Be me

>be me
>chad body, assburgers mindset
>don't be blond twink who squats in the smith machine
>don't want to stare
>he has thot levels of thick glutes
>tiny wasp waist and slim hips
>some modest muscle development in arms and chest
>nothing compared to his massive glutes
>weird and obscene body type that puzzles me

>still be me
>happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips
>don't be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day
>beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual
>see things happening as if in slow motion
>gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down
>huge glutes are in danger of exposure
>old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink
>not sure what he's trying to do but I don't like it
>jump up in between them and yell
>"Touch him and I'll tear you limb from limb." Didn't know my voice goes that low
>old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna
>turn around, look down at gym twink
>he stutters, th-thanks
>say "Cover your nipples."
>turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks
>stay in there thirty minutes
>he's gone when I come out
How do I save this, Zig Forums?

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faggot

Crange

why would he cover his nipples?

He was told to

you wanted him to cover his nipples so he would drop his towel and reveal his huge trannycock, admit it.

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Why didn't you cover them with your mouth?

I'm not spending 3 minutes reading some gay pasta fuck off

>tranny

cba even reading that

Ok faggot

Kys for writing this

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bög

Did even get his snap, get over it.

t. bögröv

Lol this sounds like the fanfic I used to read as a teen.

Sounds like you are a massive fag

Hot, make him your bf

Ok faggot

Lol I’m a grill

>Leaf
Every single fucking time

You need to find him and fuck him lovingly until he agrees to marry you, then you’ll be happy for eternity

lmao

Yeah yeah we hear that all the time from you glow niggers.

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Fucking CIA all over Zig Forums these days

This.

Are you gay ?

Wtf no

Link to the original thread?

Eye/Face threads are all a glownigger archive and retarded Zig Forumscels fall for it

What will the CIA do with the list of people who use Zig Forums? Is this site somehow a terror organisation now or...?

What about dick threads?

That's for janny's personal files.

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It's on Zig Forums

That makes sense. I mean one dick thread lasted for hours

nvm
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Zig Forums has been a glowie infested shithole since 2008. The Fappening just made things glow even brighter in the dark.

Answer me, faggot

But why the fuck would then be interested in random Zig Forums users??

What about an Sverige Zig Forums utser makes them interesting to the fucking CIA?

Very Sweden tier thread

>"Touch him and I'll tear you limb from limb."
I would fucking murder you with my bare hands if you said that to me, swede faggot

Pictures for fake profiles on social media. Imagine that you found out your picture was used on either a pedo or, forgive me allah for uttering this phrase, an alt right operation

me on the left :D

Archiving in case of possible criminals plus they think every board is the same. Cases of deranged retards posting actual true pictures of their murders have happened on Zig Forums quite a few times and other scandals have made m00t yield to authorities.