When alexander was your age he had already conquered persia

>when alexander was your age he had already conquered persia

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That's like comparing yourself to a guy who became the youngest billionaire in a few years after inheriting 950 million from his dad

At least I’ll live longer than he did

would have you conquered like him if you were the son of philip 2 of macedon you mutt ?

of course he would conquer persia, his father was the king and back then there was no pressures or rules, or even stresses that today's life would have, so obviously he was able to do that

Alexander saw Europeans (northern/northwestern) as ape-like, inferior beings, and believed menas were superior to them.

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Seeing as Alexander was a half Macedonian, half Epiroti larping as a Greek and Achilles, yes, we mutts think alike

He was right

Well countries like Finland were prehistoric until swedes desavaged them. So he was indeed right

At least I'm not a fag

shut up you lost algeria

>when Alexander was your age he wasted away his fathers preparation and forever fractured the Hellenic world.

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i called alexander a fag and a greek user replied with a literal 5 paragraph essay about how him fucking twinks was "about as historical as the accounts of him fucking amazons"

yeah but i have a bachelors degree so whos the real winner haha

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He's right. alex would have wasted his life if he didn't have a top tier army inherited from daddy-o.

It is historical fact, that the Macedonian nobility were homos, even Alexander's dad was killed by his ex-lover because he dumped him, and then the Persians took credit a few months after

thank god my favorite greek wasn't a homo

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The celts btfo greek retards

And his father would not have prepared for this without Xenophon's Anabase who revealed the military weakness of the persian empire.
Yes
But could you have done it in his shoes ?

Alexander's invasion plans were inherited by Philips and his mens plans. The invasion forces invaded soo fast because Philip had already parked half his army in the Asia minor coast before he died. Hell if Philip lived, he would have invade with far more troops than Alexander, since he was bros with the Greeks, unlike Alexander that demanded their loyalty and destroyed the strongest Greek army left before he invaded Persia just for a small slight

Yeah, I'm something of a map staring expert myself.

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But hes dead and im still alive

you hate the greatness of men
but you love the greatness of multitude

I like Pyrrhus, but he was a retard for picking wars with everyone. He should have just accepted the Macedonian throne, and invaded Rome while ignoring the Carthaginians who posed no real threat to Syracuse

Alexander made some substantial differences to the logistics of the army, particularly retarding the baggage train. But yeah, if not for philip, alexander would have just been another Greek warlord

I would have dedicated my life to conquering boipussi

That was his "fuck everybody" charm. Pyrrhus would have conquered all of italy, sicily, greece and, to be frank, the entire known world had he not had crippling autism.
Also what the FUCK, I was looking for an image of Pyrrhus getting hit by the roof tile but all that came up was some furry deviant art gallery depicting his life. WTF is wrong with furries I hate them so much

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Didn't Caesar say the same thing and then cried himself to sleep? You and Caesar are both faggots

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>Time for some more women’s history as Warrior Rabbits returns - the series where I write about (human) history and illustrate with rabbits. This time we have a warrior that definitely didn’t chose to be one: a Greek woman from around the 5th century BC who is defending her home with roof tiles.
Furries should be put in gas chambers