It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization

>It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization
>The sun may rise in the East at least it's settled in a final location
>tfw no californian gf
Seriously niggas I'm having trouble sleeping because I just keep thinking about this for hours while trying to fall asleep and I've had 2 suicide methods on standby for years.

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This is like the 5th time I've seen you post this autistic thread. Shut the fuck up

>Two suicide methods on standby Swede
Oh yeah I recognize you.
What are you proactively doing to improve your own situation?

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You should go to Compton, California. It's where the best California gfs are. I'll pay for the ticket

>What are you proactively doing to improve your own situation?
Barely anything at the moment because I'm at the lowest. In September I'm starting a job in Portugal, hopefully I can manage to keep it and figure stuff out from there, maybe save up for a flight ticket to California and just see what happens, I dunno what really.

how to effectively obtain a 171 cm blonde blue eyed tanned outgoing califronian gf from santa barbara?

cringe, know your place whiteboi

Just kill yourself already fag

California is the worst place to get a Grill.
All of them are entitled/whiny/privileged bitches, even the minorities.
Unless you make 7k figure, live in a 100k square foot Mansion, and have ties to every celebrity in America, you ain’t worth shit to them.
Actually, if you are black, you can squeak by!

Spics be mad, your people ruined it, now it's only good for easy brownies who crave white cock

500k+ ***
Also Florida is shit, too, except more AIDS, etc.

>Barely anything at the moment because I'm at the lowest.
Been there

What is this autistic Swedish obsession with California? The place is a shithole. These blonde sun kissed California girls hardly exist anymore and they are insufferable anyway. California is a ton of fun to visit or be filthy rich in but otherwise is complete dogshit.

Just move here and get a job long enough to gain residency. Mexicans stay here for 30 plus years all the time and never get deported as long as they don't commit any especially bad crimes.

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Be a rich kid and go to UCSB

t. Roastie

Oh, I dropped my phone. TEe HEE! Daddykin, buy me 10 more iPhones NOW! Also, I need money for my 3rd breast implant. Tyrone won’t like me without it!

KYS snow bunny. And since you can’t read properly, I’ll reiterate, I said including minorities, not just dumb, white women.

>Just move here and get a job long enough to gain residency.
You gotta be doing some really advanced shit to get a sponsored green card like that unfortunately. I'm afraid that my highest chance is to marry some girl.
>Mexicans stay here for 30 plus years all the time and never get deported as long as they don't commit any especially bad crimes.
Sure, but a future administration might decide to be harder on this sorta thing. I'm not gonna deny that I've considered doing this though.

any other method?

>Seething this hard
Don't even gotta call you a incel lmao

The Canadian is correct and it’s been that bad as far back as the 1950s/1960s.

Be a rich guy and live in a wealthy California town.

I don’t know. Just go to California and try to meet what few decent blonde girls are left. I would not recommend any city other than San Diego. You honestly would probably have better luck getting the sun kissed blonde in Texas or Tennessee. Nashville unironically has the hottest girls per capita in all of the United States.

>That image set where she gets double team and breeded by black men

t. Cum dumpster.

Not my fault Tyrone is busy fucking another white grill at some other protest on the other side of the city.
Keep QQing, snow princess.

Sure it has Chicano, just gotta tell yourself that to cope, how sad

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I live in LA and this is true. Hot girls come here to be famous and cannot waste their prime years on a nobody. So either be in showbiz at any level or loaded enough to pay all their bills.

I live in LA too, just because you're an incel, doesn't mean you gotta project this hard

What's so special about San Diego?

California was always Mexican. Get fucked, mutt.

Wtf. I live in the rich part of Southern California and wish I had a Swedish or Russian gf. Do you want to trade places, my Swedish fren?

t.

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Your just as vapid and smoothbrained as the daughter of an Orange County Bircher in 1960. Praise be to Allah that your terrible state will be virtually uninhabitable in another generation or two of warming (and no, you aren’t getting our water lol).

It’s just a nice city. It has all of the benefits of Southern California without having problems quite as a bad as Los Angeles or San Francisco. It also doesn’t have the whole Hollywood/Silicon Valley thing so the people are normal but the economy is still really good.

>Do you want to trade places, my Swedish fren?
I totally would if that was possible.

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