Prestige. Power. Success

That is also nonsense, Germans are intensely proud of themselves and their nation. I'd say they're more protective of their country than most, which could also be due to being surrounded by the most arrogant countries on Earth.

I never intended to.

>Prestige

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I've no idea why some of you krauts don't believe in your democracy. You've got one of the very best states and honest governments, certainly better than the Western European average or the USA.

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You have such a flexibility to suck your own dick like that?

Hey dont fat shame
lots of Germans are my fat bro's
t. 113kg 183cm

Could be. They have much better sportsmanship than you guys, after all.

Autism. Delusion. Inferiority complex.

THe envy of the world, all comments are just 'fake rumors the anglos spread to make us look bad' and 'remeber 80 year ago when it needed the entire world combined to defeat you?' while in today, we rise and rise above everyone else every year. Gott schütze das heilige Deutschland

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boiling

I don't usually like the Reich angle, but you couldn't ask for a better artistic interpretation of what's really going on in Europe.

Gott schütze das heilige Deutschland.
*inhaliert*
EEERIKAAAAA!!!!

Nazi fuck

>needed the entire world to defeat you
don't go around thinking you can invade france and not have to answer to the big boys gods chosen dealers of death and destruction

>Nazi fuck

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>big boys gods chosen dealers of death and destruction
PRAHAHA you got your ass kicked everytime you try to invade anything else but empty land or stick people.

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national socialism would have been great had it not been created in germany by an austrian and other germans, reckon germans should stick to fucking about with little nuts and bolts and leave literally everything else to other people

Germany has been National Socialist for 12 out of 1000 years of its existence.

thats it, you not getting maddie back

muh ancestor ran rings around you lot on d day to the point hitler still had all your best soldiers in france terrified about a massive invasion that was never coming while all the lads were half way to berlin, if play with feather your arse gets tickled simple as muuhh master race you're a gang of autistic clowns

>w-we contributed on land t-too!

And apparently very optimistic about life. How does Deutschland do it lads, what is their secret to success?

lol

we played you like a fiddle the art of war should be edited and have our misinformation tactics from ww2 added to it you lads didn't have a clue

Anal. Shithole. Gaysex.

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You are ironic, right? Like for real? Oh god hhahahahahaha oh nononono you are serious? HAHAHAHA godspeed nigel

Yess it must have been because an invasion we feared ant not because you where simply not important enough and we had bigger fish to try hahahahaha

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Why do threads about Germany always attract so many butthurt angloids? Do Germans go into threads about the UK just to seethe?

kys

2 million

Solid dutch unit
t. 101 kg 181cm

Post the German version of pic related?

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It doesn't exist because Germany is stronger every day.

bigger fish like all the lads storming towards berlin while all the best german soldiers were told to stay in france because hitler was terrified about a second normandy landing but it was never coming because that's the high level of head fucked we had the german high command

none existent
their rulers are only making it them better