chong wing wong pong lee

I'll side with Chinese communists over British capitalists, cheers.

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6.4 million barrels of diesel spilled in Russia

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haha ‘haha ____ go brrrr’ go brrrr

Don't care, our country is destroyed anyway. Let them in. All of them

could go for a chinky but I live JUST outside of the delivery range of my favourite place (used to stop by on the way back from work)

have been chinky-starved since the lockdown started since no other place can compare

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imagine the smell

Why does the man on the left have nogs on? Have fun breaking those in a riot and being down $12,000. Also guy in the turret looks like he brought his personal rifle

come on lads dig out your best pics for the birthday boy
he's 24 today and feeling a bit down in the dumps
so find a cool or sexy or uplifting pic and pop a nice little birthday wish in your comment for him

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is the Epstein documentary on NF any good? is it just thinly-veiled anti-Trump propaganda or does it avoid politics ftmp?

what are they like

holy kekerino look at those based digits!!

don't you dare talk shit about alrilad
he's been through enough

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICISE MY HECKIN ORANGE MAN

happy birthday n that

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I'm told it's the equivalent of a drop in the ocean.

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haven't had sex since February, hookup culture is DEAD

Australia is England in a desert without any culture
Why do people like it so much

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I hope he finds genuine happiness in his pursuits and doesn't do things for others, but himself

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Brother, very dumb (recently out of prison), has jumped deep into conspiracy shit. Heard him tell dad to Google "5G coronavirus".

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>/brit/ unable to get any discussions that aren't about America going
that's it i'm out

>tfw no Brit gf calls me "love".

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based grammar aussie

all criticism of trump is far-left propaganda

ooooooooh donny donny

I don't even like Trump. I want it to be the latter

>VALORANT

I think this shit is DOA. It's not better than CS:GO there's no reason to play it over CS:GO and nobody is talking about it or even knows it got released a couple days ago.

shut up you mong

wonder who the first person to smell petrol was

weather isn't shit
people are funnier, easy going, far more attractive and not arrogant cunts

NO PLEASE STAY!

source

Holy basedbong. Teach me your ways.

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me

You know you can go to /britpol/ to talk about politics? You dont have to shit up this place with them

Thinking about my most Chad moment
>Out with the lads
>End up talking to some cute Pakistani girl in the smoking area
>Get her phone number
>She goes off with friends and so do I
>I end up with mates outside ready to go home
>She comes out with her friends soon after
>We start chatting
>Very much in to me
>Some short brown lad comes over and starts talking to her
>She rolls her eyes and tells me he's been following her all night
>I tell her I know a way that will make him fuck off
>Grab her and give her a decently sized snog
>He fucks off
>She looks flustered and invites me back to her place
>On the way she tells me how she really likes white boys but it's only Brown and Black guys that give her attention usually
>Went in raw twice that night then another four times that week

Minuscule nippys to be hidden by a chippy

indexlad, i don't reply cross-thread for ideological reasons, but yeah they're my entire holdings
feel free to hate, or not
because tbqh i have no idea what i'm doing
my risk is split evenly well but obviously if the US goes tits up its all gone
but as i said earlier i back the US economy

australia is exactly like urban kent except it's hotter and people keep sheep as pets

Less wogs
Better wogs (Chinks >>> Pakis >>> Nogs)
Infinitely bigger houses
Beautiful beaches
Sunny year round
Quaint accents
Better economy
Better government
Actual wilderness and wildlife

Shaggers BTFO

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Stopped reading right there.

smaller the better, not a fan of large areolae personally

not sure shagging ethnics is chad but ok

It's fewer, not less

Just checked rightmove and rents really have fallen. Might use this opportunity to move out of Milton Keynes.

That short brown lad? Raped six white children that week because of your actions.

/brit/ is a vocel (voluntarily celibate) general
Shaggers and incels need not post

I'm brit and living in Italy partners call each other "amore", once dated a girl who spoke english with me. She used to translate "amore" as "my love". it was amazing.

If the colour and shape are right I love a good large areola

Lmao Australians are incredibly arrogant and brash

Australia burned to the ground

played a lot of csgo back in the day and i’m liking valorant a bit more. they just need to make the maps less shit

it's both, fewer is just the virgin freak dialect of english

Based

miscegenation is a mortal sin

appi burfdey mun

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>not a fan of large areolae personally
low test

Become an incel on a voluntary basis

>it's shit
>no it's good, but the maps are shit

absolutely quality commentary over here boys

Want to go celibacy because I have serious addiction issues but every time I have sex with gf I end up porn-binging for days afterwards.

German twat so insufferable its unreal

poo is practically BEGGING to be released from me poo hole

not even close lmao
every aussie i've ever met has been incredibly easy-going

you see this on Zig Forums too, aussies are light hearted shitposters and brits are autistic and arrogant

HBD x

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Somehow managed to get through all the girls on bumble within a 20 mile radius in two days
Dire state of affairs

Corrrr wouldn't mind her giving my plums a seeing to

wonder if the voices in my head hear voices in their head

Still unironically a better place to live than the UK

anyone else have worse farts for a short period after a shite?
like really bad ones

Love love LOVE persian women

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sounds like you're a bumbling fool lol

She should consider a different outfit for gardening work. Her choice doesn't really seem practical at all

wahey! *jumps up and down* wahey! wahoooo!! wayyyy-heee!!! *runs out with my arms out* *muffled* way-heeee! *distant rubbery slaps* *bursts back in on a space hopper* YAH-WEE!!!! YAH-WEE!!!!!! YAH-WEE!!!!!!!!!! YAHWEH! YANGO! LA ILLAH ILA ALLAH!